The Swamp

Hey guys, been fucking your mom’s cat the last couple of days. What did I miss?

Carwash is looking to get cut

I don't get it?

A-Bro, I hope you have better results than I did. Just look at this bullshit:

If anyone is interested, I have the digits of fast and loose capybara. Though she's more of a Reno type of girl.

hello spank bank

Sigh. My Twitter mentions are a disaster right now because of #junkoff.

...several centimetres deep on the road.

We've all been there, right Pru?


I woke up this morning around 3 AM to what sounded like a girl getting chased down the street by a pack of wolves. As I came to I realized that two animals were involved in a death-match right outside my bedroom window ...

Fucking crazy how it gets thrown around like a toy.

Maybe "tour bus dropped down a Brazilian sinkhole" could replace "hot dog down a hallway" as a euphemism for, you know... I mean, it's a situation I've certainly never personally encountered, but I'm sure you bunch of goanna dicks know what I'm ...

1. Name an appendage of a certain mammalian egg-layer y'all can choke on (4)

18,000 Hungarian Forint for a rub, rub, rub, rub, tug, tug, tug, tug & blow from a hot Vizsla is totally worth it.


In keeping with the thread though, I think I have mutant Feline AIDS. Dirty bitch.

BSF21 wrote:How does "An echidna" have 5 posts?

Jerloma most certainly should get all of the credit for putting the "random thoughts" concept over in the Swamp.

The Sybian wrote:I love freaks of the natural world.

I see you looking, baby. What can I do 4 you?

Johnny Carwash wrote:I'm trying to think of an animal besides the sponge whose corpse would be suitable for household cleaning, but not having any luck.

Does it have to be the entire corpse, or just a portion? Because it's not for nothing that they call us "nature's plumbers".

So hot.

Though I had a buddy who ended up with a monitor lizard after one really crazy night. Nearly froze his dicks off.

P.D.X. wrote:

Steve of phpBB wrote:
MLS teams have non-fierce names, but I don't think any of them are named after animals. Except maybe Chivas, I guess.

Some are named after energy drinks that are named after animals.

Four Loko is named after my junk.

So fucking hot....