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I adore Albert Burneko's column on the end of Quibi from today.

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I am the recipient of five 30-day guest passes for the Athletic. If interested, let me know.

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Antonio Brown and Russell Wilson seems like a good combination which will lead to no problems, whatsoever.

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https://twitter.com/RebeccaKKatz/status/1318547820090097665?s=20 Meg Whitman sucks so, so much (ran Hewlett Packard into the ground while flailing around California's political circles). John Kasich defunded Planned Parenthood. Shit like this is why Biden gets so much grief. Quibi is now shutting i...

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https://twitter.com/FO_ASchatz/status/1318285160115208192 Looking like a pretty fair likelihood of a pedestrian achievement for the second-oldest team in the NFL (8 starters age 27 or under). 27th in yds/play and scores/drive won't cut it with a defense that forces just over one turnover per game. E...

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Cool, cool, cool. That story is like three weeks old and he said in during the debate and the comment was more or less taken out of context, but other than that... I don't think trying to fall back on "shouldn't appoint a justice during an election year" is an effective strategy against the Republi...

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Dolphins have named Tua the starter going forward. Seems to be weird timing as Fitzmagic is playing lights out and they're 3-3. They may have decided prior to the season started to make Tua the starter after the bye, regardless of what was happening. Can't hurt that it may also deflate their record...

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Cool, cool, cool.

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Related to L-Jam's question: What if you removed Adam Gase and Gregg Williams from the Jets and replaced them with a league average head coach and defensive coordinator?

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mister d wrote: ↑
Tue Oct 20, 2020 8:53 am

Meg Whitman sucks so, so much (ran Hewlett Packard into the ground while flailing around California's political circles). John Kasich defunded Planned Parenthood.

Shit like this is why Biden gets so much grief.

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A couple quotes from an article on Oct 10: Some Republicans on Friday worried Trump’s reaction would hurt him in a state he’s trying desperately to win on Nov. 3. And Michigan Republicans critical of Trump expressed disbelief at state GOP leaders’ failure to call out, or even mildly chide, Trump. “I...

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While we moved out of LA seven years ago, I fall back on this regarding Trump rallies in Huntington Beach and Beverly Hills. 1. Huntington Beach is in Orange County, sometimes called the Orange Curtain due to its more conservative leanings. It's not really LA at all. 2. Looking at some photos of tha...

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Bears winning in spite of Matt Nagy. He's better than the dregs of NFL coaches, but he is probably in the bottom third. Poor time management, time out usage, play calling. Really running the whole gamut.

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Dropping hot fire.

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L-Jam3 wrote: ↑
Sat Oct 17, 2020 9:08 am
“A WHORE LIVES IN YOUR BUILDING!!”

I'M GOING TO TELL EVERYBODY IN THIS BUILDING THAT IN 2R, BIN LADIN, YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A WHORE!

IS THIS THE SUPERINTENDENT?... YES, SIR, I WOULD LIKE YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU HAVE A WHORE LIVING IN 2R. BIN LADIN, NOOR BIN LADIN.

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She looks like someone else Ray Liotta fucked in "Goodfellas".

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tennbengal wrote: ↑
Thu Oct 15, 2020 10:58 pm
Shirley's internet alter-ego is correct. This makes me laugh. Every time:

Tomorrow is nine years on Twitter with one avatar. Starting to think I need to change it.

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I got a call back from the drug trial i missed earlier in the summer. Enrolled. Monday am. Thanks to wi-fi, I imagine it will be a lot less tedious when I did one about 20 years ago (I got the placebo!). You have intravenous WiFi or some shit up there? The drug trial I did pre-dated wi-fi as a stan...

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So, about as happy as you'd expect.

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Sabo wrote: ↑
Thu Oct 15, 2020 11:58 am
I did see a pretty outstanding yard sign yesterday. It read:

Presidents are temporary. Wu-Tang is forever.

Motherfucker, you're half a block away and don't text?

(This also confirms you're off twitter.)

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HaulCitgo wrote: ↑
Thu Oct 15, 2020 2:37 pm
I got a call back from the drug trial i missed earlier in the summer. Enrolled. Monday am.

Thanks to wi-fi, I imagine it will be a lot less tedious when I did one about 20 years ago (I got the placebo!).

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I'll take a photo of all the non-white club members.

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Here are two disasters of emails we got a couple weeks ago from the elementary school art teacher: Hello parents and students for the 3rd time, haha, it was a bit crazy yesterday, don't you agree? :) So I finally found out (that thank goodness it wasn't my fault, PHEWWWW), that the art course wasn't...

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Gunpowder wrote: ↑
Wed Oct 14, 2020 3:56 pm
PLUS I have to worry about my own retirement.

If you just accept now that there will be no retirement, it's easier.

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Speaking of the Lincoln Project, I was wondering what they were going to do if Trump died. Considering they are all establishment GOP guys, were they going to take all of that money and start pumping it into supporting a potential GOP replacement for Trump? Would have been the greatest ploy ever to...

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brian wrote: ↑
Wed Oct 14, 2020 12:03 pm
My wife and I don't exchange gifts any more -- not even for Christmas.

I negotiated this well before we got married so that we could save for "grown up" stuff (new furniture on up to down payment on house and on) instead of buying each other a bunch of stuff we don't really need.

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The moment that you start just giving family members generic gift cards or checks is the moment you should stop exchanging gifts with that family member for holidays and birthdays. Meaningful gift cards with thought or specific experiences, okay...will give you a pass, but if you just cut a check b...

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This is Syracuse's new starting QB (due to injury). He's pursuing a master's, has survived cancer, and can do this:

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I started a tradition last year and I'm having trouble figuring out a way to replicate it but I sat out with margs for the adults and treats for the kids last year in my Joel from MST3K costume. Guess Corona is gonna ruin that too. Do kids get to have Halloween this year or is another chalk it up t...

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Giff wrote: ↑
Tue Oct 13, 2020 2:39 pm
I was favored in my two leagues by a combined 35 points. Didn't get within 10 in either.

Couldn't get over the fucking total in one of them, either.

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I refuse to believe any of those people were not paid for their appearance. If you live in Beverly Hills and are Republican, you are not going to shit like that.

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L-Jam3 wrote: ↑
Mon Oct 12, 2020 7:38 pm
Taysom Hill adds nothing.

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Speaking of Detroit, why haven't they fired their coach and hired Gallant already? After Bobby Ryan signed, he had this quote (although it was never clarified if this was his discussion with Yzerman/front office or on the call he had with Dylan Larkin about playing for the team): “I did ask, I said...

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Obi-Juan's Jam arrived on Friday, which was perfect timing since my wife was taking the kids to her step-mother's for the long weekend. I didn't get a chance to try it out until yesterday morning. Strawberries and habaneros pictured on the label, so that's what I expected and that's what was deliver...

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Pitt's Alex Kessman made a school record 58-yard FG on the last play of regulation to send their game with Boston College to overtime.

Then, he honked an extra point to force the game to a second overtime, sending the Panthers to defeat.

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Pruitt wrote: ↑
Fri Oct 09, 2020 10:43 am
The Toy Hall Of Fame looks like an amazing place.

https://www.museumofplay.org/

Even has the greatest video game of all time - Robotron

In one of her first jobs out of college, my wife painted the Sesame Street display there.

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My father claimed that Ford doctored the ball. Ford didn't disagree... Ford described his illicit behavior as concession to age: "I didn't begin cheating until late in my career, when I needed something to help me survive. I didn't cheat when I won the twenty-five games in 1961. I don't want anybod...

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