Today is the 10th anniversary of my vasectomy. Viva vas deferens!
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- Thu Apr 02, 2020 10:45 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: SACK TRICK!!!
- Replies: 236
- Views: 9819
Re: JOKES
Yossel the Hassid is in London on business. It's now one hour to shabbos and he's all dressed up in his shabbos clothes ready to go to a local shul. He takes the lift to the ground floor and walks towards the exit, as he reaches the reception area he sees a stunning British Airways hostess with blon...
Re: JOKES
A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, &quo...
- Mon Dec 22, 2014 10:42 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Swamp 6 Link Dump Extravaganza
- Replies: 1439
- Views: 112097
Re: Swamp 6 Link Dump Extravaganza
Has "Gunpowder Jones" written all over it.
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- Fri Sep 26, 2014 10:39 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Random Videos
- Replies: 1995
- Views: 211445
Re: Random Videos
In case you ever thought, "I wonder what The Wiggles on acid would look like?"
- Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:23 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Swamp Fantasy Hockey 2014-2015
- Replies: 56
- Views: 6377
Re: Swamp Fantasy Hockey 2014-2015
I'm in a free fantasy hockey league, and I'm looking for free, relatively reliable 2014-2015 rankings. I have no idea what I'm doing.
Would you guys go Lundquist 1, Nash 2, St. Louis 3, McDonagh 4?
What do you use?
(Thanks)
Would you guys go Lundquist 1, Nash 2, St. Louis 3, McDonagh 4?
What do you use?
(Thanks)
- Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:14 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Temporary (Still?) Onion Thread
- Replies: 110
- Views: 10930
Re: Temporary (Still?) Onion Thread
It’s Just My Luck To Lose Thousands At The Blackjack Tables Every Night For The Past Few Weeks
Let’s face it: Every now and then, you catch a bad break for the entire month of August and most of September.
- Tue Aug 26, 2014 6:31 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Hypothetical Worst Mixtape Ever ...
- Replies: 234
- Views: 8895
Re: Hypothetical Worst Mixtape Ever ...
Gunpowder Jones - Fuck Kranepool
- Thu Jul 24, 2014 6:52 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Athletes breaking laws and beating women
- Replies: 164
- Views: 12895
Re: Athletes breaking laws and beating women
And Chuck Knoblauch throws yet another one into the 15th row.
- Sun Jul 06, 2014 9:45 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL Offseason Thread
- Replies: 809
- Views: 47534
Re: NFL Offseason Thread
Gunpowder wrote:... everybody knows somebody that has one.
Then it's you.The Sybian wrote:... I can't think of any who admitted to a DUI.
Re: JOKES
What’s the difference between an epileptic clamdigger and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The clamdigger shucks between fits.
The clamdigger shucks between fits.
- Fri Jul 04, 2014 6:30 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: What the fuck is wrong with people (thread)
- Replies: 1059
- Views: 66072
Re: What the fuck is wrong with people (thread)
Orange was a curious choice.
- Fri Jul 04, 2014 8:27 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Happy Independence Day, America!
- Replies: 10
- Views: 945
- Mon Jun 16, 2014 12:50 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Tony Gwynn
- Replies: 33
- Views: 1749
Re: Tony Gwynn
!In 323 at-bats against Tom Glavine, John Smoltz, Pedro Martinez and Greg Maddux, Tony Gwynn struck out a total of 3 times.
- Fri Jun 13, 2014 2:35 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: MLB June 2014
- Replies: 49
- Views: 2618
Re: MLB June 2014
The Mets can't escape mediocrity even on this list.
- Mon Jun 02, 2014 7:33 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: OFFICIAL 2014 NHL Playoffs Thread
- Replies: 263
- Views: 13727
Re: OFFICIAL 2014 NHL Playoffs Thread
Vegas has:
LAK: -150
NYR: +130
LAK: -150
NYR: +130
- Fri May 30, 2014 9:18 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: OFFICIAL 2014 NHL Playoffs Thread
- Replies: 263
- Views: 13727
- Thu May 29, 2014 6:55 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: OFFICIAL 2014 NHL Playoffs Thread
- Replies: 263
- Views: 13727
Re: OFFICIAL 2014 NHL Playoffs Thread
Let's Go (BLLAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGPH) Rangers!
- Mon May 26, 2014 4:31 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: MLB May 2014
- Replies: 147
- Views: 6111
Re: MLB May 2014
Praise sweet baby jesus in a manger. The Mets released Jose Valverde, Sandy Alderson announced after Monday’s game. Valverde surrendered four earned runs in Monday’s game. He entered with the Mets leading 2-1. He posted a 5.66 ERA, with two saves, over 20 innings. Vic Black is expected to be called ...
- Mon May 26, 2014 4:02 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: MLB May 2014
- Replies: 147
- Views: 6111
Re: MLB May 2014
Valverde, with a great way to honor our fallen heroes.
- Mon May 26, 2014 10:56 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Joe Namath - HOF - Can someone explain why please?
- Replies: 12
- Views: 1066
Re: Joe Namath - HOF - Can someone explain why please?
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA!!!!!Tom 1860 wrote:I can also think of three of others who likely don't make the HOF (Eli Manning)
Wait. You were serious?
- Sun May 25, 2014 12:47 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Swamp 6 Link Dump Extravaganza
- Replies: 1439
- Views: 112097
- Sat May 24, 2014 8:41 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: OFFICIAL 2014 NHL Playoffs Thread
- Replies: 263
- Views: 13727
Re: OFFICIAL 2014 NHL Playoffs Thread
LOL Briere and his one-cuntsmanship.
(Stepan's injury) seems a little fishy to me. It seems like a game.
I can't wait for game 4.Ryan McDonagh is a great defenseman but I've never seen a guy slash this much since Chris Pronger.
- Sat May 24, 2014 11:42 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: MLB May 2014
- Replies: 147
- Views: 6111
- Mon May 19, 2014 11:59 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL Offseason Thread
- Replies: 809
- Views: 47534
Re: NFL Offseason Thread
Houston under 7.5
- Mon May 19, 2014 11:58 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL Offseason Thread
- Replies: 809
- Views: 47534
Re: NFL Offseason Thread
I'm not going to touch this year's overs/unders with a 10-foot goat pecker.
- Sun May 18, 2014 8:03 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: OFFICIAL 2014 NHL Playoffs Thread
- Replies: 263
- Views: 13727
Re: OFFICIAL 2014 NHL Playoffs Thread
He'll be back to 1/0/-3 in no time.
- Fri May 16, 2014 5:52 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Images (now possibly NSFW)
- Replies: 2148
- Views: 293463
Re: Images (now possibly NSFW)
[media]https://videos-b-11.ak.instagram.com/hphotos-ak-prn/10361768_1396499603969951_81493245_n.mp4[/media] Right click anywhere on the empty real estate, "View Source" Look for the *.mp4 link put {media} and {/media} tags around that link. Perv. http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a231/6872...
- Tue May 13, 2014 4:29 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: OFFICIAL 2014 NHL Playoffs Thread
- Replies: 263
- Views: 13727
Re: OFFICIAL 2014 NHL Playoffs Thread
I, too, am ready to sell the Buick.mister d wrote:I'm in full pre-puke mode.
- Mon May 12, 2014 7:39 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: OFFICIAL 2014 NHL Playoffs Thread
- Replies: 263
- Views: 13727
Re: OFFICIAL 2014 NHL Playoffs Thread
Or Lundquist is just 77.3% better at water bottle antics than Thornton.
- Mon May 12, 2014 7:36 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: OFFICIAL 2014 NHL Playoffs Thread
- Replies: 263
- Views: 13727
Re: OFFICIAL 2014 NHL Playoffs Thread
[Thornton] was fined $2,820.52, the maximum permitted under the CBA, with the money going to the Players’ Emergency Assistance Fund. [Lundqvist] has been fined $5,000 for unsportsmanlike conduct during Game 6 of the Second Round Stanley Cup Playoffs series against the Pittsburgh Penguins. Let that ...
Re: JOKES
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress ...
- Sat May 10, 2014 8:27 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Random Videos
- Replies: 1995
- Views: 211445
Re: Random Videos
That's an odd spot for an aileron roll.
- Fri May 09, 2014 7:09 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: OFFICIAL 2014 NFL Draft Thread
- Replies: 139
- Views: 6191
Re: OFFICIAL 2014 NFL Draft Thread
I worked for a Miamisburg, OH-based company for 12 years. Population sample:AB_skin_test wrote:Why do you know so many Browns' fans?
Buckeyes fans - 95%
Browns fans - 5%
Bengals fans - 0%
(I don't think they needed to move up on either pick)
- Fri May 09, 2014 6:31 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: OFFICIAL 2014 NFL Draft Thread
- Replies: 139
- Views: 6191
Re: OFFICIAL 2014 NFL Draft Thread
The Giants take a WR3 in a WR-deep draft and the Cowboys take the T the Giants should have taken. Fuck.
Texting with a few Browns' fans last night produced a couple of gems:
Texting with a few Browns' fans last night produced a couple of gems:
I'm a Steelers' fan now!
The only way I could hate Johnny Manziel more is if he was black.
Re: Excel
I thank you all immensely. Kranepool must be pretty dumb if we came up with two effective solutions in minutes. You have no idea. One of my direct reports - who's worked for me for years through two different companies - sent me a summary of some Chik-Fil-A leadercast thingy recently and we had the ...
Re: Excel
In a large table, I have a list with thousands of clients, 200 different products and revenue associated for each line. If the Product is A, B, or E, I need to divide the revenue by 3. Otherwise, I need to leave the value as-is. I've tried ISNUMBER, MATCH, IF, and I'm just blanking after a very long...
- Sun Apr 20, 2014 2:50 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: MLB March/April 2014
- Replies: 205
- Views: 7440
Re: MLB March/April 2014
Is there a bigger bitch than Carlos Gomez?
- Thu Apr 17, 2014 3:06 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: MLB March/April 2014
- Replies: 205
- Views: 7440
Re: MLB March/April 2014
Mo Vaughn. Or this guy.Rex wrote:Trivia:
Mariano Rivera had his #42 retired late last year. Who is the only other player who is not Jackie Robinson and who had the number 42 retired by an MLB team?