Twitter:The New Batch
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Yeah, I can't decide if that detail makes me think that photo is more or less likely to turn to have been staged.
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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There are too many things in play here. Any one of three makes it worth posting so three together certainly seems like some level of fake.
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Nice sign in the background, too.
"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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Anyone else getting like 20x the amount of promoted ad tweets as before all of a sudden?
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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My phone gave me some sort of opt-in/opt-out choice on twitter a couple days ago regarding the app seeing some of my data, so perhaps that may be a cause?
“All I'm sayin' is, he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall.”
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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This is an absolutely exquisite troll of conspiracy theorists
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But what if it's not, TB? Huh? What then?tennbengal wrote: ↑Thu Jul 08, 2021 10:24 am This is an absolutely exquisite troll of conspiracy theorists
You know what you need? A lyrical sucker punch to the face.
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So I'd make a minor change that some birds aren't real, because then autopsies just mean you picked a real one. Probably on purpose because you're working with the government.
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Gotta love the kids of today! That is awesome.
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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This one hit my timeline a bunch. I have mixed reactions to the parents on this one, but, maybe, good on them, I suppose, for going with it...
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Just found this account which takes rather ludicrous twitter exchanges and reduces them to, well, here's an example:
(also, yeet passengers into the void has me crying)
(also, yeet passengers into the void has me crying)
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Twitter just asked me if I really wanted to directly address Ted Cruz as "MotherFucker".
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It should ask you that when you DON'T refer to him as MotherFucker.
An honest to God cult of personality - formed around a failed steak salesman.
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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ThIs is from April, but new to me. Funny thread:
"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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Never buy gas in Connecticut.
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Finally had to unfollow 538 after the 17th time they tweeted the durag story. Jesus.
well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
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The tumeric one got me.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Well according to Johnnie's sig, you check two.
well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
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These people are 60% crab leg/ 30% iced coffee/ and 10% vape pen
BFJ is the town wizard who runs a magic shop. He also has a golem that he has trained to attack anti-Semites.
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Everything about that thread was a cautionary harrowing warning. The group chat one chilled my soul.
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My favorite part was blaming the Post columnist who dissed curry for the split.
You can lead a horse to fish, but you can't fish out a horse.
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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"handing people Ls"
Nice.
Nice.
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Most excellent...
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Holy shit that's fantastic.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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So damn good.