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That tweet was about two minutes old when I saw it and the responses at that point were overwhelmingly in favor of the price extracted from the Caps, but that was to be expected from the team account (#Yzerplan is still terrible, although the actual plan gives plenty of reason for optimism). Wings h...

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Did not expect Mantha to get traded.

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I would suggest "Action Jackson" if we are looking for an 80's action movie.

The original version of "The Longest Yard" could also be fun.

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Gayze at the Meathouse.

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Former ESPN'er Adnan Virk will be the new voice of WWE "Raw".

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Almost everyone else in the Swamp whenever the "things that make you feel old" thread gets bumped.

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Beefy Frank Jackson, I've heard that DonSafetyGuy may be available if you want him to come cut a vicious promo on someone.

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Former NFL Player Phillip Adams Had Medication Taken Away, Possibly Suffering From CTE Prior to Killing 5 People In an interview with Alex Giles of WBTV News, U.S. Rep. Ralph Norman explained that Lesslie had treated Adams and stopped prescribing him an undisclosed medication. “Did you say that he ...

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Bump.

Encillata sauce.

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rass wrote: ↑
Fri Apr 09, 2021 7:12 am
Wife's clinic has been suggesting people not proactively load up beforehand, and then take ibuprofen if/when needed afterward.

Also been suggesting to abstain from alcohol...

This would tie in with what I've anecdotally heard about making sure you are hydrated to ease any symptoms.

DSafetyGuy

By the way, thanks to everyone for tolerating me through tonight's show.

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Speaking of which, we're out of inventory on movies here, so need some bangers if we're gonna go for another five or six weeks until the summer. Throw some out there. I have a couple of ideas that I'll post later or tomorrow depending on which directions we want to go. I've had these waiting in the...

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Guess I paid this post off.

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Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑
Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:50 pm
Feels like they just got bored and decided to resolve all the subplots in the aftermath of the game.

I assume one of these is Pam is admitted to a mental institution for schizophrenia, brought on by being sexually assaulted by her drama instructor.

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The funny part is if you look on the internet, it's very "Mythbusted".

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Rewind and watch as Scott's dad is coming down the stands.

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Okay, so the last shot of the celebration before the credits start (spoiler alert, since we've never seen this movie before)... It's a shot of Scott, his dad, and Boof. Look in the upper left corner of the shot. There's a person who stands up and... his pants are unbuttoned and unzipped. If you watc...

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And here is where Amin's theory has its finishing kick: They win the game because Scott refuses to be the "black guy", winning by playing "the right way" - passing the ball, drawing charges, hustle plays.

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Nice "Police Academy" t-shirt on that guy in the stands.

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Mick should have played on the other team in "Youngblood".

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And the "black" guy resorts to violence, turning people against him.

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I want to know why Boof is wearing flats to this dance... other than Fox is 5'4".

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It takes entirely too long for everyone to get this crappy dance he does.

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Boof should have just asked, "Do you like the wolf?"

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It's fun to think of Michael J. Fox as the biggest teen heartthrob in the world 35 years ago while having absolutely zero muscle tone.

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brian wrote: ↑
Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:18 pm
I never understood why Mick lives in this small, shitty town but goes to a different high school? A private school maybe?

Maybe his prison record prevented him from being a Beaver.

DSafetyGuy

"Your mama used to steal chickens from the backyard."

Amin cites "mama" as an out-of-place term to underscore the white v. black.

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And now, white woman is throwing himself at him for reasons of stereotyped sexual prowess.

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I haven't heard every detail of Amin's theory (just quick versions twice), but I am sure the fact that this play is set on a planation is a part of it.

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And Pam is suddenly interested in him.

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Hey, look, Scott's just himself and no one cares to stop him in the halls.

And a white guy is exploiting his talents for financial gain.

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brian wrote: ↑
Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:12 pm
OK, the one other black dude at the school breakdancing with him sold your point.

It keeps going, so... just give me a little rope.

DSafetyGuy

Amin continues - Scott breakdances and everyone loves it.

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Scott is completely buying into being a jock now, wearing his lettermen's jacket while he never did before.

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Okay. So, Amin's primary theory is this movie is the white man's fetishization of being a black man. Scott transforms into "a black man" and suddenly becomes an amazing basketball player with all the "fancy" play that goes with it - dunks, behind the back passes, all the style over substance. And, ...

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Okay.

So, Amin's primary theory is this movie is the white man's fetishization of being a black man. Scott transforms into "a black man" and suddenly becomes an amazing basketball player with all the "fancy" play that goes with it - dunks, behind the back passes, all the style over substance.

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And why is Scot shooting a 1-and-1 two seconds into the game? Or was that an intentional foul?

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Why is Pam at this game?

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I feel like the second half of this movie is a lot shittier than the first half. There's probably a much better movie in here somewhere. Don't worry, Amin's theory about how this movie is very racist kicks in real soon; I haven't been sandbagging it. For whatever it's worth, it can't be any worse t...

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