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A_B wrote:What the fuck man.

OK, thats it.....I'm trying to help here and for some reason even that pisses you off...I'm done with this fucking board..see you.

LewP

Jesus. Trump led the charge to claim Obama shouldn't even be president because he is Kenyan. You are full of shit.

Screw you....

You don't even understand my point dumbass... I never claimed Trump was ok with Obama....I said everone else..i.e. the rest of the freaking nation, accepted it...as in ...

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I need a formula to convert a column of numbers to 60% of those numbers. I was thinking =(*.6) but it doesn't want to hear it.

Input Variables --
Sample Proportion (p-bar) 0.43 <-- Input the appropriate number for your situation
Sample Size (n) 100 <-- Input the appropriate number for your ...

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Hey!

I have a column of items. What is the formula to just add all the numbers on the left? In this example the total should be 483669
I tried to use sumif and left but I can't figure out the array because the numbers are a different number of digits.

1 USCRUDEOIL OCT 14
1 COPPER DEC 14
5 CORN ...

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Sabo wrote:Guys, please settle down. There is no reason for anyone to make personal attacks on another Swamper. It's fine to disagree but keep it civil.

</removes moderator hat>

Thank you Sabo.

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Shirley wrote:Any of you guys know of a good, free (ideally) Monte-Carlo tool for Excel? I know I can build a simulation by hand, but I'd rather use a friendly tool.

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Lew, you're fucking wrong in all matters of your bullshit on this topic. Completely, utterly, and pathetically wrong. And posting out of context memes without the slightest hint of critical thinking in a serious way is fucking stupid.

Absolutely laughable that you allege that people from your ...

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The hell out of here with that ignorance. Trump ran on the fact a black guy (from Africa!?!?!) was flyover country's president. He ran on fear and loathing.

And he won!

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"What part of your assertion that "everyone accepted the fact" that Obama was their President is consistent with the fact that the guy who was just elected President (and you apparently supported) literally started his involvement in politics by questioning the legitimacy of Obama's Presidency?"

I ...

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Actually, this chart wasn't needed back then. Everyone accepted the fact.
Come on. This is mind numbingly stupid. Trump himself spent years arguing that Obama was born in Kenya and thus ineligible for the presidency.

Surely you realize he had an agenda right? And besides, that was Trump. He, nor ...

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Actually, this chart wasn't needed back then. Everyone accepted the fact.

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I saw this video on the new Cowboys practice facility, The Star, and thought I would share.

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Congrats Pudge!!!

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This is better evidence than anything Trump did that I truly don't understand a good majority (in terms of surface area) of this country.

I don't think Trump knows where Texas is.

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That is crazy!

What do tickets cost to a game at Texas A & M?

PRICING

Will there be an increase for 2017 ticket and seat donation pricing, renewed and new seats?

There will be no increase in ticket prices for the 2017 season.
There will be no increase in annual seat donations for the 2017 ...

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As currently constituted, Trump says, NATO is ill-suited to combating international terrorism, which is for him the world’s “single biggest threat”. He especially objects to the US footing so much of the bill, saying that other allies should “pay up or get out”, and refuses to see the US as the ...

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Amazing how this wasn't listed.

http://cdn-s3.si.com/s3fs-public/styles/marquee_large_2x/public/2015/08/28/kyle-field-marquee.jpg

Texas A&M's redone Kyle Field is now largest in SEC, full of new amenities

Some Texas A&M officials felt 92,000 was enough. Not for Chancellor John Sharp. This ...

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Brontoburglar wrote:Lew is the wlu_lax of random Cowboy posts

I don't know what that means.

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Here's a good video of Michael Irvin interviewing Jerry Jones. This interview took place at Jerry's office at the new Cowboy's practice facility. "The Star."

I personally can't stand Jones, but I do give him his dues as a business man.
Anyway, here ya go.

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Great game. Congrats to the Packers.

The bottom line is it was a great season for the Cowboys and it was a lot of fun watching them this year. I think we have a good base to work on, and look forward to next year. I just hope Witten comes back.

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Police seeking vehicle that purposely ran over, killed man in South Dallas

http://www.dallasnews.com/news/crime/20 ... uth-dallas

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sancarlos wrote:My wife does the slash through zeros and sevens, too. Isn't that a military and/or Brit/Euro thing?

That's where I learned it. Southeastern Signal School. Ft. Gordon Ga.

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Pruitt wrote:Then Vegas took a bath tonight.

Funny how the Pats and the house always win though.

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Ryan wrote:It's Trophi

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Lombardi_Trophy

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Geeeze, I can't believe this game got so much publicity and press. Did anyone really think Houston had a chance in this game? Oh by the way, I have a bridge in the desert I need to sell.

I suppose at least the Texans can buy a ticket and go watch the Cowboys take home the Lombardy Trophy.

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Just so we're clear and that I can properly understand you:

Are you off-handedly implying that the consternation over Russia tilting the scales of our presidential election is laughable, and that the concerted voice of our ...

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You gotta link the whole url. If you're ever unsure, hit the preview button. It helps.

Thanks Johnnie. Yes, I hit the preview button, and I see the results, but I still didn't know how to "fix" it, so I just said screw it, and posted it anyways. I really like The Swamp, but asking simple ...

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I wonder if the Patriot Nation ever gets tired of winning.

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https://twitter.com/FightNowAmerica/sta ... 2394011648

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A_B wrote:I guess Brian is homeless.

I think he's just without electricity.

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Wasn't there some discussion this week here in the Swamp about how deficient the offensive line was for Green Bay? (drops mike)

http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/16549/lane-taylor

I hope the Giants have a nice off season.

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