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by Johnny Carwash
Fri Jul 31, 2020 12:20 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: SWAMPCRASH AMATEUR HOUR PART 2 - NOW SCORING
Replies: 81
Views: 497

Re: SWAMPCRASH AMATEUR HOUR PART 2

Gunpowder wrote:
Thu Jul 30, 2020 1:29 pm
I didn't realize Mega Man was such an unknown.
If more people here knew it, Hard Man would have been a double-digit answer.
by Johnny Carwash
Fri Jul 31, 2020 10:42 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2020 - WEEK 18 UPDATE
Replies: 91
Views: 952

Re: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2020 - WEEK 18 UPDATE

https://i.imgur.com/DUYkFxs.png Burlington Stats https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1cQlreBdhcF45RmX-l7fRDRj7N-BOT0po1baioEcq90I/edit#gid=1993783319 https://i.imgur.com/cvzhAvT.png Holland Stats https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17_roK_ye9ZIKq6fhQCJfHQWcTu-_CCJtHDsQvfbQguM/edit#gid=1993783...
by Johnny Carwash
Fri Jul 31, 2020 10:42 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2020 - WEEK 18 UPDATE
Replies: 91
Views: 952

Re: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2020 - WEEK 18 UPDATE

Sorry, took the day off and forgot to post this morning. WEEK 18 UPDATE Coincidentally, the Frogs and Oats played each other head-to-head in an interleague series, which they split 2-2. Boxscores are below if you'd like to take a closer look: Burlington 6, Holland 5 Burlington 2, Holland 1 Holland 1...
by Johnny Carwash
Fri Jul 31, 2020 9:39 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Avatar Appreciation Thread
Replies: 119
Views: 6524

Re: Avatar Appreciation Thread

Change it back, rass.
by Johnny Carwash
Thu Jul 30, 2020 10:36 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Replies: 199
Views: 227

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

Red Letter Media did an interview with the main actor a few years back and he's pretty cool and self-aware. A lot of background info about the movie if you're still fascinated by what you saw:

by Johnny Carwash
Thu Jul 30, 2020 9:55 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Replies: 199
Views: 227

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

So there's the worst movie ever made. Thanks for letting me host. Hope I didn't waste a couple hours of your time.
by Johnny Carwash
Thu Jul 30, 2020 9:50 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Replies: 199
Views: 227

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

This swordfight has the same frame rate as a Buster KEaton movie.
by Johnny Carwash
Thu Jul 30, 2020 9:45 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Replies: 199
Views: 227

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

This movie holds the record for guys stuffing their guns into their waistbands.
by Johnny Carwash
Thu Jul 30, 2020 9:39 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Replies: 199
Views: 227

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

Those trees with the spongy bark that peels off are definitely a Southern Cal thing.
by Johnny Carwash
Thu Jul 30, 2020 9:18 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Replies: 199
Views: 227

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

The way a long-haired guy pulls it back into a pony tail when he wants to look "classy" is peak 1991.
by Johnny Carwash
Thu Jul 30, 2020 9:15 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Replies: 199
Views: 227

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

Japanese crime lord with a gang from a 70s blaxploitation movie on speed dial apparently.
by Johnny Carwash
Thu Jul 30, 2020 9:14 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Replies: 199
Views: 227

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

The shot from underneath the glass table is the most artistic thing in the movie.
by Johnny Carwash
Thu Jul 30, 2020 9:10 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Replies: 199
Views: 227

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

So the bald Japanese guy was the movie's stunt/martial arts coordinator and maybe the only person involved in the production who wasn't terrible at their job.
by Johnny Carwash
Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:51 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Replies: 199
Views: 227

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

This guy aced the sexual harassment part of samurai training.
by Johnny Carwash
Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:49 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Replies: 199
Views: 227

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

Note that this isn't the last time the dialogue goes out of its way to inform us that parts of the black guy's anatomy are, in fact, black.
by Johnny Carwash
Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:39 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Replies: 199
Views: 227

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

"Katana" is Japanese for "Japanese sword." Also, "sword" is English for "English sword."
by Johnny Carwash
Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:32 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Replies: 199
Views: 227

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

Because assassinating a guy in a full-body cast isn't a job for one person.
by Johnny Carwash
Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:29 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Replies: 199
Views: 227

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

fwiw, this scene with the nurse is considered one of the main things that spawned the movie's cult following.
by Johnny Carwash
Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:23 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Replies: 199
Views: 227

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

Quick let's save this guy who we spent the last 20 minutes trying to kill.

Who is also a completely different guy after he caught on fire.
by Johnny Carwash
Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:22 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Replies: 199
Views: 227

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

"I'll drive and tell you how to shoot, you shoot and tell me how to drive."
by Johnny Carwash
Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:18 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Replies: 199
Views: 227

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

The early part is "slow" in terms of not too much to make fun of yet, but it gets "better."
by Johnny Carwash
Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:17 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Replies: 199
Views: 227

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

DSafetyGuy wrote:
Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:17 pm
Who wrote this snappy dialogue?
That's Shakespeare compared to what comes later.
by Johnny Carwash
Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:13 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Replies: 199
Views: 227

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

This movie has a "December 8, 1941" level of anti-Japanese sentiment, btw.
by Johnny Carwash
Thu Jul 30, 2020 7:58 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Replies: 199
Views: 227

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

Alright, you son of a bitches. Let's do this.

Final reminder that it's probably your best bet to spring for the Amazon video rental to make sure you have an uninterrupted viewing.

We'll start at 9:10. Playing straight from the beginning of the stream should work.
by Johnny Carwash
Thu Jul 30, 2020 7:15 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Replies: 199
Views: 227

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

Appreciate you owning this one carwash. If I had any dislike for you at all I would be rooting for this to be bad-bad so we can spend all night shitting on you... I hope it falls into the good-bad category for everyone. I'm someone who, 90% of the time I'm told something is "so bad it's good", just...
by Johnny Carwash
Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:45 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Replies: 199
Views: 227

Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

Just as heads up, it looks kind of ambiguous on whether the tubitv stream mentioned above is uninterrupted. I watched it several months back with no ads, but when I tested again a few days ago there was at least one add. Not sure of registering/logging in to the site makes a difference. You can test...