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Game 7!! Of course I will be at a concert.

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mister d wrote: Fri May 02, 2025 10:41 pm Pretty sure the only time I’ve ever had fast food leftovers was when I was home alone and high and decided it was time to try White Castle.

Funny, my buddy has a story about eating a bag of Krystal’s (the south’s version of White Castle) over three days.

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Tell me with a straight face that Dillon Brooks would have remained in the game after this sequence.

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Draymond should have been ejected with not one, but two flagrant fouls to Jalen Green’s head and neck area just three minutes into the game. One of them a non-basketball swipe. Just a flagrant one so he can continue bitching all game long with zero consequences. I don’t get why he has gotten away ...

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A_B wrote: Fri May 02, 2025 3:17 pm I'm gonna open a The National themed restaurant called Fake Empire Diner and it's all you can eat warmed up, sad divorced dad fast food leftovers and Mister D. will always get the best table.

Sad divorced dad doesn't have fast food leftovers.

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I don't wipe someone else's down, especially if I'm eating, but I will be sure to say "someone fucked it up in there" if that happens and someone is waiting outside so they don't think its me. Unless I'm wearing my "PRECISION PISSER" shirt, then there's no need to explain.

You know the first ...

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Sounds like it would be perfect for me to watch. I have an old friend who is a big Arsenal supporter and our texts during the matches are hilarious to me because I'll say the most obvious thing followed by 14 texts from him either celebrating or criticizing things that I'm not noticing since I'm so ...

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Alternate plan...would anyone be available on 6/8? I'm leaning towards skipping the DMB show and just flying into Newark and out of Hartford.

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The one consistent goal I've had in life that I have yet to fail at is pooping outside.

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Which one of you is this?

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Yeah, I'm definitely not watching that shit.

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you can create a dummy column and have it number (A1=1), A2=(A1+1) and copy it down. You'd need to paste as values after, or it will screw that formula up, though.

I don't know how much excel you know so I just thought of that as an easy fix. But if I get to help you and belittle you I'll take it ...

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mister d wrote: Tue Apr 29, 2025 1:28 pm I'm confused what the point of those numbers would be if you can just change them.

They are line item numbers on a law firm invoice for a client. They can be anything numerical, they just can't be the same.

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So I have a file where duplicate numerical values in a column is causing an issue with a file being accepted into our software. Is there an easy way to renumber sequentially instead of having to manually type them in order?

Right now it is

1
2
3
4
5
1
2
3
4
5

And I need it to be
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8 ...

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AB gets me.

(It is weird that Dave is playing a solo show here on Friday, the same night as Vandoliers playing a free show)

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The difference is Dillon Brooks actually gets called for it and doesn’t act like a victim about it. Nor is he awarded for his “hustle” by the league.

If Dillon Brooks had intentionally kicked a Warrior in the back of the head after pulling that player down by his shorts with one technical foul ...

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Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

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Tari Eason with the technical for being upset Draymond tried to concuss him. Unbelievable.

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Put in Jock to take out his legs. This fucker deserves to be injured.

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Unfuckingbelievable piece of shit.

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Any other player would be gone after this play.

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God he is such a fucking bitch. If he’s not ejected after this, he must give the best head any NBA referee has ever received.

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Evergreen thought, but fuck Draymond Green with a chainsaw.

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The Rockets being down 2 at the end of the first after that start is borderline miraculous. I thought I was going to be in bed by now.

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Probably because he didn’t spend his first 12 seasons playing 2B?

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Give him a break he has short legs.

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Port Jefferson, I think, right? I’ve never taken that ferry or spent time on the north shore there other than one college visit to Stony Brook with the kid.

Tentatively should be available to meet in NYC.

Yea that’s it.

I’d most likely fly out of Newark so I could actually step foot in ...

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Giff wrote: Thu Apr 17, 2025 7:58 am Until my daughter's junior high dance rectial ruined it, I could've had a weekend of Vandoliers, American Aquarium, and Wilco. Two out of three ain't bad!

Asher is so excited to meet Jenni Rose this weekend!

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I was chatting about this with co-workers and one of them mentioned a ferry from Bridgeport to Point Jefferson. Would that be worth doing if I had the time and wouldn't mind avoiding NYC traffic?

Also, would any Jersey peeps be available for lunch on 6/12. If I do this, it's only if I can fly back ...

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If I could transfer all my music twitter friends over there, I would leave in a heartbeat. But alas, I'm still there.

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Do you know when in June? I am on a project that will have me in Jersey in June/July, although my dates are not set yet.

Get to Hartford 6/8 and either flying out or driving to NY on 6/11.

Kelli wants to go back to NYC really bad, so we may just have her fly in for the show and spend a couple ...

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They just needed two to win. But agree that it was an awful call.

The funniest shit on Twitter today are posts by Lakers fans saying the NBA rigged the game. Yes, the NBA would love to put a team in the next round from Minneapolis with a very reluctant superstar over a team from LA with LeBron and ...

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I'd probably be driving back to Hartford the next day to drop rental/fly out of there. Detour to North New Jersey possible.

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mister d wrote: Mon Apr 28, 2025 2:48 pm If you've never been to Long Island, keep it that way.

I've only seen it from the train from Islip to NYC.

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Looks like I'll be in Connecticut for work in June. I'll probably only have Sunday afternoon to do anything interesting, so any ideas?

Also, DMB is not playing Texas for the first time that I can remember since I've been going to their shows starting in '98 so it looks like the first tour I'll ever ...

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Nico Harrison isn't walking through that door.

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Yeah I think it will depend on how much the Bucks would value those picks. I don't think any of them are protected at all.

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I'm going to go ahead and predict Giannis in Houston next season. With Dame out, I think they go rebuild and can get some good young players along with some Phoenix draft picks which should be high for the next few years.

Who are you OK with them giving up to get him?

I think anyone other ...

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I'm going to go ahead and predict Giannis in Houston next season. With Dame out, I think they go rebuild and can get some good young players along with some Phoenix draft picks which should be high for the next few years.

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