The Swamp

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Keene land is only open for racing six weeks a year so it’s still pretty decent. Sure there are spots with the degenerates but not too bad

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The clerks remembered him? Since when do retail clerks remember specific black people from 20 years ago. Lots of people cant even distinguish the black people they see every day. Why I always had such a hard time at the law firm... half of them white folks expected me to know who they were. Seems l...

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Apparently it's from a message board associated that he made some pretty bad comments that are disqualifying for being a decent human let alone a governor. And it isn't really that much kink-shaming from CNN it doesn't look like. Just reporting on some good old fashioned hate. https://www.cnn.com/20...

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Jerloma wrote: ↑Thu Sep 19, 2024 2:21 pm I called to make an appt for an annual checkup yesterday. My PCP doesn't have an open appointment until April 22nd!!!

That is crazy. Who the fuck gets annual checkups?

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Giff wrote: ↑Thu Sep 19, 2024 10:26 am The Appalachia Ben Shapiro

Too far, man. too far.

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Jerloma wrote: ↑Thu Sep 19, 2024 10:03 am
mister d wrote: ↑Thu Sep 19, 2024 9:59 am
A_B wrote: ↑Thu Sep 19, 2024 9:53 amDon't get used to ...s...e...X.
!!!!!!!
I feel like KY should have stayed where it is.

Is Diddy from Kentucky?

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Giff wrote: ↑Thu Sep 19, 2024 9:20 am
Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Thu Sep 19, 2024 9:07 am Wait.. You can't watch Pornhub in Texas???!!

And every other site like it??

That is madness.

What about nsfw reddit threads?
It sounds like this was a proactive move by Pornhub rather than an actual law.

Don't get used to it because KY is the same as TX.

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MaxWebster wrote: ↑Wed Sep 18, 2024 2:41 pm AND his apples - YEAH

*hit me up if you're ever in WNY i got you

Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Wed Sep 18, 2024 2:35 pm Also also, fuck diamond.

This slander will not stand. Diamond, any extra sweetangos you got lying around, send them my way. I'll throw the cores at Max.

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Well huh. He was talking to me. Good thing he didn't step to Keith Yandle.

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I think you could get away with a lot in soccer, if you stick to the framework in the hypothetical. In other words, if I got Freaky Friday'd into the actual body of a professional manager, I know enough about formation and tactics that it would take a bit of time to get found out. And agreed with b...

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brian wrote: ↑Wed Sep 18, 2024 11:01 am Feels like you guys are missing an “n” but I know that’s his name.

With a name like Glennn he could coach the USMNT.

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This account is amazing

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So I get the Cowboys again this week on TV. Three in a row. Is Lexington a Dallas suburb?

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The weirdness of the hypothetical is allowing for it to be the head coach. If that person is not doubling up as the OC/DC, then, yeah... I just let the game happen and if I need to make a decision about going for it on 4th or punting or kicking a FG, I have Grad Asst next to me who is really good a...

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brian wrote: ↑Wed Sep 18, 2024 9:33 am Might get fired at halftime because the team and coaching staff is going to assume I had a stroke after forgetting all in-game procedures and practices and terminology etc.

"Um...Spider 2 Y Banana, I guess."

"Coach, it's a kickoff."

"Um...fast forward one play?"

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I don't care if Marvin Lewis has since gotten a doctorate in statistical analytics...still funny. Still funny that someone would recognize their deficiencies and learn ways to address them through scientific rigor and intellectual discovery? WHAT A MONSTER HE THAT WOULD BE. Yeah, I still wish he wa...

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would love to have had camera on me as i was just scrolling up and down figuring out what the hell i missed to get eliminated .... da fuq, a guy is here (in and out but still) for what, 21 years and i can't get my own identity...d o we need a verification post or something ? sigh....thanks Jerloma....

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I mean, it could be likely that he wanted that job, but it's still very funny to me that he has that job. You wanna take this to the Irony thread, buddy? You don't have to prove to everyone you're competent. Just one person with hiring power. And his paycheck is probably better than most if not all...

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Baloney wrote: ↑Tue Sep 17, 2024 4:34 pm
A_B wrote: ↑Tue Sep 17, 2024 4:24 pm I see Man U beat some team with a BAR abbreviation 7-0 so I assume the lads beat the piss out of Barca. Didn’t even think we were in this comp
Barca can only dream of the Carabao Cup

Yeah I went through the winners list and they’ve never won it!

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I see Man U beat some team with a BAR abbreviation 7-0 so I assume the lads beat the piss out of Barca. Didn’t even think we were in this comp

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Giff wrote: ↑Tue Sep 17, 2024 10:20 am Found out Vandoliers are playing a free show at Americanafest in Nashville on Thursday just around the time we will be driving through to Louisville. That's rad.

I’m here now. Don’t think I can wait then out.

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mister d wrote: ↑Tue Sep 17, 2024 10:16 am I kinda do see how that's an honest slip-up but fuck him.

This is where I was trying to go. Fuck him all the way off either way.

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While I think it's funny to suggest he was about to full Tarantino, I think that may have been just a normal run of the mill slip up. I'll go Hanlon's Razor, but certainly wouldn't be surprised if I were wrong.

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I just finished season 10 of Alone on Netflix last night. Anyone else watch this show? It's pretty amazing. I'm almost entirely down on reality television, but I'm pretty sure this one is legit. My wife and I enjoy it. They are alone but they get checked up on so they don't go against their own bod...

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Ha ha ha funny but there's a couple of vampires driving around America and you guys don't even care.

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Giff wrote: ↑Sun Sep 15, 2024 3:37 pm I was reminded the sack would be the same size regardless of the amount of testicles inside of it. Anyway, he didn’t get it.

The individuals responsible for the sacking of the person who incorrectly estimated the amount of testicles within the sack, have been SACK TRICKED!!

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L-Jam3 wrote: ↑Sun Sep 15, 2024 3:02 pm The length of a bike? The length of a syringe? The circumference of an empty scrotum?

Fuck you that was hilarious!

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govmentchedda wrote: ↑Sun Sep 15, 2024 12:49 pm
A_B wrote: ↑Sun Sep 15, 2024 10:52 am
govmentchedda wrote: ↑Sat Sep 14, 2024 9:50 pm I hope AB is in person for this.
Nah. Stoops managed that game terribly. Conservative at wrong times.
I wasn't being a dick. I wrote that during the last drive. Seemed like you might pull it off.

Oh that’s what I figured. No offense even close to taken.

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L-Jam3 wrote: ↑Sun Sep 15, 2024 8:12 am The horse-mounted archery sounds pretty badass.

I feel like theses a documentary on that sport. It was a Netflix series of unique events, another of which was basically a town wide fight.

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Steve of phpBB wrote: ↑Sun Sep 15, 2024 10:53 am
garyclark wrote: ↑Sat Sep 14, 2024 11:21 pm Arizona "2 GENDS"

Sigh.
Maybe the driver is proudly claiming they’re bi-gender?

Or maybe they were a couple born in like 1456 and they are both Gen D(for dark ages)

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govmentchedda wrote: ↑Sat Sep 14, 2024 9:50 pm I hope AB is in person for this.

Nah. Stoops managed that game terribly. Conservative at wrong times.

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Man U is bAck baby!

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I just found out that, in college football, the quarterback cannot spike the ball to stop the clock unless there are at least three seconds on the clock. Florida State had just converted a 4th down to get to the Memphis 40-ish with the receiver being tackled with two seconds on the clock. FSU hurri...

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That's great! I had success with meal logging in MyFitnessPal, too (really helped during the spring/summer of Covid when there was nothing to do but eat and drink), but have had a difficult time restarting the habit after I let it drop at some point. Yeah. This is all so much about habits. My new m...

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govmentchedda wrote: ↑Fri Sep 13, 2024 11:43 am That's likely the just north of downtown Asheville one that I'm thinking of. There's usually a guy with a guitar and amp outside.

That's me. Other groceries pay me to drive customers away from WF.

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garyclark wrote: ↑Fri Sep 13, 2024 5:56 am Had my new favorite Athletic product last night ...

I tried to tell you. Now you're gonna be pissed when it goes out of rotation soon.

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govmentchedda wrote: ↑Fri Sep 13, 2024 6:20 am Bought their Oktoberfest yesterday. Also, Whole Foods had a hop water variety pack. Grabbed it as well.

Did you have the Oktoberfest? So far the NAOX to me are WAAAAAY too sugary. OX are anyway of course but they just seem off. Quite possible I haven't found the right one.

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And the defender (Hamlin!) didn't have a thing to do with it, he sort of stood there like he was looking for a hug and Tua slammed his head into him. I shouted "oh no" as soon as I saw his arms fly out to the side. Yuck. The question may well be does damar hamlin retire after being on bot...

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DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2024 11:53 am

Also...what in God's name did she do to her face? Did she ask for the "Jocelyn Wildenstein" make-over?

I'm guessing she isn't the one that thought she should get work done.

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cerranoredux wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2024 9:25 pm
Giff wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2024 5:12 pm I have three propane tanks and only one works. The two that don't are completely full. WTF?
A few more bars and you’ll have yourself a nice little ditty.

Safety Valve new song name called it.

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