Return of the relations thread [NSFW]

bfj · Post by **bfj** » Thu Oct 31, 2013 2:32 am

I have no issues with a full bush. I grew up reading 1970's era Playboy. The bald look is a bit creepy to me.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Thu Oct 31, 2013 6:01 am

No problems with the neat look. Just not bald.

Mind you, having been married all these years, the fad for Brazilians never came into play during my single days.

Plus, it has never once occurred to me to turn down a present once it was unwrapped.

Sigh... single days.

Sigh... Cyndi Wood:

Scottie · Post by **Scottie** » Thu Oct 31, 2013 11:24 am

bfj wrote:
Scottie wrote:I don't want to see a hairless Asian girl unless she's an eleven year old.
Even then you wouldn't want to see it though, right Scottie? Please say right.

Right, for sure; absolutely not my style. Just goofing around (and taking a shot at, say, the Japanese). I would have thought it was unnecessary to clarify such.

I can't stand kids. I don't even want them in the library when I'm around.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Tue Nov 05, 2013 10:09 am

Johnnie wrote:Man, I hate The Chive (purely because they don't stock their fucking T-Shirts and when they do, they sell out in 15 seconds), but Jessica Nigri...hot damn. She's the Chivette Of The Week.

Her subreddit

Her Facebook Fan page

Bobby P posted this of her in a prior relations thread.

Just....yummy.

I'm sure nobody cares except Johnnie but I met this chick at Comic Con this weekend. She was dressed as The Doctor. We played with our sonic screwdrivers. She's kind of awesome...

degenerasian · Post by **degenerasian** » Tue Nov 05, 2013 11:28 am

wow, any hair colour she's gorgeous.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Tue Nov 05, 2013 12:37 pm

I'd totally let her play with my sonic screwdriver.

kranepool · Post by **kranepool** » Thu Nov 07, 2013 4:43 pm

Rachel Williams (from Johnnie's gif last month).

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Nov 07, 2013 5:34 pm

Jerloma wrote:I'm sure nobody cares except Johnnie but I met this chick at Comic Con this weekend. She was dressed as The Doctor. We played with our sonic screwdrivers. She's kind of awesome...

I care! Any cool new footage from The Day of the Doctor, or new on Smith's exit?

degenerasian · Post by **degenerasian** » Fri Nov 15, 2013 2:39 am

WHAT!? THIRD PAGE!!

My new dream girl: Ai Haneda.
H: 169cm W: 49kg Measurements 87D-55-85

Her smile, her dimples, her lips, the way she kisses and those big soft titties. She would be a lot of fun.

safe for work video

Definitely not safe for work porn video

Steve of phpBB · Post by **Steve of phpBB** » Fri Nov 15, 2013 5:16 pm

87-55-85!

Oh.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Fri Nov 15, 2013 9:16 pm

So what does a metric D convert to in English Standard Units?

Scottie · Post by **Scottie** » Fri Nov 15, 2013 10:24 pm

One tenth.

degenerasian · Post by **degenerasian** » Fri Nov 15, 2013 10:26 pm

I always look forward to Scottie killing my metric.

converted it's 34C-22-33

Rush2112 · Post by **Rush2112** » Fri Nov 15, 2013 10:52 pm

degenerasian wrote:
converted it's 34C-22-33

I only watch pixeled porn when D+ is in view.

degenerasian · Post by **degenerasian** » Fri Nov 15, 2013 11:30 pm

Rush2112 wrote:
degenerasian wrote:
converted it's 34C-22-33

I only watch pixeled porn when D+ is in view.

It doesn't bother me as much now since it's hardly there. It used to be awful. This huge blob that covered her entire ass. Didn't watch japanese porn for years because of it. But now normal porn is too extreme or I'm just getting too old so I find myself moving back.

Rush2112 · Post by **Rush2112** » Tue Dec 17, 2013 5:24 pm

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Sun Dec 22, 2013 1:27 pm

The idiot in the bro-tank nearly ruins this.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Sun Dec 22, 2013 9:32 pm

Johnnie wrote:The idiot in the bro-tank nearly ruins this.

Wish you didn't mention him, i wouldn't have even noticed. All I gotta say is that girl would always be on top. Holy fuck.

degenerasian · Post by **degenerasian** » Mon Dec 23, 2013 2:03 pm

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Fri Jan 03, 2014 8:32 pm

All-Star team of soccer player Wives and Girlfriends. soccer players truly get the hottest women.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Sat Jan 04, 2014 4:29 am

I need to Fly Emirates all of a sudden.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Sun Jan 19, 2014 9:55 am

I don't care how horrible Natalie Dormer's haircut is, (it's for her character in The Hunger Games) I'd rail this chick Michelle Malkin style. DAT LOOK.

devilfluff · Post by **devilfluff** » Mon Jan 20, 2014 7:23 am

Johnnie wrote:I don't care how horrible Natalie Dormer's haircut is, (it's for her character in The Hunger Games) I'd rail this chick Michelle Malkin style. DAT LOOK.

I've felt that way since she was in The Tudors...

Rush2112 · Post by **Rush2112** » Thu Jan 23, 2014 6:58 pm

Something, play with my balls, something, something.

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Jan 31, 2014 6:23 pm

So, Helen Mirren twerked is week.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Fri Jan 31, 2014 9:05 pm

rass wrote:So, Helen Mirren twerked is week.

I was going to try and find the video for PDX.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Sat Feb 01, 2014 5:09 am

Malena Morgan

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 7:39 pm

Eddie Murphy's daughters are hot:

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Thu Feb 06, 2014 9:27 am

Those shots of Eddie Murphy's kids made me feel like a dirty old man.

So to cleanse my palate, going old school with a photo of a mature woman.

Rush2112 · Post by **Rush2112** » Tue Feb 18, 2014 2:00 pm

The chick from the AT&T commercials is really really cute

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Tue Feb 18, 2014 2:19 pm

Rush2112 wrote:The chick from the AT&T commercials is really really cute

I'm going to break my current form and say she looks like a child. Reminds me of a younger version of Erin from The Office.

howard · Post by **howard** » Tue Feb 18, 2014 2:20 pm

There is a tumblr site called Who is that hot ad girl with an entry for her. Cute, but she is not slim; she may want to lay off the food court everyday:

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Tue Feb 18, 2014 2:23 pm

Any of you guys ever jack it to this thread and then come across that picture of me and totally lose your boner and then resent me for it?

I hope so.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Tue Feb 18, 2014 2:34 pm

Jerloma wrote:Any of you guys ever jack it to this thread and then come across that picture of me and totally lose your boner and then resent me for it?

I hope so.

Nope. That is usually where I start and finish.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Tue Feb 18, 2014 3:04 pm

The Sybian wrote:
Jerloma wrote:Any of you guys ever jack it to this thread and then come across that picture of me and totally lose your boner and then resent me for it?

I hope so.
Nope. That is usually where I start and finish.

Ditto.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Wed Feb 19, 2014 7:33 am

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Wed Feb 19, 2014 8:30 am

Jerloma wrote:Any of you guys ever jack it to this thread and then come across that picture of me and totally lose your boner and then resent me for it?

I hope so.

Still pictures? You are old.

Rush2112 · Post by **Rush2112** » Wed Feb 19, 2014 12:43 pm

I guess SI has just given up and is publishing porn now. "Body Paint" from one of the reveal videos, and evidently in the mag as well.

Rush2112 · Post by **Rush2112** » Wed Feb 19, 2014 12:44 pm

Johnnie wrote:

Did you see the discussion on the guy that dated (and dumped her) in HS? High comedy.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Wed Feb 19, 2014 11:08 pm

Zero gravity is the only chance Kate Upton has for looking good naked in 5 years. BOOM!

Who is the chick in the see through getup?