I know at least one AFC wild card team will win.sancarlos wrote: Sat Jan 04, 2025 9:20 pm Looking ahead to the playoffs, it wouldn’t be shocking if all three NFC wild card teams won their first playoff games.
NFL Week 18
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Muh
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I’m sure you don’t mean the Broncos. If they get in, it’s likely the Bills will smoke them.
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He already called a timeout after the refs called it a first down. Is anyone watching this shit?
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He got the timeout back
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He’s saying the Texans will lose I believe.sancarlos wrote: Sat Jan 04, 2025 9:26 pmI’m sure you don’t mean the Broncos. If they get in, it’s likely the Bills will smoke them.
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Yup.
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It wasn't showing on the ticker for a long time. Thanks.
Wild sequence. Right down to Russ not even realizing he called a TO because why would you waste a TO after a QB sneak when the offense can reset in like 5 seconds, and of course the TO ultimately allowing the refs to go to replay. Absolute mess.
Wild sequence. Right down to Russ not even realizing he called a TO because why would you waste a TO after a QB sneak when the offense can reset in like 5 seconds, and of course the TO ultimately allowing the refs to go to replay. Absolute mess.
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Did assume that’s what you meant. Just wanted to insert the Broncos comment.
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Oh God. I totally forgot Miami can still make it in. If Bengals hold on and the Broncos blow it, Miasma gets in if they can beat the Jets in the Meadolands.
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That should be a foul for landing full weight on QB, you guys.
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Miami's playoff fate is not tied to the Bengals result. Miami is in with a win and a Denver loss.
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Ha. You been Yurk’dJerloma wrote: Sat Jan 04, 2025 10:05 pm That should be a foul for landing full weight on QB, you guys.
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No, just an apropos prediction text.Brontoburglar wrote: Sat Jan 04, 2025 10:05 pm Miami's playoff fate is not tied to the Bengals result. Miami is in with a win and a Denver loss.
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Ha! It looked way worse in real time. I recanted right after I saw that last angle, pre-Yurk.
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Russell Wilson is 
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Yup, that's the takeaway here obviously.
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really like the look of this Joe Milton, he’s unlocked something in this Pats offense
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viewtopic.php?p=417394#p417394Gunpowder wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2024 6:55 am This is so dumb. Going to be the most 10-7 team of all-time.
Took awhile but in the end Russ did what Russ does
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I liked Milton's backflip. But God dammit, they need to fucking lose.
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The Bills just punted from the Pats 35. 
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Buccaneers: “We don’t want the division title!”
Falcons: “Neither do we!”
Falcons: “Neither do we!”
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The Pats are going to blow it.
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Refs in Tampa: and we don’t want postseason work either!sancarlos wrote: Sun Jan 05, 2025 3:32 pm Buccaneers: “We don’t want the division title!”
Falcons: “Neither do we!”
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Jalen McMillan: "I WANT TO FUCKING WIN, GUYS."
Drake London: "NO. I WANT TO FUCKING WIN, GUYS."
Drake London: "NO. I WANT TO FUCKING WIN, GUYS."
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Incredible from the Bears there, you have my respect.
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No. 1 Baby
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They’ll fuck it up. Forever cursed franchise until they release the rights to the Oilers to their rightful owners. Mayonnaise fucking mutherfuckers.
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This is a franchise who sued a university for using their colors cause they’re a bunch of fucking bitches.
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Last time they had the no.1 pick, the traded back and drafted Jack Conklin, Derrick Henry and Kevin Byard in rounds 1-3. I would take that again...Giff wrote: Sun Jan 05, 2025 4:06 pm They’ll fuck it up. Forever cursed franchise until they release the rights to the Oilers to their rightful owners. Mayonnaise fucking mutherfuckers.
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The Buccaneers, needing only to kneel out the clock to end the game for the win, instead called a pass to Mike Evans so that he could not only break the most consecutive 1,000+ yard seasons record, but to also get him a $3M bonus. He needed 5 yards and got 8. Really cool.
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Titans will take Sanders because they’re going to be focused on trying to sell tickets. Trading back doesn’t sell tickets.
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Came here to post this. Fucking cool. Anti-Dennis Allen.Johnnie wrote: Sun Jan 05, 2025 4:19 pm The Buccaneers, needing only to kneel out the clock to end the game for the win, instead called a pass to Mike Evans so that he could not only break the most consecutive 1,000+ yard seasons record, but to also get him a $3M bonus. He needed 5 yards and got 8. Really cool.
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That was cool of Tampa to do that for Evans, but weird that Fox only mentioned it in terms of matching Rice’s record while Hanson on RZ kept mentioning the bonus $. Maybe Fox talked about it during the broadcast?
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Really stoked for 13. Also really hoping the Seahawks can upset the Rams so we avoid the Lions (see what I did there, Brian?)Johnnie wrote: Sun Jan 05, 2025 4:19 pm The Buccaneers, needing only to kneel out the clock to end the game for the win, instead called a pass to Mike Evans so that he could not only break the most consecutive 1,000+ yard seasons record, but to also get him a $3M bonus. He needed 5 yards and got 8. Really cool.
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They did not. I first heard about it on Bluesky after the game.rass wrote: Sun Jan 05, 2025 4:21 pm That was cool of Tampa to do that for Evans, but weird that Fox only mentioned it in terms of matching Rice’s record while Hanson on RZ kept mentioning the bonus $. Maybe Fox talked about it during the broadcast?
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