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EnochRoot

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Fuck you.

I grew up Catholic, but haven’t attended a mass in forever.

But I’ll go to bat for that sect vs the shit heels that went head over heels for the GOP the past 40 years.

Suck a cock Giff. You’re a ...

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Maybe just ignore each other?

Really not psyched for the one place I can hang out on the internet to turn into... whatever the fuck this is.

I've put him on ignore and apologize for not doing that after the unprovoked attack on Monday night instead of responding.

heart emoji ...

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Never take for granted the clarity of purpose that a brand new day can bring

I've hated that dude for a long time, just held it in for the most part. Have the clarity to let that shit out.

You're not worth remembering, but it does tickle me that I'm living rent-free in your head.

In ...

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Never take for granted the clarity of purpose that a brand new day can bring

I've hated that dude for a long time, just held it in for the most part. Have the clarity to let that shit out.

You're not worth remembering, but it does tickle me that I'm living rent-free in your head.

In ...

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duff wrote: Wed Apr 09, 2025 11:28 pm
EnochRoot wrote: Wed Apr 09, 2025 11:24 pm
Giff wrote: Wed Apr 09, 2025 4:53 pm Good news, Echavarria beat Spaun in the par 3 contest. Bad news is no winner of that has ever won the Masters.
You're a terrible person. And also, a pussy.
And you are a cunt.

Nice. Tasty.

You're also unaware of this clod's shit-heal behavior towards me.

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Giff wrote: Wed Apr 09, 2025 4:53 pm Good news, Echavarria beat Spaun in the par 3 contest. Bad news is no winner of that has ever won the Masters.

You're a terrible person. And also, a pussy.

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Giff wrote: Tue Apr 08, 2025 8:10 am
rass wrote: Tue Apr 08, 2025 6:35 am Never take for granted the clarity of purpose that a brand new day can bring
I've hated that dude for a long time, just held it in for the most part. Have the clarity to let that shit out.

You're not worth remembering, but it does tickle me that I'm living rent-free in your head.

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mister d wrote: Mon Apr 07, 2025 10:48 pm I like you both.

Just swat the ball out of bounds!

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Giff wrote: Mon Apr 07, 2025 10:24 pm Fuck off dude. No one likes you.

See You Next Tuesday.

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Giff wrote: Mon Apr 07, 2025 10:15 pm

You’re a guy that likes to say ‘cunt’, right?

Cunt.

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Good grief. Swat the ball out of bounds if you can’t touch the ball again. At least the game moves on.

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Last month, Nicholas Gilbert received a delivery of grain for the 1,400 cows he tends at his dairy farm in Potsdam, New York, 20 miles from the Ontario border. The feed came with a surprise tariff of $2,200 tacked on. “We have small margins,” he told me. “I had a contracted price on that ...

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It’s almost worth the paving over the hellscape that is Houston.

Is that the worst choke job in NCAA Final Four History? Does Cooper Flagg testicles descend in time to be the #1 pick in the NBA draft in a couple months? Or, does his cuckolded situation require a return to campus?

I don’t care ...

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My bro-in-law just got interesting over Xmas.

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Giff wrote: Fri Apr 04, 2025 8:22 amWrong thread.

You’re like an alt-right comedian.

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It’s on AppleTV but yeah, The Studio through three episodes is really good (and pretty fucking funny).

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Got half-way back into baseball at the start of last and the Jays went and had one of the more depressing seasons in recent memory. Trying again this year (vibes much improved) but also trying to follow the league more as a whole. Started diving into Fangraphs. Beyond OPS and WAR, which I've got a ...

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Boston just signed their young 2B prospect, Kristian Campbell (currently ranked #6 in MLB) to an eight year deal worth $60m. After the eight years, the team also has two club options.

Team-friendly deal comes to mind.

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The Isle of Dr. Moreau is my favorite film involving Kilmer (Top Secret isn’t bad though).

RIP

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Jerloma wrote: Tue Apr 01, 2025 12:24 pm Cory Booker has been crushing TFG on the Senate floor for 18 straight hours. It's something.

So that’s why I’ve received a half dozen texts to send $20 immediately.

I’m too chicken to type STOP2END though.

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In the ESPN Bracket Challenge, I went from being ranked 990 out of over 24.4 million entries to 2,048,919. This, after I lost both Sunday’s games.

Prior to that, I had 28/32, 14/16, 8/8, and well I had 2/2 on Saturday. 0/2 on Sunday.

Ouch.

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Hundreds of students apparently had their visas revoked for being too mouthy.

It’s horrifying, but in alegal sense this is probably better than the feds abducting one at a time and bundling them to Louisiana, because now theres a ...

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Just finished the first season of Severance.

Slow burn to begin over the first few episodes, but good gracious did it pick up speed, and that was spectacular season finale.

It all makes sense, and not a single moment of wasted footage. Ricken is (still) the character I want to see ...

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I dropped my wife and M-I-L off at the airport yesterday to travel to TX. They're in The Woodlands, TX this weekend catching up with my brother-in-law's children who are either home on spring break, or visiting their parents. My brother-in-law is a PoliSci professor at UH.

^ that's truth. I'm not ...

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Just finished the first season of Severance.

Slow burn to begin over the first few episodes, but good gracious did it pick up speed, and that was spectacular season finale.

It all makes sense, and not a single moment of wasted footage. Ricken is (still) the character I want to see developed ...

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Agree with the announcers. Always guard the inbounds guy. Always.

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What the fuck is Joe Judge doing here.

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Giff wrote: Thu Mar 27, 2025 4:52 pm I hate to ask this while there is still one guess left on the other (I looked it up and I LOVE this answer), but I'll forget to.

Who was the starting pitcher for the Astros in their first game at Enron Field in 2000 (exhibition vs. Yankees)?

OK the answer's going to be Luis Gonzalez.

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EnochRoot wrote: Thu Mar 27, 2025 7:23 pm How the hell is Florida a one seed.

Walk it back, self.

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A_B wrote: Thu Mar 27, 2025 8:07 pm I like Stan van gindy. But man sometimes he needs to shut the fuck up.

Shades of Reggie White.

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That was the first half of a S16 basketball game involving #1 and #4 seeds, and not some bottom half of the standings teams of the A10 mid-January.

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How the hell is Florida a one seed.

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LF is gonna be Rock Raines.

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mister d wrote: Thu Mar 27, 2025 2:38 pm Can the Yankees average a home run per inning all season long???????

The rotation? Probably, but I'd give Fried a bit more respect than that.

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Baghdad Barbie was in fine form yesterday when ‘confronted’ by a Fox News WHC reporter, Jacqui Henrich about why tactical strike info isn’t classified on secure channels.

Baghdad Barbs interrupted her and said, who are you going to trust? The decorated, vetted and dignified Peter Hegseth to protect ...

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Steve of phpBB wrote: Wed Mar 26, 2025 12:54 pm Have I been pronouncing "Antietam" wrong all my life?

Three syllables or four?

It’s three. An-tee-tum.

I mean, that’s how I’ve always pronounced it, and it’s how the park rangers out in Western MD pronounced it too.

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A seamstress hippie-dippy Phishhead on Etsy posted this to Reddit:

https://preview.redd.it/made-this-for-whoever-stands-behind-me-at-the-next-show-v0-6r6ipew1pbqe1.jpeg?auto=webp&s=f74f77e3eab7b829442fd9ce966aad041e77fe70

That's a mighty fine looking tee (it helps if you know the song ...

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Season finale of Severance answered enough questions (and raised enough unanswered ones) for a satisfying season ender. 9/10.

Department of Choreography & Merriment for the motherfuckin' win.

I wanted those guys to be from Jackson St University (where Tramell Tillman caught the show style ...

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Season finale of Severance answered enough questions (and raised enough unanswered ones) for a satisfying season ender. 9/10.

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You guys are fighting the good fight - aside from ACC Shirley. Just because UNC destroyed SDSU tonight doesn’t mean they deserved to be in the tourney.

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