The Swamp

Johnny Carwash

Okay, this drives me nuts every year--when it's Hispanic Heritage Month and instead of actually translating the team names, they just slap "Los" or "El" before it.

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I don't think anyone enjoys any part of their job as much as people at Home Depot/Lowe's enjoy telling you they don't carry something.

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Russell Westbrook recorded a triple-double in just 21 minutes of playing time last night. The only time in NBA history it was done faster was in 1955, which shouldn't really count.

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Those are terrible. Is the NFL just recycling uniforms from Any Given Sunday at this point?

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I pronounce it "thbama."

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I've been using BeyondPod, functionality is pretty good except for a bait-and-switch where the free version updates/downloads all feeds simultaneously and you need to buy the full version ($7) in order to download just one at a time.

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But you have to take into account the alliances that would inevitably form. You're gonna get some shrewd guys ganging up on the biggest threats. I thought of including Nixon as a dark horse for this very reason. I could see him building a tag team based on national security and economic prosperity,...

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Despite it being the capital of my state, I've been there a grand total of once. Two quick things that come to mind are the state capital building (the oldest in the nation) and the Shepard/McAuliffe Planetarium).

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With Brian resurrecting the Friday discussion last week (Most Beloved Athlete) and getting a pretty healthy response, I thought we could make this a regular thing. Apropos of nothing, I'll share an idea that's been kicking around in my head for a while: If you held a Royal Rumble-style match of all ...

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There's a guy in Pussy Riot now? Someone's pretty desperate to get laid.

e: You need to watch the video on that site to get the full picture. What a bunch of fucking thugs those cops are. Toward the end even one of the guys trying to run the girls off has to shove away one of the whippers.

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Latvian names = exotic fauna
Lithuanian names = infectious diseases

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The Tostitos scoops are actually pretty good

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I wonder if Russia's poor performance against Finland will convince Germany to invade around a year from now.

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I'll second Pele worldwide and probably Ali in the U.S. As divisive as Ali was in his youth, it seems that all but a few hardcore conservatives revere him nowadays. He got the Presidential Medal of Freedom from Dubya, ffs. Surprised that Bird and Magic haven't at least gotten a mention yet. They see...

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500 on the second try. Lost my last life trying to discern between Slovak and Slovenian (so Steve would've gotten at least 550).

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When a male figure skater is described as having a "crowd-pleasing style", that's code for "even gayer than usual."

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What's the Slovenia-Seahawks reference? Are they on Adderall?

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So the object of the game is to be a contrarian know-it-all hipster. I'm in.

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Are there instructions anywhere for how the game actually works? I would see the threads back when I was mostly lurking and they seemed over my head. Would be in if I could figure it out.

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Is it Bass Ale? I think I remember reading about that one being old.

e: Misunderstood the "generic" part of the question. Bass was the first trademark in the UK.

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The Bedazzler

(you said I couldn't get a star, not that I couldn't answer)

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Martin Van Buren (Dutch)

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Did you ever play the Mike Lombardi drinking game where you do a shot every time he makes an analogy to another sport?

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These are fantastic: Star Wars as an 80's high school movie

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New Orleans?

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!00% if your Grandparents came from a crappy country with no winter sports. Or if you are a Brit who can slide off a ski jump ramp without dying. I've always sort of envied people who have that route available. Closest I could come would be if Quebec seceded and dodgeball was made an Olympic sport.

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So if you're really rich, you basically have like a 60% chance of getting into the Winter Olympics in some way, right?

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That site is a gold mine. I checked out the Hungarian page--there's a saying that you can swear for five minutes in Hungarian without repeating a word. The broken English translations are the best part. baszd meg a kecskét, kapsz túrót bahz' meg oh kech'kay kop'stu rawt Literally fuck goats and you ...

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I'm trying to think of an animal besides the sponge whose corpse would be suitable for household cleaning, but not having any luck.

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I predict they will light the torch with a burning faggot*.

*bundle of sticks

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Though this was an interesting stat: the Washington Wizards went above .500 for the first time at any point in a season since October 2009, when they were 2-1.

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Hey, remember that thing about multiple toilets in the same stall? It gets worse.

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IIRC, Largent held the career receptions, yards, and TD records at the time he retired. Says a lot for how much more pass-oriented the league has become just in the last couple decades.

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wlu_lax6 wrote:On this day in 20044, what social networking site was founded?

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his role in Along Came Polly is just top notch. Yes. Still the first thing I think of (probably unfairly) when hearing his name. Disposable movie overall, but every minute Hoffman is on screen is gold. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uU_h8ksmXUg Why does his role in Punch Drunk Love get no mention a...

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Yeah, most of the blowouts mentioned above were games in which the winner was significantly favored coming in. You'd probably have to go back to Raiders-Redskins (83/84) for the last time a team that was favored, or was at least seen as having an even chance, unraveled so completely.

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Incredible. How did this lose Best Picture to a provincial revenge fantasy made by a mulleted Australian anti-semite?

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I literally just switched to a DVR of Sense and Sensibility (1995).

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