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Real or The Onion?
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An honest to God cult of personality - formed around a failed steak salesman.
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Real or the Onion: The Onion Bought by Univision
Hold on, I'm trying to see if Jack London ever gets this fire built or not.
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I hope their first article after the acquisition is an article in Spanish detailing their name change to La Cebolla.A_B wrote:Real or the Onion: The Onion Bought by Univision
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It would be awesome to turn the whole page Spanish for a day.
Hold on, I'm trying to see if Jack London ever gets this fire built or not.
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Or spin-off a new telenovela: La Cebolla de la Corazón
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
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Pre-K Student Gives Out Mini Selfie Sticks for Valentines Day
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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RIP Onion (sorta):
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Yeah, this sucks. Another reason to hope she loses.
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
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Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
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Come the fuck on already. Have a fucking sense of humor. It wasn't the best Onion piece ever by far, but they did this one just a week ago.
Just more pro-Hillary propaganda from The Onion.
Just more pro-Hillary propaganda from The Onion.
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Hold on, I'm trying to see if Jack London ever gets this fire built or not.
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Ha! As Homer would say, "It's funny because it's true." Yes that was me for much of this week. But, today I'm much better. The wife was real um helpful.A_B wrote:Sancarlos?
But, on a serious note, being unemployed sucks and does affect my mood sometimes - even though the severance was great and I don't have financial pressure.
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I know the feeling, it can suck.sancarlos wrote:Ha! As Homer would say, "It's funny because it's true." Yes that was me for much of this week. But, today I'm much better. The wife was real um helpful.A_B wrote:Sancarlos?
But, on a serious note, being unemployed sucks and does affect my mood sometimes - even though the severance was great and I don't have financial pressure.
My best advice is to get to the gym regularly and stay clean shaven.
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“The running, the jumping... a celebration of life.”
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Does someone who eats at McDonalds have the discriminating taste to care about the difference between a fresh or frozen burger? I just can't see McDonalds moving to fresh beef cutting into the business of places like Five Guys and Smash Burger. Now that I think about it, I dont trust McDonalds employees handling fresh beef or cooking it properly. There would have to be an increase in food contamination and waste. I'd think the #1 reason people choose McD's over other burger joints is price, and this is going to increase costs. They'd probably have to pay employees more to actually cook rather than reheat, too.DSafetyGuy wrote:McDonald’s Testing Fresh Ground Beef For Its Hamburger Patties
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The term "beef" is to be taken very loosely.
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I worked at McDonalds for a minute in my teens and I expect it's just as hard/long to cook frozen beef as fresh. It's not like they're microwaving -- it gets cooked on a grill anyway.The Sybian wrote:Does someone who eats at McDonalds have the discriminating taste to care about the difference between a fresh or frozen burger? I just can't see McDonalds moving to fresh beef cutting into the business of places like Five Guys and Smash Burger. Now that I think about it, I dont trust McDonalds employees handling fresh beef or cooking it properly. There would have to be an increase in food contamination and waste. I'd think the #1 reason people choose McD's over other burger joints is price, and this is going to increase costs. They'd probably have to pay employees more to actually cook rather than reheat, too.DSafetyGuy wrote:McDonald’s Testing Fresh Ground Beef For Its Hamburger Patties
The cost concern is legitimate, but most people would probably pay a little extra for fresh beef since they obviously already do. The contamination concern is probably overblown as there are strict handling requirements even for frozen. Fresh beef has to be stored at a different temp (between 32 and 40F), but that's about it. Probably not enough to be too concerning (though one additional expense for the restaurants).
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Unless you're dollar menuing it, aren't most of their burgers fairly close in price to a Five Guys anyway?
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Nah, I think their most expensive is probably still a couple bucks shy of Five Guys. But I wouldn't swear to my life on that. I very seldom eat at either these days.Ryan wrote:Unless you're dollar menuing it, aren't most of their burgers fairly close in price to a Five Guys anyway?
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brian wrote:I worked at McDonalds for a minute in my teens and I expect it's just as hard/long to cook frozen beef as fresh. It's not like they're microwaving -- it gets cooked on a grill anyway.The Sybian wrote:Does someone who eats at McDonalds have the discriminating taste to care about the difference between a fresh or frozen burger? I just can't see McDonalds moving to fresh beef cutting into the business of places like Five Guys and Smash Burger. Now that I think about it, I dont trust McDonalds employees handling fresh beef or cooking it properly. There would have to be an increase in food contamination and waste. I'd think the #1 reason people choose McD's over other burger joints is price, and this is going to increase costs. They'd probably have to pay employees more to actually cook rather than reheat, too.DSafetyGuy wrote:McDonald’s Testing Fresh Ground Beef For Its Hamburger Patties
The cost concern is legitimate, but most people would probably pay a little extra for fresh beef since they obviously already do. The contamination concern is probably overblown as there are strict handling requirements even for frozen. Fresh beef has to be stored at a different temp (between 32 and 40F), but that's about it. Probably not enough to be too concerning (though one additional expense for the restaurants).
Maybe my perception of a McDonald's kitchen is worse than reality. I hear raising the minimum wage will increase the average McD's order by 7 cents, which will drive away all their business and destroy society as we know it, so any cost increase is a failure. Does freezing beef kill the dangerous bacteria?
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THERE’S NOWT WRONG WITH GALA LUNCHEONS, LAD!
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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I'm tryin'!
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
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THERE’S NOWT WRONG WITH GALA LUNCHEONS, LAD!
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But if I finish all my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight we gonna party like it's 1699
Then tonight we gonna party like it's 1699
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
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Oh yeah…
Those days are gone forever
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Re: Real or The Onion?
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
Re: Real or The Onion?
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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THERE’S NOWT WRONG WITH GALA LUNCHEONS, LAD!
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A Lebanon man charged with arson in a fire that destroyed the First Baptist Church told police he set the fire because he was angry at God for making him a pedophile.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Well, that was pretty shitty of God.Ryan wrote:A Lebanon man charged with arson in a fire that destroyed the First Baptist Church told police he set the fire because he was angry at God for making him a pedophile.
Totally Kafkaesque
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Protesters throw Pepsi cans at police during May Day demonstrations
Awaiting response from Coke and RC.
Awaiting response from Coke and RC.
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Johnnie wrote:Protesters throw Pepsi cans at police during May Day demonstrations
Awaiting response from Coke and RC.
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