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Johnny Hotcakes

Hi Frogs,

I had a somewhat similar incident with my two year old a few months ago. He had been under the weather for a few days (lethargic, not eating, etc), but seemed well enough to take grocery shopping on a Sunday morning. As we were shopping I turned around and he was fully reclined in the ...

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I saw a set of BumperNutz on the back of a car on my drive home from work today (for the first time ever) and immediately thought of the Swamp circa 2005.

For the record, they were on a souped up metallic blue Subaru Impreza.

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Does anybody know where I can find a UCLA Tyus Edney jersey?

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I was incensed with the 2014 list, but I can't quibble with this. There are of course a few snubs, but nothing as egregious as Brian in the previous attempt. That was an outrage.

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Works great, thanks Dave.

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That strike zone thing on Sunday Night baseball drives me fucking crazy. How is there not a mass revolt over that thing?

Also, is Lincecum seriously wearing a do rag?

Get off my lawn.

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How much do you want for DaveSez?

You know, I've considered reviving it. Being a bachelor - sorta - for a year should give me a bit more time, right?

Excellent idea, though I would change its format to a blog about a discerning middle-aged gentleman forced to temporarily leave his family and ...

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How much do you want for DaveSez?

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rass wrote:
Johnny Hotcakes wrote:I don't know why, but it makes me happy that this completely obnoxious thread is still going.
Me too. Though, I guess we need to wait at least one more day for an update.

Maybe a little longer than that, even. What a 7th inning for the Jays last night!

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Pruitt wrote: I've been staying away from Facebook and will do my best to passively disengage. I am still disturbed.

Holy shit, that's terrible. Did you meet at a Starbucks in your neighbourhood or near your workplace?

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Everything work out relatively ok in the end, Bronto?

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I don't know why, but it makes me happy that this completely obnoxious thread is still going.

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It is very suspicious to me that Dog 2 decided to come back into your life at this point in time. It's like she waited until you were happy with Dog 1, and then decided to reinsert herself back into your life. Dog 2 has hurt you in the past, and I would be very careful about taking her back ...

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Not enough Barry Manilow talk.

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I have a neighbor, late 50s, who has some sort of OCD obsession with shovelling driveways. Has six shovels on his front porch and I've seen others when his garage door is open.

Thing is, this year he and his wife (the local Avon distributor) now have a plow guy come when it snows.

But this guy ...

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These are fantastic. Thanks bapo!

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When you're living in Patterson Heights in ten years happily married with six little degenerasians running around, don't forget who told you to go for it.

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Go for it.

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Any single swampers get laid last night? I'll hang up and listen.

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brian wrote:
Johnny Hotcakes wrote:Went with the over AND Georgia Tech +6. Getting crazy up in here this New Year's Eve.
Looking really good so far.

All my hard work is finally starting to pay off.

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Had to go with the cry-it-out method with the baby earlier. About to transition to the pyjama pants. Then, a beverage. Still to come: sleep.

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Went with the over AND Georgia Tech +6. Getting crazy up in here this New Year's Eve.

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The Girlfriend and I just spent 3 days up in Vancouver, and we had one of the most amazing meals ever. Place is called Vij's (http://www.vijsrestaurant.ca" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;). Absolutely incredible Indian food. Blew my mind. Long wait (about 2 hours) but worth it. We ...

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Guys, I'm stuck at home with the kids tonight and want to wager on some college football action. The issue is that I don't follow the sport very closely. Please tell me what to do. Thanks.

Well, I made my biggest bet of the bowl season thus far on Arizona -3 against Boise State. Boise is ...

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Guys, I'm stuck at home with the kids tonight and want to wager on some college football action. The issue is that I don't follow the sport very closely. Please tell me what to do. Thanks.

Well, I made my biggest bet of the bowl season thus far on Arizona -3 against Boise State. Boise is ...

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How the fuck is Brian not higher? The man was posting three hours after brain surgery, for crying out loud.

Honestly, I found that whole brain surgery thing to be a bit sycophantic. It may have even knocked him down a couple slots.

Kind of like when the Flyers didn't tell Roger Neilson to go ...

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Guys, I'm stuck at home with the kids tonight and want to wager on some college football action. The issue is that I don't follow the sport very closely. Please tell me what to do. Thanks.

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brian wrote:
Johnny Hotcakes wrote:Just takin' it one post at a time.
Have to put my faith in the Lord Jesus Christ and give him credit for any success I've had posting here.

Don't let Jerloma hear you say that or he'll bump you even lower than 7.

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Just takin' it one post at a time.

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How the fuck is Brian not higher? The man was posting three hours after brain surgery, for crying out loud.

If I'm following correctly, blind sports biases precluded posters from making the top 4.

Speaking of blind, Brian could literally not see after brain surgery, yet was still posting. Fuck ...

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How the fuck is Brian not higher? The man was posting three hours after brain surgery, for crying out loud.

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sancarlos wrote:
Hood on FB wrote:Another Cam Newton drive ends in a turnover.

I think The Hood has reached the limits of his own cynicism.

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I typically lurk, post "Popin' Ain't Easy" 2-3 times per year (more if it is a pope election year), and maybe every now and then offer Degenerasian a word of encouragement in the dating thread. How much will that cost me?

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Lawrie's a nutcase, great trade for the Jays.

Whenever the Fan 590 (sports radio station here in Toronto) has taken a breather from Leaf Talk recently, the subject has often been how much of a clubhouse cancer that noted dick Brett Lawrie apparently is. This trade should make prolific callers ...

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to Ray Rice and the Rice family,

hi im srry to hear about the events that have happened. when i first saw the elevator segment this morning on the news i thought they were talking about the centerplate ceo who beat his dog. then they said ur name and ur wife i dont know what happened but whatever ...

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to Ray Rice and the Rice family,

hi im srry to hear about the events that have happened. when i first saw the elevator segment this morning on the news i thought they were talking about the centerplate ceo who beat his dog. then they said ur name and ur wife i dont know what happened but whatever ...

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