The Swamp

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Thu Oct 12, 2017 11:13 pm

Two things.

1-this is not the fucking craft beer/trader joe thread. Lit or GTFo.

2- I did not need this last bourbon.

3- fuck yo math.

HaulCitgo · Post by **HaulCitgo** » Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:03 pm

Happy Halloween!

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Tue Oct 31, 2017 5:03 pm

Happy indeed.

Wife and daughter off to see Katy Perry. Son is working in the basement, dog is tired, might get 6 kids coming by the house tonight (for Hallowe'en for christ's sake!)

Shot of Writer's Tears and a local IPA on the desk and a night of watching a bunch of animated shows as I try to come up with a series idea...

Life is good.

Highly recommended...

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Dec 01, 2017 4:07 pm

https://twitter.com/DadBoner/status/936701090917097472

Post by **brian** » Fri Dec 01, 2017 4:08 pm

I just saw that. Shit, I might have to find myself to an Applebees before the month is over.

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Fri Dec 01, 2017 4:14 pm

Thirded.

My barber has beers while we wait/get cut. I may or may not have had a few without having lunch and now this afternoon is fun.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Fri Dec 01, 2017 4:16 pm

I had a friend who described drinking Long Island Iced Teas as "mainlining alcohol."

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Fri Dec 01, 2017 4:18 pm

Pruitt wrote:I had a friend who described drinking Long Island Iced Teas as "mainlining alcohol."

You can get white girl wasted pretty quick.

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Fri Dec 01, 2017 4:20 pm

Pruitt wrote:I had a friend who described drinking Long Island Iced Teas as "mainlining alcohol."

There's a place here in Houston known for their 32 oz. long islands. It's like the trashiest dive bar ever, but it's right on the edge of one of the toniest neighborhoods in town. They limit you to two and there are always two off duty cops hanging out at the front door on the weekends. I miss Marquis II.

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Fri Dec 01, 2017 4:29 pm

Giff wrote:
Pruitt wrote:I had a friend who described drinking Long Island Iced Teas as "mainlining alcohol."

There's a place here in Houston known for their 32 oz. long islands. It's like the trashiest dive bar ever, but it's right on the edge of one of the toniest neighborhoods in town. They limit you to two and there are always two off duty cops hanging out at the front door on the weekends. I miss Marquis II.

Come on down to Kilroys in Indy.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Fri Dec 01, 2017 4:52 pm

A_B wrote:
Pruitt wrote:I had a friend who described drinking Long Island Iced Teas as "mainlining alcohol."

You can get white girl wasted pretty quick.

Back in my bartending days I worked in a dump where they were pretty popular. I associate them with bad decisions (and nice tips)

rass · Post by **rass** » Sun May 08, 2022 8:15 am

Not me, not today, but someday

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Aug 19, 2022 2:46 pm

Me, not today, but tomorrow and the next two weeks thereafter! Let's go!

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Fri Aug 19, 2022 2:56 pm

Enjoy!

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Fri Aug 19, 2022 2:58 pm

rass wrote: Fri Aug 19, 2022 2:46 pm Me, not today, but tomorrow and the next two weeks thereafter! Let's go!

Say hi to the beach for me! Let me know if you get a wave back.

Square Rob · Post by **Square Rob** » Sat Aug 20, 2022 7:21 am

Go get ‘em Rass.

Post by **brian** » Wed Aug 24, 2022 2:39 am

Enoch staying out of this shit like no one's business.

EnochRoot · Post by **EnochRoot** » Wed Aug 24, 2022 12:31 pm

brian wrote: Wed Aug 24, 2022 2:39 am

Enoch staying out of this shit like no one's business.

Ha!

I’ve been battling food poisoning the past few days. Sunday night my wife came home with a meatball ravioli dinner from some restaurant out in Catonsville. I ate it…and several hours later woke up in pain (1 am Mon). I thought some organ was about to burst. Couldn’t even lay down because the pain came in waves whenever I was horizontal, and when I was upright it was only a blecch feeling. So around 3 am I decided to force the issue by downing an 8oz glass of Miralax…you know, to expedite the offending food out of my system. Anyway, around 4:30 am I start the trips to the bathroom. Around noon I was done. Two days later the fever has resided, but my internal clock’s been flipped since.

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Sep 16, 2022 8:19 pm

Maybe leaving my wife at the bar while I left to get tacos with my youngest and look after the dog was a bad idea.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Fri Sep 16, 2022 8:24 pm

rass wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 8:19 pm Maybe leaving my wife at the bar while I left to get tacos with my youngest and look after the dog was a bad idea.

Jesus, I read the first 4 words and my heart sank into my stomach. Careful how you word shit! The rest of the sentence paints a hilarious picture though, get her lots of Gatorade or Liquid IV.

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Sep 16, 2022 8:25 pm

Let the record show that preceded her falling off the stool

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Fri Sep 16, 2022 8:30 pm

rass wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 8:25 pm Let the record show that preceded her falling off the stool

Funny fall or not funny?

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Sep 16, 2022 8:47 pm

She’ll be mortified when the realization comes but funny

rass · Post by **rass** » Sat Sep 17, 2022 7:52 am

Says she has a massive headache and doesn’t remember a damn thing but seems in surprisingly good shape otherwise.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Sat Sep 17, 2022 1:25 pm

rass wrote: Sat Sep 17, 2022 7:52 am Says she has a massive headache and doesn’t remember a damn thing but seems in surprisingly good shape otherwise.

Pull the security video

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Sat Sep 17, 2022 8:25 pm

The Sybian wrote: Sat Sep 17, 2022 1:25 pm
rass wrote: Sat Sep 17, 2022 7:52 am Says she has a massive headache and doesn’t remember a damn thing but seems in surprisingly good shape otherwise.
Pull the security video

Found it. Nice work, Mrs. Rass!

https://www.facebook.com/1262236012/pos ... vLyjl/?d=n

Sorry, non-Facebook users, I couldn't find any other way to embed or link.

rass · Post by **rass** » Sat Sep 17, 2022 9:31 pm

Ha. Was actually using the Biz cam (formerly the Gus cam, RIP) to keep an eye on her on the couch last night.

rass · Post by **rass** » Sun Aug 13, 2023 3:03 pm

Planned ahead for a throw a bunch of stuff in a baking pan dinner. Minimal knife work left to do. So smrt.

rass · Post by **rass** » Tue Jun 18, 2024 9:14 am

Timberlake

rass · Post by **rass** » Wed Jul 31, 2024 5:43 pm

Dammit $5 margarita night you’ve done me again

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Wed Jul 31, 2024 5:49 pm

Its not even "night" yet.

rass · Post by **rass** » Wed Jul 31, 2024 5:53 pm

Almost 7. I should get a fourth, you’re right.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Wed Jul 31, 2024 6:07 pm

I bet you won't ...

rass · Post by **rass** » Wed Jul 31, 2024 6:50 pm

I didn’t. Water. I was already 1:1 if you combine the drinks consumed by the rest of the table.

cerranoredux · Post by **cerranoredux** » Thu Aug 01, 2024 9:50 pm

rass wrote: Wed Jul 31, 2024 6:50 pm I didn’t. Water. I was already 1:1 if you combine the drinks consumed by the rest of the table.

No clams?

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Aug 02, 2024 4:47 am

Oh no.

Rex · Post by **Rex** » Wed Aug 07, 2024 5:00 pm

Vape pen: is that illegal?
Rolex: I'm pretty sure he can afford one of those, not suspicious
$306: Who the fuck carries cash anymore? Lock him up

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Fri Mar 21, 2025 10:48 am

I drank a lot yesterday. Passed out by 5 and apparently pissed myself. Good times.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Fri Mar 21, 2025 11:14 am

Giff wrote: Fri Mar 21, 2025 10:48 am I drank a lot yesterday. Passed out by 5 and apparently pissed myself. Good times.

Tell your wife you were trying to teach the kids the dangers of drinking. Father of the year!

A couple years ago we hosted a NYE party. I was pretty hung over the next morning, started puking in the afternoon. Kids were right there, when I got out they looked horrified and my wife said, “this is what happens when you drink too much. Learn from this.”

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Fri Mar 21, 2025 11:21 am

Haha no kids around. In Lake Charles for the first couple days of the tournament. We had to spend $600 between 4 of us and that was mostly drinks. I was reminded of a shrimp platter I downed right before we left.