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ZMan

While the hysteria is ridiculous, there have been some incredibly stupid decisions made. Maybe moreso from a PR standpoint than medical one, but stupid none-the-less.

You just treated the one single ebola case in America, why not go hop on a plane or a cruise ship? All you're doing is inciting more ...

ZMan

Thanks for the tip sancarlos, I'mma gonna PM Mr. HDO.

Thanks also for the Isles nod, very exciting start to our season. Very hard to contain the excitement even though it's so early. I'm just hoping unlike other seasons, we're all still feeling this good here in Isles country come mid-late November ...

ZMan

I've posted plenty!

on facebook

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Hey swampers.

Would any of our resident tax professionals be willing to advise me on a problem I am facing with the IRS concerning my 2012 federal return?

The snafu concerns a 1099-MISC and whether the "self employed credit" and "self employment tax" apply.
I can expand more via pm or email

TIA
Z

ZMan

My feed had a few bandwagoners, but most of the pro-military postings this weekend were from people with sons or daughters serving. They're usually good for one or two "god bless the troops" posts a week.

Now that the weekend is over, it's back to the usual "If you were a <fill in stupid shit ...

ZMan

You really can't count Soc Sec as "government assistance" though.

ZMan

Am I that oblivious, or did they change the actor playing Daario Naharis over the break?

OK, just did some research, and the S3 actor dropped out because he'll be starring in a reboot of the "Transporter" series. Who the fuck is this guys agent? Dr. Vinny Boombatz?

ZMan

Still easier than fucking Flappy Bird.

And I've only got one 128 so far.

ZMan

I thought the most chilling part of the trap was the corridor where the walls and cars and everything in it was riddled with bullet marks. Apparently you can hear screams for help coming from some of the containers, but I missed that. Will have to re-watch.

I also loved the way they did the little ...

ZMan

I need some help on #3, I don't get it.
It hinges on the word ALL.

The bartender asks if ALL want a drink.
The first man only knows his own answer, so he can only answer 'no' or 'I don't know'
The same applies for the second man
The third man, now hearing that neither the first or second said 'no ...

ZMan

Jerloma wrote:New PSAs in Colorado to warn about high driving and they're awesome...

I usually hate the stoner trope, but those are fucking awesome. The looks on the faces alone...

ZMan

The top ones are idiot variants of you're/your/your's/yours, irregardless, principle/principal, affect/effect, their/there/they're, lie/lay, "I could care less", foilage, expresso .

My new favorite, that I have read a lot recently on Facebook is "payed", as in "I got payed today"

Though in true ...

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Man that sucks. Too fucking young. I still remember him getting his ass kicked in Wisconsin.

ZMan

brian wrote:The Top 20 most Shazamed songs during TV shows during last year.

I use Shazam all the time to track down songs & artists I don't recognize on the radio. But I never thought to use it for a song in a tv show or movie, I usually google those. Amazing how those blind spots can form in my head.

ZMan

Rare Roast Beef & Swiss on a Poppy Bagel with mayo. Delicious.

I also had two small bags of Funyuns on the side. I fucking love Funyuns, and loathe Wise's counterpart "Onion Rings".

ZMan

Scottie wrote:the idiotic description "giving caps" (presumably the distribution of hats)

God went with MACK, and Jeebus took a SKOAL (the green makes his eyes pop)

ZMan

And why is a gun registry "lumping you in with criminals" but registering your vehicle isn't?

I know this is fucking old, but I'm responding anyway...
The difference that I see, is that driving a car is a privilege granted by the state whereas owning a gun is a right recognized by the ...

ZMan

I missed the live stream, and haven't had a a chance to watch, but I think it's important for people like Nye to openly and publicly debate people like Ham. In fact, I'd love to see one of these "debates" pulled off monthly or quarterly. Let's open it up to scientists of all disciplines vs. fundies ...

ZMan

Blue Point Brewery has been sold to Anheuser-Busch. AB claims they'll preserve the "heritage and innovation of the brands", but cynical me thinks they're gonna water that shit down for mass consumption.

ZMan

You've never seen Boogie Nights? Jesus man, go find it on demand and enjoy.

ZMan

Wrong display of patriotism.
Ya know, it's cool if a bunch of people want to recite that on the 4th of July, but this? I don't get it. Why the constant sucking off of the military all the time? Why are we used as props to make everyone feel all mushy inside? If they really gave a fuck about us ...

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I want to feel sorry, but I've reached the point where if you even fucking consider experimenting with heroin, I consider you a dumbass of the dumbest assery. Would you experiment with cyanide?

ZMan

I'm not having luck with the online dating, but I'll check this one out as well. Zoosk, OKCupid, and Plenty o Fish all have similar matching systems where you decide yes or no, and if the other person matches it alerts you. The problem I've seen with those other sites is that you can be saying yes ...

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Mike S's selection process scares me.

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Poor Patrick. :(

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Let the redditizationing begin...

I scored 84%, with 0 false positives.

ZMan

Take out Chinese today.

General Tso's Chicken with white rice, and a side order of fried dumplings. The dumplings were more like deep fried, which made them really interesting.

Best thing about Chinese delivery? Literally 10 minutes after hanging up the phone, they're knocking on the door.

ZMan

AB_skin_test wrote:The most famous missing person ever is a white male, so stick all your conventions and your biases.

D.B Cooper just called. He's pissed he lost out to a toon.

ZMan

That's even less outrage worthy than the $300 Million (aka, 1/100th of 1% of the US Budget) Romney was going to save by cutting funding for PBS.

ZMan

Who's the mental giant that conceived of this "gotcha" moment? I've been stuck in traffic many, many times at the fucking GWB, and not once did I ever think to criticize the mayor of Fort Lee. The entire state of Jersey, or NY, or the bridge itself, or the Port Authority, or the DOT, sure. But not ...

ZMan

A new slate of groovage tunage, courtesy of WEHM.

Man Man - Head On (Hold on to your Heart)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kI1PWcTe0W4

Dr. Dog - Broken Heart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko-cpzA-hLs

Twin Forks - Cross my Mind (more whistle-along goodness)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v ...

ZMan

Has there ever been an issue where one side cares as much as the other side cares as little?

ZMan

As per Google, date of death was Sept. 02, 2005

OK, I'm officially curious....how did this story pop up on your screen HDO? Is the today show really promoting 7 year old links?

ZMan

I've heard they have mountains in Colorado.

ZMan

I have little doubts the coaches mentioned "toughening up the rook" to Incognito.

I have many doubts that they suggested he call him a nigger and offer to fuck his mother.

ZMan

That episode sucked.
I totally agree. Worst one since most of S2

-How did leg tattoo girl survive all this time and get taken out by two walkers in a wide open yard in the day light?
And how did Carol & Rick not hear any screams in this abandoned housing development? Did she just go out ...

ZMan

Well if that doesn't call for "RUB IT OUT FOR JESUS" shirts, I don't know what does.

ZMan

D'Brick is the only one who has a street named after him in Freeport (near the library).
You wanna know how I know you're not from around here?

You failed to mention world famous Guy Lombardo, and the ever popular Guy Lombardo Ave. in Freeport.
Also, Guy Lombardo Ave is not some cheesy rename of ...

ZMan

Apparently she hasn't left her house over the past 25 yrs.

ZMan

How fucking retarded do you have to be to think Yoga is religious? It's fucking stretching.

Yep, by stretching your muscles, you're leaving gaps for the pagan deities to slither into you.

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