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by bfj
Fri Jan 17, 2020 3:44 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: JOKES
Replies: 152
Views: 14396

Re: JOKES

rass wrote:
Fri Jan 17, 2020 3:42 pm
I noticed that, too. I guess so? He should come back.
I agree.
He lurks.
by bfj
Fri Jan 17, 2020 3:20 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: JOKES
Replies: 152
Views: 14396

Re: JOKES

Was TT's joke (and the ensuing kerfuffle) Enoch's Barbaro moment?
by bfj
Fri Jan 17, 2020 3:14 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Ridiculous Things You Read On Text Messaging
Replies: 7
Views: 163

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Text Messaging

Giff wrote:
Mon Jan 13, 2020 10:48 am
A real-life Ravens fan trying to talk shit to two Texans fans yesterday.
Not really talking shit, I had no room to do that. I was trying to be sympathetic.
by bfj
Thu Jan 16, 2020 7:55 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: WRGPT 29
Replies: 23
Views: 1341

Re: WRGPT 29

Gave away 45k of that pretty quickly.
by bfj
Thu Jan 16, 2020 7:50 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Hey So, Swampcrash?
Replies: 27
Views: 268

Re: Hey So, Swampcrash?

In
by bfj
Wed Jan 15, 2020 8:28 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Official Pro Wrestling thread
Replies: 205
Views: 17519

Re: Official Pro Wrestling thread



One half of the first black tag team champs.
Father of The Rock
by bfj
Wed Jan 15, 2020 5:35 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Twitter
Replies: 959
Views: 94570

Re: Twitter

by bfj
Wed Jan 15, 2020 11:53 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: WRGPT 29
Replies: 23
Views: 1341

Re: WRGPT 29

Up to 162k now, 22nd place.
by bfj
Sun Jan 12, 2020 8:40 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Toronto
Replies: 87
Views: 2369

Re: Toronto

Pruitt wrote:
Sun Jan 12, 2020 7:58 am
This morning at 7:00 our emergency alert system sent a blaring alarm through all our cell phones.

Crews respond to ‘incident’ at Pickering Nuclear Generating Station

We're about 25 miles away.

Not a fun way to start the day.

Stay safe.
Check on Giff.
by bfj
Sat Jan 11, 2020 11:15 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Playoffs - Second Round
Replies: 74
Views: 777

Re: NFL Playoffs - Second Round

I’m on my way to Chesapeake now. Maryland is next.
by bfj
Sat Jan 11, 2020 10:26 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Playoffs - Second Round
Replies: 74
Views: 777

Re: NFL Playoffs - Second Round

This is not going as I’d hoped.
by bfj
Sat Jan 11, 2020 8:52 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Playoffs - Second Round
Replies: 74
Views: 777

Re: NFL Playoffs - Second Round

rass wrote:
Sat Jan 11, 2020 8:38 pm
That’s a TD. Wow. And so much butt talk.
Dan Fouts wrote: Can you split cheeks?
by bfj
Sat Jan 11, 2020 8:52 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Playoffs - Second Round
Replies: 74
Views: 777

Re: NFL Playoffs - Second Round

Mother f
by bfj
Fri Jan 10, 2020 4:12 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Neil Peart
Replies: 16
Views: 162

Re: Neil Peart

Mother f, that stings. Saw Rush a handful of times and he always blew me away.
by bfj
Fri Jan 10, 2020 12:17 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Here I am!
Replies: 10
Views: 174

Re: Here I am!

Would have also accepted "...baby, take me, take me by the hand".
by bfj
Thu Jan 09, 2020 8:09 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Here I am!
Replies: 10
Views: 174

Re: Here I am!

Giff wrote:
Thu Jan 09, 2020 6:22 pm
Rock you like a hurricane?
Nice, I would have accepted “signed, sealed, delivered, I’m yours” also.
by bfj
Thu Jan 09, 2020 8:07 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook
Replies: 2004
Views: 156732

Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

DaveInSeattle wrote:
Tue Jan 07, 2020 2:22 pm
I think that Ray Brown might have some issues.
Woof. That was quite a read.
by bfj
Thu Jan 09, 2020 8:06 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
Replies: 5686
Views: 262045

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

Remembering things from my days as an expectant father, please tell me it wasn’t an internal sonogram.
by bfj
Thu Jan 09, 2020 3:44 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Worthy of mention, too obscure for own thread
Replies: 1607
Views: 110773

Re: Worthy of mention, too obscure for own thread

Buck Henry..screen writer for The Graduate, SNL, co-creator of Get Smart, directed Heaven Can Wait. Gave himself parts and showed up in all kinds of movies and tv shows. https://theweek.com/5things/888456/comedy-screenwriting-legend-actor-buck-henry-dies-89 Mel Brooks said that he (Mel) deserves no...
by bfj
Tue Jan 07, 2020 6:03 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: KTFO Thread
Replies: 132
Views: 8801

Re: KTFO Thread

by bfj
Tue Jan 07, 2020 8:00 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Apples 2014
Replies: 68
Views: 2624

Re: Apples 2014

CosmicCrisps are some delicious fucking apples. Just got some of those at the local grocery store myself. I agree. They are quite good. I guess there's an ongoing lawsuit between Washington State Univ (where it was developed) and their private partner about the patent and distribution of them. Be p...
by bfj
Sat Jan 04, 2020 4:26 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: WRGPT 29
Replies: 23
Views: 1341

Re: WRGPT 29

Doubled up and I’m at 109k now. A few spots behind Shirley. For a while, I had 2 of the top 10 on the leader board at my table. Glad they’re gone.
by bfj
Fri Jan 03, 2020 5:19 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Apples 2014
Replies: 68
Views: 2624

Re: Apples 2014

CosmicCrisps are some delicious fucking apples.
by bfj
Wed Jan 01, 2020 9:26 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Twitter
Replies: 959
Views: 94570

Re: Twitter

A little background. Some of you know what my company does, others maybe don't or don't care (it's fine either way, really), but this is a really nice post-holiday news about a promotion we recently ran, our first ever national promotion that our partners could pick up with a prize of $15,000 which...
by bfj
Wed Dec 25, 2019 7:08 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Christmas 2019
Replies: 24
Views: 247

Re: Christmas 2019

Good morning and Merry Christmas to you all!
by bfj
Tue Dec 24, 2019 2:59 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Shingle Bells!
Replies: 10
Views: 143

Re: Shingle Bells!

Pruitt wrote:
Tue Dec 24, 2019 2:01 pm
Giff wrote:
Tue Dec 24, 2019 1:47 pm
bfj wrote:
Tue Dec 24, 2019 12:56 pm
If you can call the birthday of the most famous Jew ever “just another day”.

Not Streisand.
Neil Diamond?
Rudy Giuliani?
He’s more Jewish than I am.
by bfj
Tue Dec 24, 2019 12:56 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Shingle Bells!
Replies: 10
Views: 143

Re: Shingle Bells!

If you can call the birthday of the most famous Jew ever “just another day”.

Not Streisand.
by bfj
Tue Dec 24, 2019 11:18 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Shingle Bells!
Replies: 10
Views: 143

Shingle Bells!

Wife has shingles. Not a happy camper. Poor thing has a horrible headache, blurry vision, itchy spots on her head. If you’re over 50, the doc told me the shingles vaccine is recommended and 95% effective.
by bfj
Mon Dec 16, 2019 10:10 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Week 15 - King Lamar
Replies: 58
Views: 630

Re: NFL Week 15 - King Lamar

During the Sunday Night Pre-Game, while doing a piece on growing up in Buffalo, "Don't Stop Believing" is playing. The song begins about a girl born and raised in South Detroit. MORONS . Maybe the midnight train going anywhere ended up in Buffalo ... Clearly the right choice there is Buffalo Soldie...
by bfj
Mon Dec 16, 2019 9:55 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Week 15 - King Lamar
Replies: 58
Views: 630

Re: NFL Week 15 - King Lamar

Also I know Suggs is well loved in Baltimore, but is there really a case right now for the Ravens to sign him? Ravens have been good and disciplined about moving on from vets whose time has passed. Does he make them better? Not sure. My only case would be that they don't set the edge well, Suggs do...
by bfj
Sun Dec 15, 2019 8:52 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Swamp Can Resume its Gambling Problem
Replies: 91
Views: 4273

Re: The Swamp Can Resume its Gambling Problem

Anyone get a bad beat or get blessed by the Eagles last second TD?
by bfj
Sat Dec 14, 2019 8:26 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: WRGPT 29
Replies: 23
Views: 1341

Re: WRGPT 29

Just doubled up. Around 75k now.
by bfj
Fri Dec 13, 2019 8:36 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
Replies: 5686
Views: 262045

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

brian wrote:
Fri Dec 13, 2019 6:46 pm
There’s hot and then there’s Michelle Pfeiffer in Scarface hot.
Elvira from Baltimore!
by bfj
Fri Dec 13, 2019 11:27 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Week 14 - Riverboat Ron Goes Bust
Replies: 116
Views: 1479

Re: NFL Week 14 - Riverboat Ron Goes Bust

The Orioles have lost a game more recently than the Ravens. Anomaly of the season must be the Browns killing the Ravens in Baltimore. That seemed to be the wake up call that made the front office change the defense. They got rid of speedy athletic linebackers who could go side to side, but couldn't...
by bfj
Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:53 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Week 14 - Riverboat Ron Goes Bust
Replies: 116
Views: 1479

Re: NFL Week 14 - Riverboat Ron Goes Bust

The Orioles have lost a game more recently than the Ravens.
by bfj
Tue Dec 10, 2019 2:56 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Kids in College Thread
Replies: 205
Views: 5254

Re: Swamp Kids in College Thread

Congrats AB! We Jews call that ‘naches’. When your kids make you proud, they give you naches.
by bfj
Sun Dec 08, 2019 5:57 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Week 14 - Riverboat Ron Goes Bust
Replies: 116
Views: 1479

Re: NFL Week 14 - Riverboat Ron Goes Bust

Pruitt wrote:
Sun Dec 08, 2019 5:50 pm
Johnny Carwash wrote:
Sun Dec 08, 2019 2:09 pm
Don't know if I should piss off Pruitt by pointing out how the Bills uniforms look like the old school Patriots ones.
That would not be the thing that pissed me off the most about that game.
Dropped passes?
Overthrown passes?
by bfj
Wed Dec 04, 2019 9:26 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2019-20 MLB Offseason
Replies: 61
Views: 2000

Re: 2019-20 MLB Offseason

brian wrote:
Wed Dec 04, 2019 5:21 pm
(Best pitcher being very clearly debatable but go with it for the purposes of the joke.)
Dylan Bundy? He’s an Angels pitcher now.