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Post by **Shirley** » Mon May 20, 2013 11:57 am

AB_skin_test wrote:Sweet Baby Rays!

Funny, that's the first thing I noticed too.

Steve of phpBB · Post by **Steve of phpBB** » Mon May 20, 2013 12:40 pm

testuser2 wrote:
Johnnie wrote:On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you today?

Is that a recent pick? It looks like it could be some instagramed hipsters... PBR, mustache, stupid mask, new cars in the background...

It has to be within the past several years. The license plate has Picabo Street's image on it.

The registration year is in the upper right corner, but I can't see it.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Tue May 21, 2013 8:29 am

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Tue May 21, 2013 8:41 am

I've been playing tennis almost my whole life and I still don't get the context of "I'm on bottom."

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Tue May 21, 2013 8:56 am

At the courts we were playing at, there is a top set of five courts which were all occupied and then eight courts on the bottom of the hill.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Tue May 21, 2013 9:04 am

I figure it's because tennis and gay sex are basically the same thing. Lots of grunting. Fuzzy balls rhythmically clapping back and forth. Love means nothing. People are secretly ashamed to watch, but can't look away. And the French and Spanish seem to be awesome at it.

rass · Post by **rass** » Tue May 21, 2013 9:11 am

Steve of phpBB · Post by **Steve of phpBB** » Tue May 21, 2013 9:58 am

Johnnie wrote:I figure it's because tennis and gay sex are basically the same thing. Lots of grunting. Fuzzy balls rhythmically clapping back and forth. Love means nothing. People are secretly ashamed to watch, but can't look away. And the French and Spanish seem to be awesome at it.

That's great.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Tue May 21, 2013 10:26 am

Johnnie wrote:I figure it's because tennis and gay sex are basically the same thing. Lots of grunting. Fuzzy balls rhythmically clapping back and forth. Love means nothing. People are secretly ashamed to watch, but can't look away. And the French and Spanish seem to be awesome at it.

kranepool · Post by **kranepool** » Wed May 22, 2013 1:33 pm

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Wed May 22, 2013 2:23 pm

GO HORSES GO!

howard · Post by **howard** » Wed May 22, 2013 3:18 pm

Come on. That is Not the corn hole.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Wed May 22, 2013 7:55 pm

kranepool wrote:

The look on the security guards face is priceless. Like she hasn't seen that scene before.

kranepool · Post by **kranepool** » Sat May 25, 2013 10:36 am

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Sun May 26, 2013 8:46 am

One of the funniest profiles I follow on Twitter: @bsblcardvandals.

Nearly everything they do is awesome.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Mon May 27, 2013 11:00 pm

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Tue May 28, 2013 2:31 am

Buy this shirt here.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Tue May 28, 2013 4:08 pm

JC Penney under fire for selling a tea kettle that looks like Hitler:

Post by **Shirley** » Tue May 28, 2013 4:12 pm

That's Coach K!

Actually, my first thought was that it looked like a butt. Then I saw the hair.

rass · Post by **rass** » Tue May 28, 2013 4:15 pm

Shirley wrote:Actually, my first thought was that it looked like a butt.

taint

Johnny Hotcakes · Post by **Johnny Hotcakes** » Tue May 28, 2013 6:48 pm

Johnny Carwash wrote:JC Penney under fire for selling a tea kettle that looks like Hitler:

Fuck JC Penney!

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Wed May 29, 2013 12:07 am

At least the JC Penney Twitter account is run by someone with a sense of humor. He/she responded to Mia Farrow & Patton Oswalt.

But...weird. Seems like an ergonomic and decently functional kettle.

ZMan · Post by **ZMan** » Wed May 29, 2013 8:50 am

Who in their fucking right mind would think that's goddamned intentional?

Seriously, how much crack do you have to smoke before you're accusing a fucking retail department store of being neo-nazi Hitler sympathizers??

fwiw, I just realized you can tell my age by the drug names I choose. 10-15 yrs younger, and I would probably ask how much Meth one has to smoke.

P.D.X. · Post by **P.D.X.** » Wed May 29, 2013 9:54 am

Just wait until they notice that the whistle looks like a penis.

P.D.X. · Post by **P.D.X.** » Wed May 29, 2013 2:01 pm

Wedding photos getting creative...

ZMan · Post by **ZMan** » Wed May 29, 2013 2:46 pm

Are those cowboy boots with a fucking cocktail dress? Sure hope the T-Rex gets her first.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Wed May 29, 2013 3:04 pm

That's pretty awesome.

rass · Post by **rass** » Wed May 29, 2013 3:08 pm

Jerloma wrote:That's pretty awesome.

Except it represents a complete ignorance of paleontology.

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Wed May 29, 2013 3:23 pm

ZMan wrote:Are those cowboy boots with a fucking cocktail dress? Sure hope the T-Rex gets her first.

Yes! I've been waiting for new "Fashion Corner with ZMan" shows!

ZMan · Post by **ZMan** » Wed May 29, 2013 4:38 pm

Hey, this is the new ZMan (est. 12/20/2012)

I haven't worn jorts once this year. I still will, for yard work and such. Out and about in public it's all about the cargo shorts.

bfj · Post by **bfj** » Thu May 30, 2013 11:42 pm

We are going to need a sock length reading also please.

bfj · Post by **bfj** » Thu May 30, 2013 11:49 pm

Johnny Carwash wrote:JC Penney under fire for selling a tea kettle that looks like Hitler:

I hate tea almost as much as I hate Nazis.

Denis · Post by **Denis** » Thu May 30, 2013 11:54 pm

bfj wrote:
Johnny Carwash wrote:JC Penney under fire for selling a tea kettle that looks like Hitler:

I hate tea almost as much as I hate Nazis.

"Tea punks fuck off" - Biafra

ZMan · Post by **ZMan** » Fri May 31, 2013 12:45 am

bfj wrote:We are going to need a sock length reading also please.

I'm still on calf socks pushed down. I'll never wear anklets.

That said, I notice calf length black socks (pulled up, even) are popular with the teens-20 somethings now. It's like walking around in a 50's porno movie at times.

kranepool · Post by **kranepool** » Wed Jun 05, 2013 10:00 pm

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Thu Jun 06, 2013 2:11 pm

I picture the end scene of Shart, the Challenge being the guy standing alone, head down dejected, after the two women fled in disgust.

kranepool · Post by **kranepool** » Thu Jun 06, 2013 2:36 pm

Johnny Carwash wrote:JC Penney under fire for selling a tea kettle that looks like Hitler:

kranepool · Post by **kranepool** » Fri Jun 07, 2013 9:15 pm

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Sat Jun 08, 2013 1:43 pm

Just down the street from my house. Yes, we laugh every time we drive past.

phxgators · Post by **phxgators** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 5:21 pm

NSA Kids Books

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