The Swamp

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Basically you can either let them keep running your players or you can pull a Graves on Parise or Suter's wrist and see if they decide its not worth it to continue that path. Its so dumb.

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The first gift I ever gave Missus D was a grocery store gift card. Probably $25. That's my suggestion because I've never heard of it failing.

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Actually, surprised you haven't heard, Matt Cooke is reformed and that means you're supposed to pretend nothing he ever did previously can be held against him. He's pretty much a new player with a blank slate that should still be blank after tonight because he's a new player.

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Skills: Problem solving

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The bird that I thought was helping the smaller bird on my front lawn was not helping it at all. Some birds are cannibals.

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So why didn't you just become a server?

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No idea. Scotch ale is an always pass for me.

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Tip half on pickup because you're dealing with half the people, cooks but not servers.

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I like how no one seems to take issue with 23 year old Gerrit Cole starting shit by lecturing 28 year old Carlos Gomez.

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Trap Rock just put a relatively solid IPA on (Desperado) after having relatively terrible ones. Lack of high chairs costs them Mister D business.

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It kind of was charging. And a hit to the head. And probably interference.

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I don't think I could walk 3 miles post-beerfest without peeing.

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Agreed. If I call Gary's Plumbing and Gary comes out, no tip. If not Gary does, tip.

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You can park in our driveway. Its a nice driveway.

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Well, there was a call and it was a major so help was allowed. That's what I'm asking, did the refs consult the videoboard (or fans) or did a linesman who didn't have his head up his ass rush in w/ the call?

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I didn't see the game, just the video afterwards. Was it a late ref call or did a linesman come in to help? Either way, I have trouble getting too worked up over an obviously right call being made, especially in that instance.

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On the flipside, did anyone else watch the Rangers game yesterday. I'm still curious how, post-whistle, Simmonds boarding Dorsett and Hartnell taking down D. Moore and punching him was offsetting 4:00s for the teams. Just a matter of "c'mon, they've taken so many penalties already, we can't kee...

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Did you all see the Seabrook hit on Backes today? Backes gets crushed behind the net, two refs on the ice (one standing 5 feet away) and neither raise their arms. In fact Keith takes the puck and clears the zone. It's only the fact that a scuffle started that the whistle blew. Then after all the co...

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however, these facts do more to demonstrate how impotent the offense was last night using those tactics rather than the quality of akeson. and again, how well the rangers were able to move the puck in their own end and limit pucks (and players) from getting into the middle of the ice. Given the siz...

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I always hate those "I found this rare and awesome beer on the goddamn shelf" stories unless I'm the one telling it.

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Also, I think my first trip was during my "absence", Peekskill Brewery in NY is amazing. Either they're going to be a major player down the road or the head brewer (formerly of Ithaca, who I don't believe has ownership stake in Peekskill) is going to break off and make something else big. ...

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I really like the Captain Lawrence pale and whatever their bomber DIPA is, but I do not like the IPA. And I've tried, because I like them and the idea of them as a great NY area local.

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they've been pretty terrible in the third period as of late. i'm not sure if its the result of them physically running out of gas in the third, or they just have short attention spans and get lackadaisical. but after the two pp goals, the flyers totally gave up on any discipline whatsoever. and the...

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Thanks. Now I just have to learn what a Fenwick is. About the one-goal game thing, I would agree that hockey is probably less random than baseball. But still, if each team is getting 30 shots per game, there has to be a lot of randomness in whether those shots lead to 3 goals or 4. Also, it's great...

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Really out of character for the Flyers to take a bunch of penalties late in an already decided game.

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Yeah, but Dorsett is more of a true lunatic than a cheapie goon like the Flyers guys. But if something happens and he snaps, he could really snap. (And absolutely on Carcillo. Jasper Fast is playing the role of 9th forward by default with Kreider out and Miller in the doghouse so he'll get pulled th...

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"Yeah, torture motherfucker, what. I'll fuckin', I'll fuckin' ... OH MY GOD WE WERE JUST MESSING AROUND AND RECORDING A FILLER SKIT FOR THE ALBUM HOLY SHIT SOMEONE CALL A PARAMEDIC!!!!!!!"

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If we made this a draft, and knowing Carcillo is a scratch, how long would it take to pick a Rangers in a first cheapshot pool?

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Hartnell. He loooooooves targeting after non-fighters who aren't looking so a banged up McDonagh playing a dump against the boards is basically his version of heaven.

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Rangers over Flyers will be, at a minimum, a top 10 roster attractiveness discrepancy playoff series of all-time.

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Seems generous to label them "errors".

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I feel like lazy risotto is still atleast 75% as good as laborious risotto. And that risotto in general is overrated. And I'm making it tonight.

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Ruiz is definitely right unless he got subbed out of one of the games w/ Halladay's perfecto and Lidge striking out someone (presumably a batter) to end the 2008 series.

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2*. Ruiz

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Didn't get to watch it yet, but just spent 2 hours in a wiki wormhole about the incident. Fucking Charles Itandje, right?

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I'm leaving again.

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If you guys want to see a tremendously pouty Mister D, root for the Rangers to win between 9 and 11 games in the playoffs.

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More than record in one goal games (which I think is far more correlated w/ skill and performance than one run games in baseball), this is your nice "watch out for the Blackhawks" stat: http://www.extraskater.com/teams/on-ice?type=total&season=2013" onclick="window.open(this....

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Yes. I spent most of last year mentally begging walt to deal both Hamilton and Chapman. Alas, that ain't Walt's style. Frustrating. I did the same last deadline with Cano, Granderson, et all, but to similar no avail. I would kill to know what rental Cano would have drawn if they weren't in "be...

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St. Louis is still showing as 6/1 and I want to bet against them at 1/6.

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