The Swamp

DSafetyGuy

On each of the last two days, their have been reports in the Chicago media about the Bears having interest in signing Kareem Hunt.

Please, no.

DSafetyGuy

So, anyone else ever ask a woman born with only one arm if they can give her a hand?

DSafetyGuy

I like my tie.

DSafetyGuy

Pagano is the Bears' new defensive coordinator.

DSafetyGuy

Pruitt wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 11, 2019 5:52 pm
Bruce Allen to remain as Redskins president, will have expanded role on business side

I guess nothing succeeds like failure.

It seems the key is, when you get high enough up the ladder, hang onto a weapon long enough to still stab all your underlings in the back.

DSafetyGuy

Yes, actually. The "white" jab kinda sucks at the Bengals, who have been diversity hiring for quite awhile now. Bieneimy had some off-field stuff that in the me too era is kinda a potential problem. So did Joseph. I wholeheartedly agree that it sucks that a team that has been run by a minority head...

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Yep.

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Pruitt wrote: ↑
Thu Jan 10, 2019 8:04 pm

You posted something calling them "man food" to defend them. Points are automatically deducted for that.

And tots are terrible at least 90% of the time because they are cooked poorly.

DSafetyGuy

So, Tucson is pursuing being the Raiders' home for next season.

That sounds just bizarre enough for me to enjoy.

DSafetyGuy

Motley Crue, "Girls Girls Girls".

DSafetyGuy

I hope the Broncos take Munchak.

DSafetyGuy

Rink's
Cook's (replaced Rink's)
Hill's

All department stores like a Kmart. Cook's holds a special place in my heart for the 1984 Fleer rack packs for $1.

DSafetyGuy

Reportedly, Matt LaFleur will be the Packers' new coach. This one goes out to GPJ:

DSafetyGuy

Yeah, not a lot of local interest in Alabama vs. Clemson out here. So many other things for people to blow their money on, here, and college football isn't the biggest deal for the locals. Neither Stanford or Cal sell out their games with any regularity. Not to mention that it rained all weekend an...

DSafetyGuy

BTW Nagy mangled the end-game there and is skating on it. By not calling a timeout after the Eagles' first down play on their last set of downs and saving 35-40 seconds? ETA: It appears the time out should have been after the Eagles got the first-and-goal, not after first down. Right. Cost him abou...

DSafetyGuy

Incidentally, Cody Parkey will almost certainly be a Bear next season. Cutting him would be over $5 million in dead money and they have less than $20 million in space already. Maybe it wasn't a good idea to give a guy who had never gotten above the league minimum two fully guaranteed years for a tot...

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Gunpowder wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:37 am
BTW Nagy mangled the end-game there and is skating on it.

By not calling a timeout after the Eagles' first down play on their last set of downs and saving 35-40 seconds?

ETA: It appears the time out should have been after the Eagles got the first-and-goal, not after first down.

DSafetyGuy

Since Gould, the all-time leading scorer in Bears' history, was cut (one year, $3 million left on his deal at the time), Bears kickers have collectively gone 57/75 on field goals. Gould is 82/85, including 33/34 this season. One of the kickers in that time was Connor Barth, who colossal moron John F...

DSafetyGuy

By the way, Parkey hit the uprights four times in one game this season. Not even surprised.

DSafetyGuy

It's just easier to do it this way....

DSafetyGuy

Reports on the Twitter that Tom Thibodeau has been fired by the Timberwolves.

DSafetyGuy

I've reached the point of the game where I'm looking at contract statuses on Spotrac and trying to figure out trade partners for Jordan Howard (Tampa Bay, Houston, maybe Buffalo). Trubisky needs to take about three steps forward next year or the window will close quickly due to the lack of high draf...

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EnochRoot wrote: ↑
Sun Jan 06, 2019 4:18 pm

DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑
Sun Jan 06, 2019 4:18 pm
I'm stunned by an actual pass play. Ravens will have about 45 seconds after the punt.
That took balls of steel. Rivers to Gates. Why not.

I know that's rhetorical.

DSafetyGuy

I'm stunned by an actual pass play. Ravens will have about 45 seconds after the punt.

DSafetyGuy

degenerasian wrote: ↑
Sun Jan 06, 2019 4:15 pm
Are the Chargers really going to run the ball 3 times and give it back?

Were they ever not going to run three times to kill the clock as much as possible? And they're gonna run on 3rd and 18 or whatever this is after the holding call to get the clock running as much as possible before punting.

DSafetyGuy

Seahawks would have won that game with a better QB like Jameis Winston At the risk of starting another fuss - can I just say that Brian Schottenheimer should be unemployed as of tomorrow. That was horrendous to watch. For most of the first half, it seemed like he was fired last night, then hired by...

DSafetyGuy

I love that twitter video clip of Mike D'Antoni just laughing when someone asked him about Harden taking 23 threes the other night. (I just searched and couldn't find it.)

DSafetyGuy

EnochRoot wrote: ↑
Sun Jan 06, 2019 9:49 am

Pruitt wrote: ↑
Sun Jan 06, 2019 8:34 am
Woman Who'd Been In Vegetative State For A Decade Gives Birth
Yeah pretty sure I saw this episode of Law & Order. The patient’s mother orchestrated it all so that she could have a granddaughter.

You did.

DSafetyGuy

Johnnie wrote: ↑
Thu Jan 03, 2019 10:34 pm
Someone on Reddit called them "Alt Right Said Fred."

I saw a tweet saying this is the police department team that loses the charity basketball game to the fire department, 67-14.

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DSafetyGuy

I think if you tried to put Vegas in anything called Heritage in a Canadian game, there would be an armed revolt. Besides I assume we're a lock for the 2021 WC since it's unlikely the Raiders will need that stadium in the first week of January. I was thinking the same thing, but have they played th...

DSafetyGuy

Interesting. I'm guessing a redraft goes exactly the same 1-2, but what about after that? Darnold doesn't feel like a classic lol Jets pick, but he doesn't feel like a HOFer either. Jets probably stick with Darnold, Cleveland might stick with Ward but I could see them wanting Derwin James instead, ...

DSafetyGuy

Ryan Clark is a fan.

DSafetyGuy

Are we sure Dungy was good in this "one of the top ten of the last decade" way? Obviously, he was the architect of a superior defense in Tampa, but could never get over the hump with them (Gruden rode the defense and DVOA's #20 offense to a ring the year after Dungy left - and the defense was signif...

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A_B wrote: ↑
Mon Dec 31, 2018 12:16 pm
6 and 28. 28 cause im stupid.

28, because I know how to cross the street and don't wait for the walk light, if at all possible.

DSafetyGuy

Black Monday has claimed Adam Gase, Vance Joseph, and Todd Bowles (although he got the axe last night - ETA: so did Dirk Koetter). Steve Wilks has told the Cardinals' staff he is gone, bit no announcement yet. Raiders have reportedly hired Mike Mayock as GM. Congrats to NFL Network's draft guru for ...

DSafetyGuy

Nice to see Oklahoma really started talking shit down 21-0 in the first quarter. Usually, that is a winning strategy.

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brian wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 27, 2018 4:22 pm
How does Jennifer Garner manage to be the worst part of every single movie she’s in?

Ben Affleck rubbed off.

DSafetyGuy

Kitchens was previously on Bruce Arians' coaching staff in Arizona. Arians mentioned this season the only job he would come back to take is the Browns. Arians also said if hired by the Browns he would definitely keep Kitchens as the OC and would consider keeping Williams as the DC. That has to be a...

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