The Swamp

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Who do we fuck next?

Rest in peace, legend!

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Today is the 10th anniversary of my vasectomy. Viva vas deferens!

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Yossel the Hassid is in London on business. It's now one hour to shabbos and he's all dressed up in his shabbos clothes ready to go to a local shul.

He takes the lift to the ground floor and walks towards the exit, as he reaches the reception area he sees a stunning British Airways hostess with ...

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A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust ...

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Has "Gunpowder Jones" written all over it.

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In case you ever thought, "I wonder what The Wiggles on acid would look like?"

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I'm in a free fantasy hockey league, and I'm looking for free, relatively reliable 2014-2015 rankings. I have no idea what I'm doing.

Would you guys go Lundquist 1, Nash 2, St. Louis 3, McDonagh 4?

What do you use?

(Thanks)

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It’s Just My Luck To Lose Thousands At The Blackjack Tables Every Night For The Past Few Weeks

Let’s face it: Every now and then, you catch a bad break for the entire month of August and most of September.

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Gunpowder Jones - Fuck Kranepool

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And Chuck Knoblauch throws yet another one into the 15th row.

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Gunpowder wrote:... everybody knows somebody that has one.

The Sybian wrote:... I can't think of any who admitted to a DUI.

Then it's you.

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What’s the difference between an epileptic clamdigger and a prostitute with diarrhea?

The clamdigger shucks between fits.

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Orange was a curious choice.

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In 323 at-bats against Tom Glavine, John Smoltz, Pedro Martinez and Greg Maddux, Tony Gwynn struck out a total of 3 times.

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The Mets can't escape mediocrity even on this list.

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Vegas has:

LAK: -150
NYR: +130

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Let's Go (BLLAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGPH) Rangers!

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Praise sweet baby jesus in a manger.
The Mets released Jose Valverde, Sandy Alderson announced after Monday’s game.

Valverde surrendered four earned runs in Monday’s game. He entered with the Mets leading 2-1.

He posted a 5.66 ERA, with two saves, over 20 innings.

Vic Black is expected to be ...

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Valverde, with a great way to honor our fallen heroes.

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Tom 1860 wrote:I can also think of three of others who likely don't make the HOF (Eli Manning)

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Wait. You were serious?

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Astros Prospect's First Home Run Of Season Caught By His Dad

WATFO?

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LOL Briere and his one-cuntsmanship.

(Stepan's injury) seems a little fishy to me. It seems like a game.

Ryan McDonagh is a great defenseman but I've never seen a guy slash this much since Chris Pronger.

I can't wait for game 4.

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Head games.

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Houston under 7.5

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I'm not going to touch this year's overs/unders with a 10-foot goat pecker.

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He'll be back to 1/0/-3 in no time.

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Perv.

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a231/68725 ...

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mister d wrote:I'm in full pre-puke mode.

I, too, am ready to sell the Buick.

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Or Lundquist is just 77.3% better at water bottle antics than Thornton.

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[Thornton] was fined $2,820.52, the maximum permitted under the CBA, with the money going to the Players’ Emergency Assistance Fund.
[Lundqvist] has been fined $5,000 for unsportsmanlike conduct during Game 6 of the Second Round Stanley Cup Playoffs series against the Pittsburgh Penguins.

Let ...

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A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That ...

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That's an odd spot for an aileron roll.

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AB_skin_test wrote:Why do you know so many Browns' fans?

I worked for a Miamisburg, OH-based company for 12 years. Population sample:

Buckeyes fans - 95%
Browns fans - 5%
Bengals fans - 0%

(I don't think they needed to move up on either pick)

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The Giants take a WR3 in a WR-deep draft and the Cowboys take the T the Giants should have taken. Fuck.

Texting with a few Browns' fans last night produced a couple of gems:

I'm a Steelers' fan now!

The only way I could hate Johnny Manziel more is if he was black.

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I thank you all immensely.
Kranepool must be pretty dumb if we came up with two effective solutions in minutes.
You have no idea.

One of my direct reports - who's worked for me for years through two different companies - sent me a summary of some Chik-Fil-A leadercast thingy recently and we had ...

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In a large table, I have a list with thousands of clients, 200 different products and revenue associated for each line.

If the Product is A, B, or E, I need to divide the revenue by 3. Otherwise, I need to leave the value as-is.

I've tried ISNUMBER, MATCH, IF, and I'm just blanking after a very ...

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Is there a bigger bitch than Carlos Gomez?

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