NFL Week 18

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sancarlos wrote: Sat Jan 04, 2025 9:20 pm Looking ahead to the playoffs, it wouldn’t be shocking if all three NFC wild card teams won their first playoff games.
I know at least one AFC wild card team will win.
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Giff wrote: Sat Jan 04, 2025 9:24 pm
sancarlos wrote: Sat Jan 04, 2025 9:20 pm Looking ahead to the playoffs, it wouldn’t be shocking if all three NFC wild card teams won their first playoff games.
I know at least one AFC wild card team will win.
I’m sure you don’t mean the Broncos. If they get in, it’s likely the Bills will smoke them.
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He already called a timeout after the refs called it a first down. Is anyone watching this shit?
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He got the timeout back
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sancarlos wrote: Sat Jan 04, 2025 9:26 pm
Giff wrote: Sat Jan 04, 2025 9:24 pm
sancarlos wrote: Sat Jan 04, 2025 9:20 pm Looking ahead to the playoffs, it wouldn’t be shocking if all three NFC wild card teams won their first playoff games.
I know at least one AFC wild card team will win.
I’m sure you don’t mean the Broncos. If they get in, it’s likely the Bills will smoke them.
He’s saying the Texans will lose I believe.
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brian wrote: Sat Jan 04, 2025 9:38 pm
sancarlos wrote: Sat Jan 04, 2025 9:26 pm
Giff wrote: Sat Jan 04, 2025 9:24 pm
sancarlos wrote: Sat Jan 04, 2025 9:20 pm Looking ahead to the playoffs, it wouldn’t be shocking if all three NFC wild card teams won their first playoff games.
I know at least one AFC wild card team will win.
I’m sure you don’t mean the Broncos. If they get in, it’s likely the Bills will smoke them.
He’s saying the Texans will lose I believe.
Yup.
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It wasn't showing on the ticker for a long time. Thanks.

Wild sequence. Right down to Russ not even realizing he called a TO because why would you waste a TO after a QB sneak when the offense can reset in like 5 seconds, and of course the TO ultimately allowing the refs to go to replay. Absolute mess.
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Giff wrote: Sat Jan 04, 2025 9:43 pm
brian wrote: Sat Jan 04, 2025 9:38 pm
sancarlos wrote: Sat Jan 04, 2025 9:26 pm
Giff wrote: Sat Jan 04, 2025 9:24 pm
sancarlos wrote: Sat Jan 04, 2025 9:20 pm Looking ahead to the playoffs, it wouldn’t be shocking if all three NFC wild card teams won their first playoff games.
I know at least one AFC wild card team will win.
I’m sure you don’t mean the Broncos. If they get in, it’s likely the Bills will smoke them.
He’s saying the Texans will lose I believe.
Yup.
Did assume that’s what you meant. Just wanted to insert the Broncos comment.
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Oh God. I totally forgot Miami can still make it in. If Bengals hold on and the Broncos blow it, Miasma gets in if they can beat the Jets in the Meadolands.
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That should be a foul for landing full weight on QB, you guys.
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Miami's playoff fate is not tied to the Bengals result. Miami is in with a win and a Denver loss.

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Jerloma wrote: Sat Jan 04, 2025 10:05 pm That should be a foul for landing full weight on QB, you guys.
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Brontoburglar wrote: Sat Jan 04, 2025 10:05 pm Miami's playoff fate is not tied to the Bengals result. Miami is in with a win and a Denver loss.

(Is Miasma a joke that I am unaware of?)
No, just an apropos prediction text.
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rass wrote: Sat Jan 04, 2025 10:07 pm
Jerloma wrote: Sat Jan 04, 2025 10:05 pm That should be a foul for landing full weight on QB, you guys.
Ha. You been Yurk’d
Ha! It looked way worse in real time. I recanted right after I saw that last angle, pre-Yurk.
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Yup, that's the takeaway here obviously.
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really like the look of this Joe Milton, he’s unlocked something in this Pats offense
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Gunpowder wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2024 6:55 am This is so dumb. Going to be the most 10-7 team of all-time.
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Took awhile but in the end Russ did what Russ does
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I liked Milton's backflip. But God dammit, they need to fucking lose.
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The Bills just punted from the Pats 35. 😐
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Buccaneers: “We don’t want the division title!”
Falcons: “Neither do we!”
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The Pats are going to blow it.
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sancarlos wrote: Sun Jan 05, 2025 3:32 pm Buccaneers: “We don’t want the division title!”
Falcons: “Neither do we!”
Refs in Tampa: and we don’t want postseason work either!
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Jalen McMillan: "I WANT TO FUCKING WIN, GUYS."
Drake London: "NO. I WANT TO FUCKING WIN, GUYS."
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Big Bills fan right now. Fuck the Titans.
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Incredible from the Bears there, you have my respect.
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Giff wrote: Sun Jan 05, 2025 3:51 pm Big Bills fan right now. Fuck the Titans.
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They’ll fuck it up. Forever cursed franchise until they release the rights to the Oilers to their rightful owners. Mayonnaise fucking mutherfuckers.
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This is a franchise who sued a university for using their colors cause they’re a bunch of fucking bitches.
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Giff wrote: Sun Jan 05, 2025 4:06 pm They’ll fuck it up. Forever cursed franchise until they release the rights to the Oilers to their rightful owners. Mayonnaise fucking mutherfuckers.
Last time they had the no.1 pick, the traded back and drafted Jack Conklin, Derrick Henry and Kevin Byard in rounds 1-3. I would take that again...
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The Buccaneers, needing only to kneel out the clock to end the game for the win, instead called a pass to Mike Evans so that he could not only break the most consecutive 1,000+ yard seasons record, but to also get him a $3M bonus. He needed 5 yards and got 8. Really cool.
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Titans will take Sanders because they’re going to be focused on trying to sell tickets. Trading back doesn’t sell tickets.
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Johnnie wrote: Sun Jan 05, 2025 4:19 pm The Buccaneers, needing only to kneel out the clock to end the game for the win, instead called a pass to Mike Evans so that he could not only break the most consecutive 1,000+ yard seasons record, but to also get him a $3M bonus. He needed 5 yards and got 8. Really cool.
Came here to post this. Fucking cool. Anti-Dennis Allen.
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That was cool of Tampa to do that for Evans, but weird that Fox only mentioned it in terms of matching Rice’s record while Hanson on RZ kept mentioning the bonus $. Maybe Fox talked about it during the broadcast?
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Broncos look beautiful
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God bless RZ for the setup on that Rodgers INT
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Johnnie wrote: Sun Jan 05, 2025 4:19 pm The Buccaneers, needing only to kneel out the clock to end the game for the win, instead called a pass to Mike Evans so that he could not only break the most consecutive 1,000+ yard seasons record, but to also get him a $3M bonus. He needed 5 yards and got 8. Really cool.
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rass wrote: Sun Jan 05, 2025 4:21 pm That was cool of Tampa to do that for Evans, but weird that Fox only mentioned it in terms of matching Rice’s record while Hanson on RZ kept mentioning the bonus $. Maybe Fox talked about it during the broadcast?
They did not. I first heard about it on Bluesky after the game.
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rass wrote: Sun Jan 05, 2025 4:27 pm Broncos look beautiful
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