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by duff
Mon Oct 19, 2020 5:36 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Hey Bronto (Or Jeeves)...Thoughts about Suspension Trainers/TRX
Replies: 20
Views: 252

Re: Hey Bronto (Or Jeeves)...Thoughts about Suspension Trainers/TRX

govmentchedda wrote:
Mon Oct 19, 2020 5:17 pm
mister d wrote:
Mon Oct 19, 2020 4:48 pm
I feel like I would fuck my back up on a rower.
Only if you row like an asshole
Look who you are talking about!
by duff
Thu Oct 15, 2020 12:53 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: ESPN 8: The Ocho
Replies: 53
Views: 4633

Re: ESPN 8: The Ocho

Just macho tough guys doing macho tough guy shit. Nothing to see there except the non-changing brains of future CTE patients.
by duff
Thu Oct 15, 2020 12:40 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Captain Trips Anxiety thread
Replies: 1210
Views: 20800

Re: The Captain Trips Anxiety thread

So my wife has been teaching virtually all year. She has about 25 students in her class, down from 29 at the highest. It has been quite an adjustment and now the district is changing the hybrid policy. Instead of MW, TTh and virtual on Friday, it will be MTWR and virtual on Friday. This doesn't affe...
by duff
Wed Oct 14, 2020 10:18 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Rants 2?
Replies: 787
Views: 39034

Re: Rants 2?

The niece and nephews just want money or gift cards to somewhere, but we make them work for it. For the oldest nephew this year, we unrolled a roll of toilet paper and place money as we rerolled it. We had a 20 at the very end. The rest were 1s spread throughout the roll. It took him a couple of wee...
by duff
Tue Oct 13, 2020 6:33 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Halloween Boo'ing
Replies: 29
Views: 174

Re: Halloween Boo'ing

I started a tradition last year and I'm having trouble figuring out a way to replicate it but I sat out with margs for the adults and treats for the kids last year in my Joel from MST3K costume. Guess Corona is gonna ruin that too. Do kids get to have Halloween this year or is another chalk it up t...
by duff
Tue Oct 13, 2020 2:26 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Tuesday Food Discussion
Replies: 105
Views: 756

Re: Tuesday Food Discussion

Skittles are the ones that really get me. I can't understand at all why people love them. By far my favorite candy. ETA - although the new(ish) green ones can suck it. Lime was way better than apple. Ha, I "argued" with my oldest yesterday about this. She told her sister green was green apple and I...
by duff
Mon Oct 12, 2020 10:03 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part V - All Hail King Donald, First of his name
Replies: 1828
Views: 40721

Re: Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part V - All Hail King Donald, First of his name

This could go in so many threads, but I will go with this one. Just, holy fuck: https://twitter.com/MollyJongFast/status/1315817866424442880 Finally, North Dakota is beating California in something! Way to give it to them libs! That surge was something to watch. Did the whole population become infe...
by duff
Mon Oct 12, 2020 12:57 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Twitter
Replies: 1047
Views: 113030

Re: Twitter

I saw them once and it ranks up there as one of the best shows I've ever seen. The only and only time I've moshed. The only thing that sucked about it was it was a rescheduled RATM/Wu-Tang show without the Wu-Tang. Only time i saw RATM was this tour. They played last and with the house lights on be...
by duff
Sun Oct 11, 2020 6:46 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Week 5
Replies: 119
Views: 1222

Re: NFL Week 5

Shirley wrote:
Sun Oct 11, 2020 6:44 pm
So, earlier today I realized that I didn't remember the Alex Smith injury at all. Naturally, I looked it up. Pretty gruesome. And then, I just saw Dak's injury, which was pretty similar. I think I'm good on sideways feet videos for a while.
You are no Rex Ryan, sir.
by duff
Sun Oct 11, 2020 4:07 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Racism
Replies: 1059
Views: 53425

Re: Racism

Asian font? Not enough slant to it. Am I right?
by duff
Wed Oct 07, 2020 3:07 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: ESPN 8: The Ocho
Replies: 53
Views: 4633

Re: ESPN 8: The Ocho

Okay so someone just sent me a reference to Ba-Taoshi..WTF https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmJ4ouUJ-T4 Gadzooks! Reminded me of Most Extreme Elimination Challenge. Which come to think of it, how is that model of show not making a comeback in times of covid where TV production is hard & streaming ch...
by duff
Sat Oct 03, 2020 5:27 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2020 Presidential Election: Joe Biden vs Whoever the Republicans Nominate
Replies: 1587
Views: 15709

Re: 2020 Presidential Election: Joe Biden vs Whoever the Republicans Nominate

psunate77 wrote:
Sat Oct 03, 2020 5:25 pm
How long for Repubs try to postpone the election?
Chicken little, just stop. Can't and won't happen. Period.
by duff
Sat Oct 03, 2020 1:22 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2020 Presidential Election: Joe Biden vs Whoever the Republicans Nominate
Replies: 1587
Views: 15709

Re: 2020 Presidential Election: Joe Biden vs Whoever the Republicans Nominate

... and cancel his campaign events in the height of election season Him beating the biggest pandemic of modern times would have a bigger impact on his poll number then talking to his base in Yuma, Arizona. To no one but his base, so it would be a horrible strategic blunder. His people are not that ...
by duff
Sat Oct 03, 2020 6:57 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part V - All Hail King Donald, First of his name
Replies: 1828
Views: 40721

Re: Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part V - All Hail King Donald, First of his name

tennbengal wrote:
Fri Oct 02, 2020 10:52 pm
Parscale stole $40 million??

Only the best!
by duff
Fri Oct 02, 2020 7:31 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Politics
Replies: 4798
Views: 317361

Re: Random Politics

Not a politician, but Father Jenkins, Notre Dame president tested positive. He also was at the"party" for ACB.
by duff
Fri Oct 02, 2020 7:13 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Do You ... You Know ... Want "It" to Happen?
Replies: 66
Views: 578

Re: Do You ... You Know ... Want "It" to Happen?

Told my oldest daughter that we should go to all the Halloween stores and buy all the fake headstones and place them next to all the Trump 2020 signs in yards around town.

She might have peed a little from hysterical laughter.
by duff
Fri Oct 02, 2020 6:45 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2020 Presidential Election: Joe Biden vs Whoever the Republicans Nominate
Replies: 1587
Views: 15709

Re: 2020 Presidential Election: Joe Biden vs Whoever the Republicans Nominate

psunate77 wrote:
Fri Oct 02, 2020 6:43 am
Pruitt wrote:
Fri Oct 02, 2020 5:58 am
If he is incapacitated, what happens to the election?
Nothing?
He isn't incapacitated or dead, so nothing at this time. Right now the ballots are set. Pretty sure he would have to die.
by duff
Wed Sep 30, 2020 10:20 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2020 Presidential Election: Joe Biden vs Whoever the Republicans Nominate
Replies: 1587
Views: 15709

Re: 2020 Presidential Election: Joe Biden vs Whoever the Republicans Nominate

Why are you all convinced that Kamala is good in a debate format. She was pretty poor in the Democratic primary debates. I mean would she have told Trump to shut up more? Then the media would be oooooooh, a woman is so bitchy. Pence may surprise. I didn't realize he previously was a talk radio host...
by duff
Tue Sep 29, 2020 12:22 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Godless III - Completing The Trinity
Replies: 2125
Views: 175887

Re: Godless III - Completing The Trinity

brian wrote:
Tue Sep 29, 2020 10:39 am
(I've probably posted it like three times. I don't care. It's awesome.)
That is fucking great. Some of them need to learn how to take a bump. Gonna hurt themselves sooner than later.
by duff
Mon Sep 28, 2020 8:21 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Sunday Discussion - Best Athlete You've Seen Live
Replies: 68
Views: 497

Re: Random Sunday Discussion - Best Athlete You've Seen Live

sancarlos wrote:
Mon Sep 28, 2020 4:10 pm
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This is what I had in mind when I posted.
by duff
Mon Sep 28, 2020 4:05 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Sunday Discussion - Best Athlete You've Seen Live
Replies: 68
Views: 497

Re: Random Sunday Discussion - Best Athlete You've Seen Live

Using TurdRyan’s up close “whoa this guy is different” metric rookie year Manny Machado stands out. Completely slipped my mind until I read this, but I just posted a few weeks ago about sitting second row directly behind Dominik Hasek's net. While he was great, it was more a spectacle of bizarre fo...
by duff
Mon Sep 28, 2020 10:11 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Among Us
Replies: 10
Views: 143

Re: Among Us

Yes, and I really don't comprehend how it is fun. At all. I played a couple rounds to see what he was talking about, and it plays like a late 80s early 90s game, there is no point, and then you randomly guess who the imposter is based on nothing. When he went to sleepaway camp, they played Mafia ev...
by duff
Sun Sep 27, 2020 4:17 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Sunday Discussion - Best Athlete You've Seen Live
Replies: 68
Views: 497

Re: Random Sunday Discussion - Best Athlete You've Seen Live

Pedro was lights out amazing when I saw him in Detroit. So damn good. I never saw MJ play, but as far as best athlete from my days of going to Market Square has to be the Davis brothers. They may not have been the best players, but they were pure athleticism. Best player would from those days would ...
by duff
Fri Sep 25, 2020 6:17 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Home Repairs
Replies: 902
Views: 88977

Re: Home Repairs

So, I'm generally a pathetic excuse for a real man when it comes to any home work. We know a handyman that doesn't charge too much, so I call him for anything much. But, today I had a couple minor things I thought I could handle, so I went for it. First I replaced the weatherstripping on the front ...
by duff
Tue Sep 22, 2020 9:46 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Replies: 167
Views: 1105

Re: Ruth Bader Ginsburg

I love the idea that you can do something really shitty and aggressively partisan and then POOF it's now precedent! It's not at all shitty the next time! "But you see it is different. We won so quit being a cuckold snowflake." Did I do that correctly? Just preparing myself to convert to stay alive ...
by duff
Mon Sep 21, 2020 1:56 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Television (no longer temporary)
Replies: 3525
Views: 234688

Re: Television (no longer temporary)

The Sybian wrote:
Mon Sep 21, 2020 12:52 pm
DaveInSeattle wrote:
Mon Sep 21, 2020 12:20 pm
Since Schitt's Creek won all the Emmys last night...where in the hell does one watch it?
I watch on Netflix, but it aired on PopTV in the US. No idea what channel that is or if I even get it.
And the last season (the Emmy one) isn't out on Netflix yet.
by duff
Thu Sep 17, 2020 3:53 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2020 Presidential Election: Joe Biden vs Whoever the Republicans Nominate
Replies: 1587
Views: 15709

Re: 2020 Presidential Election: Joe Biden vs Whoever the Republicans Nominate

Tell them Biden supports good cops, and nobody should support unchecked abuse of power, especially good cops. (I'm sure that will make you very popular in your department). But seriously, I feel for you having to bite your tongue and listen to them. I don’t bite my tongue. Everyone in my department...
by duff
Wed Sep 16, 2020 9:26 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: What?? Are you drinking?
Replies: 567
Views: 19490

Re: What?? Are you drinking?

The Sybian wrote:
Wed Sep 16, 2020 9:21 am
Maybe this belongs in the confessions thread, but when I was a kid, I thought Red Lobster was fancy.
It isn't? Red Lobster and Olive Garden.
by duff
Wed Sep 16, 2020 9:10 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread
Replies: 3054
Views: 63021

Re: Not so funny real life Capt Trips thread

That sucks AB. It is infuriating when people don't take their own safety into consideration, let alone those around them.
by duff
Tue Sep 15, 2020 8:09 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Dusty Thread
Replies: 202
Views: 13414

Re: The Dusty Thread

Heartfelt write-up by our local food critic.

Story
by duff
Mon Sep 14, 2020 1:10 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Official Swamp Dating Thread
Replies: 1768
Views: 82412

Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Jerloma wrote:
Mon Sep 14, 2020 1:05 pm
Can I get another flirting ruling here?

"Hey how'd you make out with your kitchen drain? Has your car stereo fixed itself yet? Just hanging around on a Friday night thinking about your gadgets."
Quit over thinking it.
by duff
Sun Sep 13, 2020 11:47 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random SwamperFacts
Replies: 25
Views: 292

Re: Random SwamperFacts

Does Garfield count? Not the president, but the cat!

And I raise one Estrada with one Letterman.
by duff
Sat Sep 12, 2020 4:25 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NCAA Football 2019 --> Offseason --> 2020
Replies: 252
Views: 4037

Re: NCAA Football 2019 --> Offseason --> 2020

brian wrote:
Sat Sep 12, 2020 4:21 pm
Can’t believe there was any fans allowed at Notre Dame games then I remember - oh yeah, Indiana.
Yup. Just drove through Elkhart and I am saddened by all the Trump signs and flags. It shouldn't suprise me, but fuck it really depresses the shit out of me.
by duff
Fri Sep 11, 2020 2:21 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL 2020
Replies: 202
Views: 2358

Re: NFL 2020

Not exactly the cream of local citizenry that would attend a football game in the middle of a pandemic, but still not a very good look. From what I have read on Twitter and other places on the internet, it wasn't a good look for the players. But that is what I get for clicking on accounts that resp...
by duff
Fri Sep 11, 2020 8:37 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL 2020
Replies: 202
Views: 2358

Re: NFL 2020

Even more reason I have given less than two fucks about football for the past three or four years.
by duff
Fri Sep 11, 2020 8:34 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Mental Health
Replies: 99
Views: 2076

Re: Mental Health

Holy shit. What the fuck, man. He's stuck in that old world, macho bullshit realm like the miliary up until a few years ago. Absolutely disgusting. He prefaced it saying he'd upset people, so he knows what he was about to say was controversial. Does he get it and just wants to play the asshole on T...
by duff
Sat Sep 05, 2020 5:34 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Bensell Premier League FFL 2020
Replies: 13
Views: 199

Re: Bensell Premier League FFL 2020

sancarlos wrote:
Sat Sep 05, 2020 5:03 pm
Struggling with deciding whether or not to get up early for a draft that starts at 7:00 am.
I am sure you will have been up at least twice to piss and get a cup of water.
by duff
Fri Sep 04, 2020 1:19 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Hey Johnnie
Replies: 200
Views: 7846

Re: Hey Johnnie

brian wrote:
Fri Sep 04, 2020 1:10 pm
Also, it's readers are all losers and suckers.
The losers and suckers are either dead or missing body parts and shouldn't be reading. Because no one wants to see that.
by duff
Fri Sep 04, 2020 11:25 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Politics
Replies: 4798
Views: 317361

Re: Random Politics

Pruitt wrote:
Fri Sep 04, 2020 9:24 am
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Is she promoting that she is going to assassinate the "squad"?
by duff
Thu Sep 03, 2020 12:54 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Captain Trips Anxiety thread
Replies: 1210
Views: 20800

Re: The Captain Trips Anxiety thread

DaveInSeattle wrote:
Thu Sep 03, 2020 12:37 pm
Fill out your bracket...

Butler is a #1!!!