Funny, that's the first thing I noticed too.AB_skin_test wrote:Sweet Baby Rays!
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Totally Kafkaesque
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It has to be within the past several years. The license plate has Picabo Street's image on it.testuser2 wrote:Is that a recent pick? It looks like it could be some instagramed hipsters... PBR, mustache, stupid mask, new cars in the background...Johnnie wrote:On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you today?
The registration year is in the upper right corner, but I can't see it.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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You know what you need? A lyrical sucker punch to the face.
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I've been playing tennis almost my whole life and I still don't get the context of "I'm on bottom."
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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At the courts we were playing at, there is a top set of five courts which were all occupied and then eight courts on the bottom of the hill.
You know what you need? A lyrical sucker punch to the face.
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I figure it's because tennis and gay sex are basically the same thing. Lots of grunting. Fuzzy balls rhythmically clapping back and forth. Love means nothing. People are secretly ashamed to watch, but can't look away. And the French and Spanish seem to be awesome at it.
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EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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That's great.Johnnie wrote:I figure it's because tennis and gay sex are basically the same thing. Lots of grunting. Fuzzy balls rhythmically clapping back and forth. Love means nothing. People are secretly ashamed to watch, but can't look away. And the French and Spanish seem to be awesome at it.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Johnnie wrote:I figure it's because tennis and gay sex are basically the same thing. Lots of grunting. Fuzzy balls rhythmically clapping back and forth. Love means nothing. People are secretly ashamed to watch, but can't look away. And the French and Spanish seem to be awesome at it.
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Come on. That is Not the corn hole.
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
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The look on the security guards face is priceless. Like she hasn't seen that scene before.
An honest to God cult of personality - formed around a failed steak salesman.
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One of the funniest profiles I follow on Twitter: @bsblcardvandals.
Nearly everything they do is awesome.
Nearly everything they do is awesome.
mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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That's Coach K!
Actually, my first thought was that it looked like a butt. Then I saw the hair.
Actually, my first thought was that it looked like a butt. Then I saw the hair.
Totally Kafkaesque
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taintShirley wrote:Actually, my first thought was that it looked like a butt.
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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At least the JC Penney Twitter account is run by someone with a sense of humor. He/she responded to Mia Farrow & Patton Oswalt.
But...weird. Seems like an ergonomic and decently functional kettle.
But...weird. Seems like an ergonomic and decently functional kettle.
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EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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Who in their fucking right mind would think that's goddamned intentional?
Seriously, how much crack do you have to smoke before you're accusing a fucking retail department store of being neo-nazi Hitler sympathizers??
fwiw, I just realized you can tell my age by the drug names I choose. 10-15 yrs younger, and I would probably ask how much Meth one has to smoke.
Seriously, how much crack do you have to smoke before you're accusing a fucking retail department store of being neo-nazi Hitler sympathizers??
fwiw, I just realized you can tell my age by the drug names I choose. 10-15 yrs younger, and I would probably ask how much Meth one has to smoke.
Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips!
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Just wait until they notice that the whistle looks like a penis.
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Wedding photos getting creative...
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Are those cowboy boots with a fucking cocktail dress? Sure hope the T-Rex gets her first.
Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips!
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That's pretty awesome.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Except it represents a complete ignorance of paleontology.Jerloma wrote:That's pretty awesome.
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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ZMan wrote:Are those cowboy boots with a fucking cocktail dress? Sure hope the T-Rex gets her first.
Yes! I've been waiting for new "Fashion Corner with ZMan" shows!
Pack a vest for your james in the city of intercourse
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Hey, this is the new ZMan (est. 12/20/2012)
I haven't worn jorts once this year. I still will, for yard work and such. Out and about in public it's all about the cargo shorts.
I haven't worn jorts once this year. I still will, for yard work and such. Out and about in public it's all about the cargo shorts.
Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips!
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We are going to need a sock length reading also please.
BFJ is the town wizard who runs a magic shop. He also has a golem that he has trained to attack anti-Semites.
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I hate tea almost as much as I hate Nazis.
BFJ is the town wizard who runs a magic shop. He also has a golem that he has trained to attack anti-Semites.
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"Tea punks fuck off" - Biafrabfj wrote:I hate tea almost as much as I hate Nazis.
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I'm still on calf socks pushed down. I'll never wear anklets.bfj wrote:We are going to need a sock length reading also please.
That said, I notice calf length black socks (pulled up, even) are popular with the teens-20 somethings now. It's like walking around in a 50's porno movie at times.
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I picture the end scene of Shart, the Challenge being the guy standing alone, head down dejected, after the two women fled in disgust.
An honest to God cult of personality - formed around a failed steak salesman.
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Just down the street from my house. Yes, we laugh every time we drive past.
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