The Swamp

Jerloma

I know it makes me an awful parent, but I'm so tempted to record my 6 year old reading that email.

Jerloma

When you're showing live footage of every move these SWAT teams are making, aren't you helping the suspect or at least compromising the safety of the officers? I don't think most of the footage is live. Almost none of what I've seen is. In fact, I thought something was happening because the police ...

Jerloma

howard wrote:
Johnnie wrote:It's always funny when girls use terms guys would use to belittle other dudes to belittle other girls.
My favorite is when a girl says, "oh blow me". Works when they say it to a guy even better.

Yes! Huge fan of that as well.

Jerloma

When you're showing live footage of every move these SWAT teams are making, aren't you helping the suspect or at least compromising the safety of the officers?

Jerloma

howard wrote:The summer wind
Came blowing in
From across the sea

See, I don't get that reference but come Monday...I'll fuck you up for free.

Jerloma

Rush2112 wrote:J-lo did you at least get a laugh out of Kepler-69?

It's funny because of sex! Ha!

Jerloma

I think I might rectify the fact that I've never seen Pope of GV this weekend. Although on the Saturday before Easter a couple weeks back...I think I actually was the Pope of GV.

Jerloma

The lesson as always...I'm way too too dumb for astronomy.

Jerloma

I hate that I never thought of that for a Halloween costume. Luckily, I still have time.

Jerloma

The ruse was made glaringly obvious by spelling errors like "cdesign proponentsists."

That's fantastic. Miller didn't exactly have his hands full, did he.

Jerloma

As a side note, if a Hindu or any non-Judeo-Christian science teacher in a Louisiana public school felt compelled to teach their religions creation myth story as an equivalent to evolution, I'm sure that'd be fine with Jindal and the rest of the ID'ers, right? Heh... something like that already hap...

Jerloma

Those are the most Icelandish looking people I've ever seen.

Jerloma

Some of you guys might have heard of Dr. Ken Miller? He's a renowned evolutionary biologist and probably mostly known for completely dismantling Intelligent Design at the Dover Trial in 05 when they tried to sneak this crap into the science classrooms in PA ( Great Nova Documentary here ). http://ww...

Jerloma

ZMan wrote:The skunk in J-Lo's garage is fucking impossible to impress.

It can be bribed with cat food though.

Jerloma

ZMan wrote:The kid ripped my fucking heart out. I genuinely want to know what happened with that little kids ears.

Everyone is fine. They were on The Today Show this morning (of course).

Jerloma

Eh...nothing bad ever happens in Waco.

Jerloma

Oh man...B's lost in shoot-out? Damn.

Have they arrested anybody for this thing yet?

Jerloma

Bomb threat called into the federal court house in Boston...fully evacuated.

Jerloma

I did...it's fucking fantastic.

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Deleted for being cartoonishly large.

Jerloma

Exactly.

Jerloma

Zolak: "The Bruins are the World's Team tonight. Even Buffalo is rooting for them."

J-Lo: Grrr...

Jerloma

The Westboro Baptist Church is going to protest at the funerals of the dead. Now, I'm not saying that it would be right for angry people of Boston to beat the everliving shit out of them for doing so, but I kinda don't mind if it happens. That would be awful. It's exactly what they want. The WBC ar...

Jerloma

AB_skin_test wrote:I just waited and now it works.

This is my solution to pretty much everything. Either it'll fix itself or my father in law will come over.

Jerloma

I wouldn't even know what that means.

Jerloma

bfj wrote:2.5 million for a pretty good WR. Seems like a good deal for Pittsburgh.

Not to mention...he's playing for a contract. If the Steelers message boards are any indication, I should note that I'm a huge minority here.

Jerloma

For some reason, I just heard that sad, Michael Jackson-She's Out of My Life-sounding Bruno Mars tune, on Saturday. I've listened to it about 80 times since then.

Jerloma

I was going to retire from a message board once until I realized that I'm just not quite narcissistic enough to think that anyone would give a shit. I'd miss you, J-Lo! And didn't you pretty much disappear from here for a year or two a while back? See, I noticed. Who else is going to steer me clear...

Jerloma

Steve of phpBB wrote:It's all ball bearings these days.

(Sorry.)

I wanted it so bad.

Jerloma

The Sybian wrote:
Steve of phpBB wrote:Why are there so many horrible leg wounds? Is that common? Was the bomb in a garbage can on its side?
I'm thinking there must have been some sort of shrapnel rigged to the bombs. The blasts themselves don't look big enough to tear apart that many people.

They were full of nails.

Jerloma

I was going to retire from a message board once until I realized that I'm just not quite narcissistic enough to think that anyone would give a shit.

Jerloma

rass wrote:A Story of God and All of Us: A Novel Based on the Epic TV Miniseries "The Bible"

Okay...that's absolutely fantastic. I've been waiting for the novel Jaws to come out but not the actual novel...the novel based on the movie that's based on the novel. These people are the fucking best.

Jerloma

Pats made an offer to Sanders. Steelers will get a 3rd round pick if they don't match. The Stillers matched. Did they do that out of spite because they know New England is thin at WR? I actually like it because I like Sanders and think he's pretty good but I'm guessing they were trying to keep thei...

Jerloma

I hope I don't get vilified for this and obviously I'm feeling a great deal of empathy for all of those affected by these attacks,but Brian...not ironic.

Had to be done.

Jerloma

Any clips of the real him? It kind of bothers me when a performer is always in char and never comes out. Especially in an interview. If I want to see your act, I'll buy a ticket. You're being interviewed now...be yourself, that's what we want to see. Yeah man...all kinds of shit like that where he ...

Jerloma

I have no idea if you're fucking with me or not so I'm just gonna go to sleep. Not fucking. I had never even heard of Minchin until you posted a couple of his vids here, and those are all I've seen. I assumed that was the way he was. Is that just an on stage persona? Yeah, the guy is a total nerd. ...

Jerloma

...and they just updated it. Fuck you, Google.

Jerloma

AB_skin_test wrote:DJ played last five in +6

Google still has him a -4 thru 16. Of course they Have Freddy Couples being Italian too...

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Ryan wrote:
AB_skin_test wrote:This isn't China, Guan, there are rules.
Ha. He takes a shot. Then 15 minutes later, he's ready for another one.

It's funny because he's Chinese and was probably too busy learning math or something instead of a little golf etiquette.

Jerloma

Good. I fucking can't stand slow players. Especially ones that get warned and still don't give a shit. Hopefully Annyong learned a little lesson about how we do things over here in 'Murica. You reading my tweets? Official: Are you listening to me? HELLO? HELLO, Young Man?! Guan: "Annyong."...

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