Twitter:The New Batch

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Thu Jun 10, 2021 11:47 am

STOP Pooping in Our Parking Lot.

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Jun 10, 2021 11:51 am

Yeah, I can't decide if that detail makes me think that photo is more or less likely to turn to have been staged.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Thu Jun 10, 2021 11:53 am

There are too many things in play here. Any one of three makes it worth posting so three together certainly seems like some level of fake.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Thu Jun 10, 2021 12:12 pm

Nice sign in the background, too.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Wed Jun 30, 2021 12:44 am

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Fri Jul 02, 2021 8:19 am

Anyone else getting like 20x the amount of promoted ad tweets as before all of a sudden?

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Fri Jul 02, 2021 10:19 pm

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Sat Jul 03, 2021 9:24 am

My phone gave me some sort of opt-in/opt-out choice on twitter a couple days ago regarding the app seeing some of my data, so perhaps that may be a cause?

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Thu Jul 08, 2021 2:32 am

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Thu Jul 08, 2021 10:24 am

This is an absolutely exquisite troll of conspiracy theorists

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Thu Jul 08, 2021 10:29 am

tennbengal wrote: Thu Jul 08, 2021 10:24 am This is an absolutely exquisite troll of conspiracy theorists

But what if it's not, TB? Huh? What then?

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Thu Jul 08, 2021 11:19 am

So I'd make a minor change that some birds aren't real, because then autopsies just mean you picked a real one. Probably on purpose because you're working with the government.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Thu Jul 08, 2021 12:21 pm

Gotta love the kids of today! That is awesome.

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Mon Jul 12, 2021 12:08 pm

This one hit my timeline a bunch. I have mixed reactions to the parents on this one, but, maybe, good on them, I suppose, for going with it...

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Mon Jul 12, 2021 10:29 pm

Just found this account which takes rather ludicrous twitter exchanges and reduces them to, well, here's an example:

(also, yeet passengers into the void has me crying)

L-Jam3 · Post by **L-Jam3** » Tue Jul 13, 2021 3:03 pm

Twitter just asked me if I really wanted to directly address Ted Cruz as "MotherFucker".

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Tue Jul 13, 2021 3:26 pm

L-Jam3 wrote: Tue Jul 13, 2021 3:03 pm Twitter just asked me if I really wanted to directly address Ted Cruz as "MotherFucker".

It should ask you that when you DON'T refer to him as MotherFucker.

Post by **Shirley** » Tue Jul 13, 2021 3:57 pm

God, these are fantastic. (It's a long thread)

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Sun Jul 18, 2021 5:35 pm

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Fri Aug 06, 2021 8:14 pm

ThIs is from April, but new to me. Funny thread:

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Fri Aug 06, 2021 9:43 pm

It feels like that entire thread was set up to hurt Michigan?

EdRomero · Post by **EdRomero** » Fri Aug 06, 2021 9:49 pm

Never buy gas in Connecticut.

Post by **Shirley** » Sat Aug 07, 2021 2:53 pm

sancarlos wrote: Fri Aug 06, 2021 8:14 pm ThIs is from April, but new to me. Funny thread:

Actually pretty good knowledge of our states by a Brit. Better than many Americans could do.

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Tue Aug 17, 2021 10:42 am

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Fri Aug 20, 2021 1:16 pm

Finally had to unfollow 538 after the 17th time they tweeted the durag story. Jesus.

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Tue Aug 24, 2021 8:42 am

Thread.

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Tue Aug 24, 2021 8:54 am

Hahaha

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Tue Aug 24, 2021 9:05 am

The tumeric one got me.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Tue Aug 24, 2021 10:29 am

mister d wrote: Sun May 06, 2018 2:31 pm Its turmeric, not tumeric.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Tue Aug 24, 2021 10:32 am

(Also I just had chocolate charcoal ice cream about a month ago so I check exactly one box on that list.)

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Tue Aug 24, 2021 10:59 am

mister d wrote: Tue Aug 24, 2021 10:32 am (Also I just had chocolate charcoal ice cream about a month ago so I check exactly one box on that list.)

Well according to Johnnie's sig, you check two.

bfj · Post by **bfj** » Tue Aug 24, 2021 11:21 am

Giff wrote: Tue Aug 24, 2021 8:42 am Thread.

These people are 60% crab leg/ 30% iced coffee/ and 10% vape pen

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Tue Aug 24, 2021 4:24 pm

Everything about that thread was a cautionary harrowing warning. The group chat one chilled my soul.

Nonlinear FC · Post by **Nonlinear FC** » Tue Aug 24, 2021 4:51 pm

My favorite part was blaming the Post columnist who dissed curry for the split.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Sat Aug 28, 2021 11:17 am

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Sat Aug 28, 2021 11:31 am

"handing people Ls"

Nice.

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Mon Aug 30, 2021 9:30 am

Most excellent...

Steve of phpBB · Post by **Steve of phpBB** » Mon Aug 30, 2021 9:35 am

Holy shit that's fantastic.

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Mon Aug 30, 2021 9:49 am

Steve of phpBB wrote: Mon Aug 30, 2021 9:35 am Holy shit that's fantastic.

So damn good.

EnochRoot · Post by **EnochRoot** » Mon Aug 30, 2021 11:09 am

Here’s something that’s not fantastic.