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by DSafetyGuy
Thu Jan 21, 2021 1:49 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2021 NFL Black Sunday Night, Etc.
Replies: 71
Views: 1032

Re: 2021 NFL Black Sunday Night, Etc.

Six-year contract for shit like this: “We’re going to kick you in the teeth, all right?” Campbell told reporters. “And when you punch us back, we’re going to smile at you. And when you knock us down, we’re going to get back up and on the way up, we’re going to bite a kneecap off, all right? And then...
by DSafetyGuy
Thu Jan 21, 2021 1:47 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread
Replies: 3602
Views: 73919

Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

Good news! My wife's family got through it and came out ok. No one died. Bad news! Someone I was in a meeting with 13 days ago popped positive within the last day or so (we all wore masks and I didn't come within 6 feet of her in that meeting). I was placed on a "close contact" list because of said...
by DSafetyGuy
Wed Jan 20, 2021 9:46 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)
Replies: 235
Views: 1414

Re: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)

Watching it too. It is really well done. I'll let my bosses know you approve. Your outfit putting this on? This is phenomenal. Really, really happy that nothing has happened today. The amount of security precautions made it feel much safer (and apocalyptic), but I was not excited about this, even t...
by DSafetyGuy
Wed Jan 20, 2021 9:32 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)
Replies: 235
Views: 1414

Re: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)

Holy hell, the new WH press secretary is ridiculously competent. It was on in our office and, while I wasn't watching, I could hear her. I started to get aggravated as she dropped a handful of "ums" during answering one question and remembered what it had been like before today. You would have had ...
by DSafetyGuy
Wed Jan 20, 2021 9:31 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)
Replies: 235
Views: 1414

Re: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)

tennbengal wrote:
Wed Jan 20, 2021 9:17 pm
Watching it too. It is really well done.
I'll let my bosses know you approve.
by DSafetyGuy
Wed Jan 20, 2021 8:55 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2020-2021 NHL Regular Season Thread
Replies: 155
Views: 1441

Re: 2020-2021 NHL Regular Season Thread

I know Bobby Ryan won't play this well all season (four goals in three games after missing the opener), but he's playing like he knows he can get traded to a contender. He said all the right things about coming to Detroit and sounded genuine when doing so, but I'm sure all parties knew that the real...
by DSafetyGuy
Wed Jan 20, 2021 8:51 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)
Replies: 235
Views: 1414

Re: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)

tennbengal wrote:
Wed Jan 20, 2021 7:21 pm
Holy hell, the new WH press secretary is ridiculously competent.
It was on in our office and, while I wasn't watching, I could hear her. I started to get aggravated as she dropped a handful of "ums" during answering one question and remembered what it had been like before today.
by DSafetyGuy
Wed Jan 20, 2021 6:09 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: CUBE LIFE! Office Etiquette
Replies: 1198
Views: 50438

Re: CUBE LIFE! Office Etiquette

brian wrote:
Wed Jan 20, 2021 4:41 pm
If I get fired maybe DSafe and I can start our podcast and that movie would be episode #1. That would be some real noggin-scratching kismet right there, you guys.
I can't wait to do a live read for, oh, let's say, Magic Spoon.
by DSafetyGuy
Wed Jan 20, 2021 4:17 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
Replies: 6108
Views: 303856

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

brian wrote:
Wed Jan 20, 2021 4:11 pm
A_B wrote:
Sat Jan 16, 2021 9:29 pm
Brian tried to fuck Vegas Vickie, right?

(Sorry for those who don’t follow him on social)
I moved on her like a bitch.
Awful early to announce your 2024 candidacy, but a job hunt is a job hunt. (Sorry about your situation.)
by DSafetyGuy
Wed Jan 20, 2021 2:10 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)
Replies: 235
Views: 1414

Re: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)

DaveInSeattle wrote:
Wed Jan 20, 2021 2:04 pm
Wonder how all the Qanon folks are coping with all this...


by DSafetyGuy
Wed Jan 20, 2021 2:07 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Lunch Thread
Replies: 336
Views: 14078

Re: The Lunch Thread

For the first time in my life, I had potato salad that had pieces of carrots in it (not slivers). I understand what is to be gained from it (contrast of texture, crunch, a little sweetness) and their presence didn't dominate or take anything away, but it was just... weird.
by DSafetyGuy
Wed Jan 20, 2021 12:27 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)
Replies: 235
Views: 1414

Re: Happy Inauguration Day (and beyond- The Biden Presidency Thread part I)

What the actual fuck is it with Trump and the song Gloria? I guarantee you its because he totally almost fucked Laura Branigan in 1993. His tastes in music (see also "YMCA") undoubtedly are tied to the best times in his life, i.e. the NYC club years. Lady Gaga sang it well. About to oath it up. She...
by DSafetyGuy
Wed Jan 20, 2021 12:12 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: To the extent it comes up: Trump crap post-WH years
Replies: 27
Views: 396

Re: To the extent it comes up: Trump crap post-WH years

P.D.X. wrote:
Wed Jan 20, 2021 11:44 am
it's especially satisfying since he's probably never been forcibly removed from any position his entire life.
Certainly not from on top of a victim.
by DSafetyGuy
Wed Jan 20, 2021 11:59 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2021 NFL Black Sunday Night, Etc.
Replies: 71
Views: 1032

Re: 2021 NFL Black Sunday Night, Etc.

This one followed shortly after in my feed:

by DSafetyGuy
Tue Jan 19, 2021 6:30 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random SwamperFacts
Replies: 37
Views: 464

Re: Random SwamperFacts

Congrats tomorrow afternoon on joining this select club of Swampers, DSafe: Giff Nonlinear GoodKarma hdo Shirley And Swampers emeritus: tommyboy Hood So should the rest of us take that as an insider thing that we're not cool enough to understand? Or is the point to spawn a guessing game? Oh, I got ...
by DSafetyGuy
Mon Jan 18, 2021 9:13 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: DIVISIONAL ROUND DONGPARTY
Replies: 106
Views: 1013

Re: DIVISIONAL ROUND DONGPARTY

rass wrote:
Sun Jan 17, 2021 6:51 pm
Anyone know the answer as to why Arians has the bandolier laden with wires and electronics? Is he wearing the same shit as all coaches in the most ridiculous way possible or does he have extra shit there?
Most ridiculous way possible is the answer, I believe.
by DSafetyGuy
Fri Jan 15, 2021 10:05 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2020-2021 NHL Regular Season Thread
Replies: 155
Views: 1441

Re: 2020-2021 NHL Regular Season Thread

Red Wings shut out in a home opener for the first time since 1928.
by DSafetyGuy
Thu Jan 14, 2021 11:31 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2021 NFL Black Sunday Night, Etc.
Replies: 71
Views: 1032

Re: 2021 NFL Black Sunday Night, Etc.

Urban won't get to "pick" his guys as easily in the NFL (contracts/salary cap vs recruiting). I think his reputation will also hurt him if they don't improve quickly.

And what brian said about losing and the stress involved.
by DSafetyGuy
Wed Jan 13, 2021 5:23 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Television (no longer temporary)
Replies: 3667
Views: 239959

Re: Television (no longer temporary)

Pruitt wrote:
Wed Jan 13, 2021 12:31 pm
BSF21 wrote:
Wed Jan 13, 2021 10:14 am
Ryan wrote:
Wed Jan 13, 2021 10:12 am
HERE IS THE HOST OF JEOPARDYYYY, LESLIE JONES!
You shut the fuck up. This is hate speech.
I will join a march on the Culver City studios if this is even hinted at.
And then a couple blocks more for lunch at Versailles.
by DSafetyGuy
Wed Jan 13, 2021 10:38 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Proud Parental Unit Crowing Thread
Replies: 1038
Views: 72390

Re: Proud Parental Unit Crowing Thread

Commercial for Jeep? If it's national, I bet it's enough money to live on for a year, assuming that 5 minute spot she was in that had the tiny house was a somewhat realistic look into her lifestyle. So, what I'm saying is $50k I've always wondered about what some of the well known commercial actors...
by DSafetyGuy
Wed Jan 13, 2021 9:48 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NCAA Basketball - 2020 Offseason/Season
Replies: 94
Views: 1353

Re: NCAA Basketball - 2020 Offseason/Season

Nonlinear FC wrote:
Tue Jan 12, 2021 9:54 pm
Sorry, I know no one really cares, but MI just annihilated Wiskey at Crisler tonight. Something like a 41-6 run to end the game.
It's never good when you're getting doubled up in the second half by a conference foe.
by DSafetyGuy
Mon Jan 11, 2021 5:40 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: WILDCARD WANKFEST
Replies: 160
Views: 1556

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

I'm over the Ben Roethlisberger experience, btw. He looks like late-career Eli Manning, but they'll probably fall for all of these fluff numbers and ride it one more year. People had been saying that he was playing well this year and at no point did I have any idea what they were watching. This WR ...
by DSafetyGuy
Mon Jan 11, 2021 5:35 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2021 NFL Black Sunday Night, Etc.
Replies: 71
Views: 1032

Re: 2021 NFL Black Sunday Night, Etc.

mister d wrote:
Mon Jan 11, 2021 2:13 pm
I have a theory he told management that neither QB is the long-term answer.
There's some scuttlebutt out there that he told ownership there are too many people telling him what to do (Howie).
by DSafetyGuy
Mon Jan 11, 2021 5:34 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The WH Transition Thread --- all things Trump to Biden until Inauguration
Replies: 2289
Views: 28184

Re: The WH Transition Thread --- all things Trump to Biden until Inauguration

As we said the other day, if these morons want to start shit next week, they're going to get fucked up: https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2021/01/11/national-guard-protests-riots-capital/?wpmk=1&wpisrc=al_news__alert-politics--alert-national&utm_source=alert&utm_medium=email&utm_camp...
by DSafetyGuy
Mon Jan 11, 2021 5:29 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: WILDCARD WANKFEST
Replies: 160
Views: 1556

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

I'm over the Ben Roethlisberger experience, btw. He looks like late-career Eli Manning, but they'll probably fall for all of these fluff numbers and ride it one more year. People had been saying that he was playing well this year and at no point did I have any idea what they were watching. This WR ...
by DSafetyGuy
Mon Jan 11, 2021 5:27 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: WILDCARD WANKFEST
Replies: 160
Views: 1556

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Brontoburglar wrote:
Mon Jan 11, 2021 11:47 am
rass wrote:
Mon Jan 11, 2021 8:32 am
Mornings like this really make me hate Twitter's random-ass throw whatever we want from whenever we want into your timeline way of doing things.
click the stars top right and go latest tweets
Or drop $4.99 on Tweetlogix and never see another promoted tweet, poll, or tweet someone else liked.
by DSafetyGuy
Mon Jan 11, 2021 5:19 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The 2020 And Mostly 2021 NBA Season
Replies: 38
Views: 620

Re: The 2020 And Mostly 2021 NBA Season

Giff wrote:
Mon Jan 11, 2021 11:24 am
Has anyone considered he was right and he fell off the edge?
Well done.
by DSafetyGuy
Sun Jan 10, 2021 2:12 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: WILDCARD WANKFEST
Replies: 160
Views: 1556

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

I'm enjoying the "Between the Lines" stream on ESPN+.
by DSafetyGuy
Sat Jan 09, 2021 10:30 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The WH Transition Thread --- all things Trump to Biden until Inauguration
Replies: 2289
Views: 28184

Re: The WH Transition Thread --- all things Trump to Biden until Inauguration

DaveInSeattle wrote:
Sat Jan 09, 2021 9:27 pm
After the 20th would be very good.
by DSafetyGuy
Sat Jan 09, 2021 4:38 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: WILDCARD WANKFEST
Replies: 160
Views: 1556

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Yes, Anderson should be in. Consider the era he played in, that he was the first QB to run the WC0, and a million other factors. It's horseshit he isn't in and contemporaries like Fouts and Stabler are. Just horseshit. Only Bengal in HoF is Munoz. Ken Andreson, Isaac Curtis, Ken Riley, Willie Ander...
by DSafetyGuy
Sat Jan 09, 2021 4:31 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: WILDCARD WANKFEST
Replies: 160
Views: 1556

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Darnell Mooney and Roquan Smith are out for the Bears tomorrow. I rescind my "Cairo Santos blowing a big field goal costing them the game" comments from earlier in this thread. Commence with the blowout. Well, the Saints better win tomorrow for Drew Brees sake. Still a top 10 QB ever, but pretty da...
by DSafetyGuy
Sat Jan 09, 2021 4:22 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: WILDCARD WANKFEST
Replies: 160
Views: 1556

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

Darnell Mooney and Roquan Smith are out for the Bears tomorrow. I rescind my "Cairo Santos blowing a big field goal costing them the game" comments from earlier in this thread. Commence with the blowout.
by DSafetyGuy
Sat Jan 09, 2021 3:51 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: WILDCARD WANKFEST
Replies: 160
Views: 1556

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

They called Rivers a future HOFer? I mean. Yes. Is that really in question? If it's not, it should be. Is he really great or just a compiler? ETA: Closest thing to a season-long award he has is 2013 Comeback Player of the Year. PFR HOF Monitor: 97.64 (12th among QB, average HOF QB is 101.39) Ahem. ...
by DSafetyGuy
Sat Jan 09, 2021 1:47 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: WILDCARD WANKFEST
Replies: 160
Views: 1556

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

They called Rivers a future HOFer? I mean. Yes. Is that really in question? If it's not, it should be. Is he really great or just a compiler? ETA: Closest thing to a season-long award he has is 2013 Comeback Player of the Year. PFR HOF Monitor: 97.64 (12th among QB, average HOF QB is 101.39)
by DSafetyGuy
Fri Jan 08, 2021 4:37 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Tommy Lasorda
Replies: 15
Views: 195

Re: Tommy Lasorda

I am in a group photo with him, buried in one of my wife's photo albums.

But, I also agree with Mr. Fletcher.
by DSafetyGuy
Fri Jan 08, 2021 3:19 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: WILDCARD WANKFEST
Replies: 160
Views: 1556

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

A_B wrote:
Fri Jan 08, 2021 2:49 pm
Giff wrote:
Fri Jan 08, 2021 2:43 pm
A jackoff machine?
Oh, did Sabo stay while Sancarlos went on home?
Glad I only got the waLking tour of San Carlos.
by DSafetyGuy
Fri Jan 08, 2021 12:30 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: WILDCARD WANKFEST
Replies: 160
Views: 1556

Re: WILDCARD WANKFEST

I may not be remembering the exact number of games, but I believe the stat I heard this week is that Tom Brady has failed to cover in his last seven primetime games. This research was turned up by the gambling community driven by it being reported that Brady goes to bed earlier than both of my child...
by DSafetyGuy
Thu Jan 07, 2021 7:52 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Politics
Replies: 5078
Views: 326286

Re: Random Politics

You joke, but I laughed at how the city of Minneapolis dealt with snow when I was there for three weeks in January a few years ago. And -22 wind chill is not a big deal when you do a reasonably decent job preparing for it.