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by EnochRoot
Wed Nov 27, 2019 10:56 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: JOKES
Replies: 152
Views: 14418

Re: JOKES

And by golly, I thought Big Fat Turkeys could fly.
by EnochRoot
Wed Nov 27, 2019 10:53 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: JOKES
Replies: 152
Views: 14418

Re: JOKES

And really, alt-right pandering comedy*? Who's crying victimhood now? *gonna confess I've only seen a smattering of TT's sets, but I assume that if he had gone down that road the rest of you would be either slightly more critical or slightly less supportive? Aggro-comedy work better for you? Here's...
by EnochRoot
Wed Nov 27, 2019 12:01 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: JOKES
Replies: 152
Views: 14418

Re: JOKES

I’d rather be a judgmental douche Mission Accomplished https://i.imgur.com/yrA7LqB.jpg You're not nearly as clever as you think you are. Still 20x funnier than you'll ever be. Keep trying though. Be better. When I stop and think: what if a two-bit fan of alt-right pandering comedy says he's 20x fun...
by EnochRoot
Wed Nov 27, 2019 11:47 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Pardon my Take Stuff
Replies: 24
Views: 486

Re: Pardon my Take Stuff

I’m sort of with Romero on this one. Portnoy is truly awful but overall I find comparisons between Barstool and right-wing propaganda to be overblown. IMO there are a few incredibly irritating people there and a few legitimately talented people, but most of their contributors are fairly nondescript...
by EnochRoot
Wed Nov 27, 2019 11:38 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: JOKES
Replies: 152
Views: 14418

Re: JOKES

bfj wrote:
Wed Nov 27, 2019 9:57 am
EnochRoot wrote:
Tue Nov 26, 2019 3:03 pm


I’d rather be a judgmental douche
Mission Accomplished

Image
You're not nearly as clever as you think you are.
by EnochRoot
Wed Nov 27, 2019 9:42 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Syria
Replies: 146
Views: 8122

Re: Syria

This is gut-wrenching, but so well done. And because everything comes back to Trump/Putin, much of this is about the effects of Russian planes bombing hospitals. https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/frontline/film/for-sama/ They’re streaming the whole movie on that site? I just watched the trailer. Amazing thi...
by EnochRoot
Wed Nov 27, 2019 8:51 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: JOKES
Replies: 152
Views: 14418

Re: JOKES

I'm torn here because I don't think the waitress (SERVER!) signs up for all that a comedy club might imply just because she works there but on the other hand I don't care get over it. If it happens at a diner, that’s horrible and out of line. From a comic on stage at an open mic? Get over it. Not m...
by EnochRoot
Tue Nov 26, 2019 8:42 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: JOKES
Replies: 152
Views: 14418

Re: JOKES

I'm torn here because I don't think the waitress (SERVER!) signs up for all that a comedy club might imply just because she works there but on the other hand I don't care get over it. If it happens at a diner, that’s horrible and out of line. From a comic on stage at an open mic? Get over it. Not m...
by EnochRoot
Tue Nov 26, 2019 5:06 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Off Season Baseball Trivia
Replies: 128
Views: 682

Re: Off Season Baseball Trivia

sancarlos wrote:
Tue Nov 26, 2019 3:48 pm
EnochRoot wrote:
Mon Nov 25, 2019 8:40 pm
CO is Chase Headley.

What is up with CO's all time HR hitter at only 130?

Only two players from CO are in the HOF. They're both pitchers.
Gossage and Halliday?
Yes! Don Pardo, tell him what he's won!
by EnochRoot
Tue Nov 26, 2019 3:03 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: JOKES
Replies: 152
Views: 14418

Re: JOKES

I'm torn here because I don't think the waitress (SERVER!) signs up for all that a comedy club might imply just because she works there but on the other hand I don't care get over it. If it happens at a diner, that’s horrible and out of line. From a comic on stage at an open mic? Get over it. Not m...
by EnochRoot
Tue Nov 26, 2019 1:11 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: JOKES
Replies: 152
Views: 14418

Re: JOKES

I think you should relapse to work on your comedy. Both the traffic and sex trafficking work. It works even better when the waitress was there to see him make fun of her being yelled at by her boss to a roomful of people. That's the stuff. You mean the waitress who works in the comedy club, where c...
by EnochRoot
Tue Nov 26, 2019 12:01 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Week 12 - Rudolph the Foul Mouthed Steeler?
Replies: 85
Views: 1436

Re: NFL Week 12 - Rudolph the Foul Mouthed Steeler?

I think the other thing going on is the fact Joe Flacco was the most faceless, boring guy to front a team in some time. Jackson is loose, fun to be around. The team has taken on his personality. They're actually fun to watch. Not unlike KC in that regard.
by EnochRoot
Tue Nov 26, 2019 11:28 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part IV - Welcome to Stupid Watergate
Replies: 1059
Views: 50930

Re: Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part IV - Welcome to Stupid Watergate

brian wrote:
Tue Nov 26, 2019 11:15 am
We should probably have a separate "POTUS Is A Fucking Idiot" thread for stuff like this, but still:

Can one gaslight and be a moron?
by EnochRoot
Tue Nov 26, 2019 11:15 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: JOKES
Replies: 152
Views: 14418

Re: JOKES

There was an asian waitress who was getting yelled at by her boss for showing up late during my set and i said the phrase "Leave her alone, she was probably stuck in sex traffic..ing" I'm kinda proud but also really ashamed of myself I think you should relapse to work on your comedy. Both the traff...
by EnochRoot
Tue Nov 26, 2019 11:00 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: JOKES
Replies: 152
Views: 14418

Re: JOKES

There was an asian waitress who was getting yelled at by her boss for showing up late during my set and i said the phrase "Leave her alone, she was probably stuck in sex traffic..ing" I'm kinda proud but also really ashamed of myself I think you should relapse to work on your comedy. Both the traff...
by EnochRoot
Tue Nov 26, 2019 9:27 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Week 12 - Rudolph the Foul Mouthed Steeler?
Replies: 85
Views: 1436

Re: NFL Week 12 - Rudolph the Foul Mouthed Steeler?

I’d feel a lot better about the Ravens’ chances to win it all this year if they had a (slightly) better WR corp. Either way, Jackson’s made me a fan of the game again.
by EnochRoot
Tue Nov 26, 2019 8:56 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: JOKES
Replies: 152
Views: 14418

Re: JOKES

TT2.0 wrote:
Tue Nov 26, 2019 1:46 am
There was an asian waitress who was getting yelled at by her boss for showing up late during my set and i said the phrase

"Leave her alone, she was probably stuck in sex traffic..ing"

I'm kinda proud but also really ashamed of myself
I think you should relapse to work on your comedy.
by EnochRoot
Mon Nov 25, 2019 8:40 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Off Season Baseball Trivia
Replies: 128
Views: 682

Re: Off Season Baseball Trivia

CO is Chase Headley.

What is up with CO's all time HR hitter at only 130?

Only two players from CO are in the HOF. They're both pitchers.
by EnochRoot
Mon Nov 25, 2019 7:12 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Off Season Baseball Trivia
Replies: 128
Views: 682

Re: Off Season Baseball Trivia

Sigh. Mel Ott (appears as the #2 comp for both Sheffield and Robinson).

If you'd instead said "he spent his 22 year career for one team, approximately 1300 miles from his birthplace" I'd have probably pulled my hair out.
by EnochRoot
Mon Nov 25, 2019 6:51 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Off Season Baseball Trivia
Replies: 128
Views: 682

Re: Off Season Baseball Trivia

Louisiana. Is it a shit-ton more HR than Albert Belle?
by EnochRoot
Mon Nov 25, 2019 6:50 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Off Season Baseball Trivia
Replies: 128
Views: 682

Re: Off Season Baseball Trivia

mister d wrote:
Mon Nov 25, 2019 6:27 pm
Oh I don't care for that. Kingman was 8.2% for his career, league average for 1972-86 was 8.5%.
He pretty much led the league in strikeouts through my little league years (age 7-12). I should've mentioned Gorman Thomas too, come to think of it.
by EnochRoot
Mon Nov 25, 2019 6:31 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Off Season Baseball Trivia
Replies: 128
Views: 682

Re: Off Season Baseball Trivia

I think I've got KY. Guy who looks like he'd be from Kentucky as well as the Hank Sauer / Pat Burrell comps means he's going to be Jay Buhner. Who of course is immortalized in the classic Seinfeld episode where Frank Costanza, upon learning of his son's death from George Steinbrenner, unloads on him...
by EnochRoot
Mon Nov 25, 2019 6:18 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Off Season Baseball Trivia
Replies: 128
Views: 682

Re: Off Season Baseball Trivia

OR is going to be Dave Kingman. the two outcome guys that stick out to me most are for whatever reason Kingman and Deer.
by EnochRoot
Mon Nov 25, 2019 4:05 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: MLB Off-season 2019-2020
Replies: 24
Views: 1683

Re: MLB Off-season 2019-2020

And we can write off #3 as bullshit because we know they didn't want him / his contract back. No you can't. If the medical review board sees something that happened at an alternative medicine shop that delayed his return to action, then that's the cause they'd use to void the remainder of his contr...
by EnochRoot
Mon Nov 25, 2019 4:03 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Off Season Baseball Trivia
Replies: 128
Views: 682

Re: Off Season Baseball Trivia

And I never got a ruling on Albert Belle being Cajun (well, except for that I know he is, just wondering if he's LA)...
by EnochRoot
Mon Nov 25, 2019 4:02 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Off Season Baseball Trivia
Replies: 128
Views: 682

Re: Off Season Baseball Trivia

A_B wrote:
Mon Nov 25, 2019 2:05 pm
Positions added to these HOF states:

Washington (3B)
New Mexico (LF)
Louisiana (RF)
Wisconsin(LF/CF)
Indiana (1B)
West Virginia(3B)
Ron Santo - Washington
by EnochRoot
Mon Nov 25, 2019 1:28 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Off Season Baseball Trivia
Replies: 128
Views: 682

Re: Off Season Baseball Trivia

Struggling with the rest. Probably old timers.

Albert Belle’s Cajun, right?
by EnochRoot
Mon Nov 25, 2019 1:27 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Off Season Baseball Trivia
Replies: 128
Views: 682

Re: Off Season Baseball Trivia

Jim Rice is from South Cack-o-lacky.
by EnochRoot
Mon Nov 25, 2019 12:09 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Off Season Baseball Trivia
Replies: 128
Views: 682

Re: Off Season Baseball Trivia

Bagwell - Massachusetts
Schmidt - Ohio
Junior - Pennsylvania
by EnochRoot
Mon Nov 25, 2019 11:53 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: MLB Off-season 2019-2020
Replies: 24
Views: 1683

Re: MLB Off-season 2019-2020

Only once since Brian Cashman became general manager in 1998 have the Yankees sought to terminate a contract – in 2003, after outfielder Bubba Trammell left the team in June. Trammell later revealed he was suffering from depression. The two sides eventually reached a settlement on the balance of Tr...
by EnochRoot
Mon Nov 25, 2019 9:33 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Commercials
Replies: 398
Views: 31908

Re: Commercials

I just saw the Peloton ad where the wife/mom posts everything on social media. Even with the sound off that ad can go right to hell. Peleton still pretends the world is only beautifully fit people. Bowflex has been running ads where bigger people are using their machines. I actually own an M5. That...
by EnochRoot
Mon Nov 25, 2019 9:26 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Week 12 - Rudolph the Foul Mouthed Steeler?
Replies: 85
Views: 1436

Re: NFL Week 12 - Rudolph the Foul Mouthed Steeler?

So there may have been one second left on the clock because a Marine tried to catch a ball on the sideline rather than letting it hit the ground and I may have said "fuck supporting the troops." https://twitter.com/Bvandalinda2/status/1198774367133548544 Nah. Brady failed to take into account that ...
by EnochRoot
Sun Nov 24, 2019 7:26 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Week 12 - Rudolph the Foul Mouthed Steeler?
Replies: 85
Views: 1436

Re: NFL Week 12 - Rudolph the Foul Mouthed Steeler?

Prescott doesn’t strike me as a particularly “special” QB.
by EnochRoot
Sun Nov 24, 2019 9:18 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Worthy of mention, too obscure for own thread
Replies: 1607
Views: 111286

Re: Worthy of mention, too obscure for own thread

Not to overstate the obvious, but you can see where Larson drew (heh) significant influence.
by EnochRoot
Sat Nov 23, 2019 2:26 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: MLB Off-season 2019-2020
Replies: 24
Views: 1683

Re: MLB Off-season 2019-2020

Might it have been the Yankees doctors sounded an alarm that his recent injuries would not have happened had he been rehabbing / receiving treatment at Yankee-authorized facilities? I mean, it might have, but ... https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/yankees-set-mlb-record-for-most-injured-players-in-...
by EnochRoot
Sat Nov 23, 2019 10:59 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: MLB Off-season 2019-2020
Replies: 24
Views: 1683

Re: MLB Off-season 2019-2020

Ellsbury got hurt and the Yankees benefited from his insurance. No one would argue that part. Again, not relevant. When Ellsbury went to a non-sanctioned medical facility to receive treatment from non-sanctioned medical providers he violated the CBA, and when his injuries compounded? He was ripe to...
by EnochRoot
Fri Nov 22, 2019 9:53 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: MLB Off-season 2019-2020
Replies: 24
Views: 1683

Re: MLB Off-season 2019-2020

mister d wrote:
Fri Nov 22, 2019 9:40 pm
In lieu of facts you look to history?
History as in Ellsbury's history? Or the Yankees treatment of ARod. Inquiring minds.

Again, we don't know.
by EnochRoot
Fri Nov 22, 2019 7:53 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: MLB Off-season 2019-2020
Replies: 24
Views: 1683

Re: MLB Off-season 2019-2020

mister d wrote:
Fri Nov 22, 2019 7:37 pm
It’s technicality shit and after this and Alex-Rod (and maybe Pavano), I’d start to think about avoiding this team if I were a 6+ year UFA.
I think we’re both assuming facts not in evidence.
by EnochRoot
Fri Nov 22, 2019 7:01 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Man's Best Friend
Replies: 1343
Views: 62995

Re: Man's Best Friend

My SIL's neighbor just got an English Bulldog puppy. I mean, great, but she and her husband have two small children. I can't imagine that is the right dog for all the strenuous playtime that dog has in its future.