The Swamp

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Yeah racehorses are inbred af

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Honestly the Browns should probably be taking QBs with every single pick they have

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I've done some horse research this year and my favorite horsebets this year are the following:

Rodriguez (12:1)

Pros: He apparently is very good at horse racing, and like "professional" or whatever by horse standards. Like he knows that he's racing other horses and trying to beat them and isn't ...

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Adding to the a "watched a guy, here's a blurb!" section:

QB

Tyler Shough: A 7th-year breakout who will turn 26 in September. Has a live arm but is absolutely petrified of taking another hit and throws from an inexplicable arm angle. Getting a lot of hype lately as the thought of drafting ...

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OTHER DUDES I WATCHED FOR 2 MINUTES
Here’s a sentence on some other guys so I can come back to them in a few years to award or deduct McNeigh’s carrots.

QB

Jalen Milroe – As I mentioned earlier, I’d have him ranked 2nd this year. The running ability is just absurd from a QB. This is a legit 4 ...

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17. CINCINNATI BENGALS – Jihaad Campbell, ILB, Alabama

As usual, my favorite defensive player is a middle linebacker who is awesome. I was at that place in Dallas that mimics being in the stadium last year and saw the LSU/Bama game and you could not help but notice #11 just laying waste to the ...

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Sup dogs. Happy tax day! This year has proven to be much more difficult than previous when it comes to “setting aside enough time to waste doing pointless mock draft bullshit” but I'm still about to tax that ass. Actually, that means I’m gonna be mailing this one in. I’m in my Urban Meyer era, y ...

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FUCK YEAH

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Round 2 before I go back to the stables for another year

MOCK TRADE!

BUFFALO TRADES the 33rd OVERALL PICK TO ARIZONA for 35th OVERALL, 186th OVERALL (6th ROUND), 226th OVERALL (7th ROUND) and their 2029 11th ROUND PICK

Brandon Beane continues to build towards his dream of making every single ...

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What's your position on Steelers trading up to #9 with Denver to get the corner from Toledo, Todd? Been seeing this all over the Twitters.

I mean you never truly know until the guys actually play, but I think it would be dumb af.

He gives me too many Justin Gilbert vibes (only talking on ...

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What's your position on Steelers trading up to #9 with Denver to get the corner from Toledo, Todd? Been seeing this all over the Twitters.

I mean you never truly know until the guys actually play, but I think it would be dumb af.

He gives me too many Justin Gilbert vibes (only talking on-field ...

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OTHER PLAYERS I WATCHED

If you are wondering why I didn’t put Surprisious Hogwash in my first round mock, see below. If he’s not listed below, that means I didn’t watch him. Sorry but I have things to do.

QB

Spencer Rattler: Absolutely not. I’ve heard actual like fringe first round talk ...

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21. MIAMI DOLPHINS – Graham Barton, OT/OG, Duke

I liked Barton before he did his Pro Day. Now that he has a 9.99 RAS on top of the tape, I think he’s going to go higher than people think. Even this may be too low.

Miami has 45 year old Terron Armstead and a bunch of guys, so they could use help ...

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11. MINNESOTA VIKINGS – Chop Robinson, EDGE, Penn State

Who is going to be the new man on the Minnesota Vikings? I’m sure that if the board plays out like this they would love to trade down but I just don’t see anyone trading up for Bo Nix. They need interior D-Line but this doesn’t seem like a ...

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https://www.godzillawins.com/toby-wreathways-2024-nfl-mock-draft/

This is the side hustle that I do on the side of my other side hustle. Side side hustle?

Happy Draft SZN Frogs! I should probably be doing my taxes right now. Instead, I’ve done this.
As usual, the ground rules.

1. My rankings are ...

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Trying something different this time and putting the player rank spreadsheet on a Google Drive:

Player Ranks

Alright, here we go.

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TODD'S MOCK 2ND YOU LOSERS THINK I'M DONE? I'M NOT DONE

I didn’t include nearly enough dumb shit in my first round mock, but grab your Tums because we’re getting extra spicy here in the 2nd!

32. PITTSBURGH STEELERS - Joey Porter Jr., CB, Penn State

Growing up I remember watching Ike Taylor ...

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Looks like it only took 11. Ok great probably not doing this again next year jeez that's just too much

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OTHER GUYS I WATCHED THAT DIDN’T MAKE IT

QBs

Hendon Hooker: Yeah he has good poise and throws a ton of TDs and very few picks but he’s already 25, he is coming off of a torn ACL, the offense he ran was very verrrry QB friendly, and his ball placement is all over the place. Just watch one game ...

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21. LOS ANGELES CHARGERS – Jalin Hyatt, WR, Tennessee

Man, this would be tough if it played out this way because Zay Flowers would be perfect for the world’s most underachieving franchise. This feels like a massive reach but I just can’t see the Chargers not being dead-set on adding a receiver on ...

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11. TENNESSEE TITANS – Jaxon Smith-Njigba, WR, Ohio State

Strongly considered slotting Richardson here, but after seeing how utterly petrified they were of allowing Malik Willis to throw a forward pass, I don’t think they’d want to take Richardson or Levis if he were available. So another year of ...

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1. CAROLINA PANTHERS – Bryce Young, QB, Alabama

We all know damn well that Carolina didn’t trade up to take Peter Skoronski.

Initially I was thinking this would be Stroud because I thought Stroud was the best QB in this draft. But recent news reports just keep pushing Young and Stroud is ...

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Oh yinz thought that since I have actual things I need to be doing to like, pay my bills and shit that I wouldn’t be back with a brand new pimp mock for your limp cocks. Well you thought wrong because I am the 1911 Christy Mathewson of wasting useful time on trivial activities.

As usual, the ...

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MOTHERFUCKER

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Brontoburglar wrote: Thu Apr 28, 2022 10:10 am am I missing a joke with best cast

Maybe? Best case for every player is Hall of Fame and worst case is out of the NFL in a year.

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Test over, charts are now somewhat legible

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Alright, so that’s that. Now some guys I watched but didn’t put in my draft.

QBs:

Matt Corral – I think he might actually be good but this is the stupidest offense ever and he just runs into people like he’s Jerome Bettis or something. I do not know what Ole Miss was doing.

Sam Howell – It’s ...

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New England trades the 21st pick to the Colts for the 42nd and some other shit

21. Indianapolis Colts – YOROS “GEORGE” KARLAFTIS, EDGE, PURDUE

Alright, there’s a glut of guys here that I would send to New England and I can’t decide which guy to give them (I was leaning Devin Lloyd but there were ...

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11. Washington motherfucking Commanders jeez – JAMESON WILLIAMS, WR, ALABAMA

I considered trading down here with the Commanderz but after coming up with the trade, I had second thoughts. The Commanders’ roster is actually pretty solid. But…it’s bland. They just don’t have many guys that move the ...

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1. Jacksonville Jaguars – AIDAN HUTCHINSON, EDGE, MICHIGAN

This is such a shit year to have the top pick. And while you can’t feel too bad for the Jags as they have the top pick every year and will for the next few decades, this is rather unfortunate for them. It’s not quite Eric Fisher bad but ...

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