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by Johnny Carwash
Wed Apr 24, 2019 8:58 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe
Replies: 99
Views: 622

Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

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by Johnny Carwash
Wed Apr 24, 2019 8:50 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2019 NBA Playoffs Thread
Replies: 57
Views: 657

Re: 2019 NBA Playoffs Thread

If he had missed that shot, without making any attempt to get closer, the takes today would melt the sun.
by Johnny Carwash
Tue Apr 23, 2019 9:42 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2019 NBA Playoffs Thread
Replies: 57
Views: 657

Re: 2019 NBA Playoffs Thread

At the time I posted earlier it was 73-36 in the 3rd.

Fuck Embiid though, still.
by Johnny Carwash
Tue Apr 23, 2019 8:34 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2019 NBA Playoffs Thread
Replies: 57
Views: 657

Re: 2019 NBA Playoffs Thread

Holy shit, check the score on the Brooklyn-Philly game.
by Johnny Carwash
Mon Apr 22, 2019 9:32 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe
Replies: 99
Views: 622

Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

Kiwi is fine by itself but always feels weird when combined with other fruit. For some reason a few years back the powers that be decided the public really, really wants to combine kiwi with everything else. It's 2nd behind bananas in the rankings of fruits that need to stay the fuck away from straw...
by Johnny Carwash
Mon Apr 22, 2019 10:16 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Video Games Thread (See first post for Swamper handles)
Replies: 257
Views: 12218

Re: Video Games Thread (See first post for Swamper handles)

Have you tried Fruit Ninja? It's a game in which you cut fruit such as melons, thus making cut fruit and definitely not fruit salad.
by Johnny Carwash
Mon Apr 22, 2019 10:15 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe
Replies: 99
Views: 622

Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

OK, what the fuck is "cut fruit?" You've said that like four times in this thread already. I mean, I know it means "fruit that has been cut," but is it some esoteric regional terminology that people in a two-mile radius around Big Bone Lick apply to what every other person in the English-speaking wo...
by Johnny Carwash
Sun Apr 21, 2019 9:41 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Video Games Thread (See first post for Swamper handles)
Replies: 257
Views: 12218

Re: Video Games Thread (See first post for Swamper handles)

i hated Micah the whole time. He's a well-written SOB, that's for certain. It made me realize how stupid Dutch van der Linde really was. How easily exploitable that type of mindset really is. My biggest problem with the game story-wise is that Dutch never seems like someone a reasonable person woul...
by Johnny Carwash
Sun Apr 21, 2019 7:20 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Video Games Thread (See first post for Swamper handles)
Replies: 257
Views: 12218

Re: Video Games Thread (See first post for Swamper handles)

A_B wrote:
Fri Apr 19, 2019 12:18 pm
[+] spoiler
i hated Micah the whole time.
[+] spoiler
I can't believe the guy who spent the whole game being an over-the-top weaselly asshole was the traitor!
A_B wrote:
Sun Apr 21, 2019 6:22 pm
Alright fellas. Give me a game that will last until football season. No mlb show I just don’t want to.
What kind?
by Johnny Carwash
Sat Apr 20, 2019 9:14 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe
Replies: 99
Views: 622

Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

^That is exactly what every American I've ever encountered other than you calls "fruit salad." Are you thinking of fruit cocktail? I remember that being a big deal in the 80's and was cut up pears/peaches/grapes/cherries drowned in like a pint of corn syrup: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-akNDvqTJ8Q0/T0c...
by Johnny Carwash
Sat Apr 20, 2019 7:50 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe
Replies: 99
Views: 622

Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

"I've never seen melon in fruit salad" = "I've never seen lettuce in regular salad"
by Johnny Carwash
Fri Apr 19, 2019 8:09 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe
Replies: 99
Views: 622

Re: Honeydew vs. Cantaloupe

by Johnny Carwash
Fri Apr 19, 2019 6:21 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: FMuD: You Were Meant for Me
Replies: 17
Views: 151

Re: FMuD: You Were Meant for Me

Also the '90s thing of "It's cool to look like you were caught off-guard when having your picture taken, even when in a place where the point is to have your picture taken."

e: Also, is that MacGyver with Teri Hatcher? Did he borrow his suit from someone who weighed 200 pounds more than he did?
by Johnny Carwash
Fri Apr 19, 2019 4:13 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: FMuD: You Were Meant for Me
Replies: 17
Views: 151

Re: FMuD: You Were Meant for Me

Most 90ist thing I’ve found this week. Quick takeaways: 1. Man, that reminded me of a bunch of actors I hadn't thought about in a long time, 90% of whom I didn't like. 2. In the 10% of the above I did like: Gabrielle Anwar 3. Remember when "Hey, David Spade can really pull!" was a thing? 4. Any 10 ...
by Johnny Carwash
Fri Apr 19, 2019 12:27 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2019 - WEEK 3 UPDATE
Replies: 75
Views: 641

Re: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2019 - WEEK 3 UPDATE

I’m a fan of Manassas Asses, but yeah the Regina Monologues is good, too. Rockford Files makes me laugh out loud every time I see it, too. Speaking of Manassas, thought this made for a pretty good generated lede this week: https://i.imgur.com/ugvATxi.png Giff was suspended for four games for arguin...
by Johnny Carwash
Fri Apr 19, 2019 9:49 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2019 - WEEK 3 UPDATE
Replies: 75
Views: 641

Re: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2019 - WEEK 3 UPDATE

Nonlinear FC wrote:
Fri Apr 19, 2019 9:36 am
the Regina Monologues??
I was patting myself on the back for coming up with that one, but apparently The Simpsons had already done it a number of years ago.
by Johnny Carwash
Fri Apr 19, 2019 7:00 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2019 - WEEK 3 UPDATE
Replies: 75
Views: 641

Re: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2019 - WEEK 3 UPDATE

https://i.imgur.com/DUYkFxs.png Burlington Stats https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c0j52QMty5DWRcc47fYxlbyfWs35BiF4Ve0Swb3ICSU/edit?usp=sharing https://i.imgur.com/cvzhAvT.png Holland Stats https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/16zIplV7fd2pphRty3uM4ymVoyKBskv93o5_DEx2uUM0/edit?usp=sharing LE...
by Johnny Carwash
Fri Apr 19, 2019 7:00 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2019 - WEEK 3 UPDATE
Replies: 75
Views: 641

Re: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2019 - WEEK 3 UPDATE

WEEK 3 UPDATE https://i.imgur.com/DUYkFxs.png Burlington Sports Frogs - This Week: 4-3 - Season: 10-9 (3rd in Div, 1.5 GB) - League Power Ranking: 17th - Next Week: vs. Ajax (3 games), vs. Saint John (4 games) https://i.imgur.com/cvzhAvT.png Holland Oats - This Week: 3-4 - Season: 10-8 (T-2nd in Di...
by Johnny Carwash
Thu Apr 18, 2019 9:25 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Jeeves forgot to tell Steve ..Moab..
Replies: 9
Views: 118

Re: Jeeves forgot to tell Steve ..Moab..

Hey wlu_lax, that 360 shot from your FB kicks ass.
by Johnny Carwash
Thu Apr 18, 2019 1:25 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
Replies: 5035
Views: 175573

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

So if you had to rank all the euphemisms for "have sex with" based on the average IQ of the person who says it, "pork" would be at the absolute bottom, right?
by Johnny Carwash
Thu Apr 18, 2019 7:08 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Word Games
Replies: 76
Views: 795

Re: Word Games

Monaco/Mongolia
by Johnny Carwash
Wed Apr 17, 2019 10:22 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Friends
Replies: 32
Views: 250

Re: Friends

Also the last episode aired in 2004. It's one of those shows that's strongly associated with a particular time but went on far longer than people remember. Sort of like how Happy Days lasted until 1984.
by Johnny Carwash
Mon Apr 15, 2019 8:49 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Gunpowder's Gold Star Trivia
Replies: 1620
Views: 39957

Re: Gunpowder's Gold Star Trivia

Greece
Australia
by Johnny Carwash
Sun Apr 14, 2019 1:48 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2019 Masters
Replies: 107
Views: 994

Re: 2019 Masters

Shit, can't wait for the next three weeks of real sports news getting buried by this.
by Johnny Carwash
Fri Apr 12, 2019 9:09 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Game of Thrones....
Replies: 742
Views: 26368

Re: Game of Thrones....

1. Fuck you both for not having Ygritte on your lists at all
2. Shae
3. Melisandre
4. Missandei
5. Ros
by Johnny Carwash
Fri Apr 12, 2019 7:14 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2019 - WEEK 3 UPDATE
Replies: 75
Views: 641

Re: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2019 - WEEK 2 UPDATE

https://i.imgur.com/DUYkFxs.png Burlington Stats https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c0j52QMty5DWRcc47fYxlbyfWs35BiF4Ve0Swb3ICSU/edit?usp=sharing https://i.imgur.com/cvzhAvT.png Holland Stats https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/16zIplV7fd2pphRty3uM4ymVoyKBskv93o5_DEx2uUM0/edit?usp=sharing LE...
by Johnny Carwash
Fri Apr 12, 2019 7:14 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2019 - WEEK 3 UPDATE
Replies: 75
Views: 641

Re: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2019 - WEEK 2 UPDATE

WEEK 2 UPDATE https://i.imgur.com/DUYkFxs.png Burlington Sports Frogs - This Week: 4-2 - Season: 6-6 (4th in Div, 2.5 GB) - League Power Ranking: 16th - Next Week: vs. Danbury (1 game), at Manassas (3 games), vs. Newark (3 games) https://i.imgur.com/cvzhAvT.png Holland Oats - This Week: 4-2 - Seaso...
by Johnny Carwash
Wed Apr 10, 2019 11:15 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2018-19 NBA Regular Season Thread
Replies: 381
Views: 8750

Re: 2018-19 NBA Regular Season Thread

Am I just getting caught up in the nostalgia, or do the Wade and Dirk send-offs reflect how much more well-liked those two are, both by their peer groups and fans in general, than LeBron is?
by Johnny Carwash
Tue Apr 09, 2019 5:51 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The World Cup...OF FLAGS
Replies: 364
Views: 9556

Re: The World Cup...OF FLAGS

I had seen that graphic before and assumed the flag was a cut-out pennant thing like Nepal. Didn't realized it was just slapped on a white rectangle. Yeah, that sucks.
by Johnny Carwash
Tue Apr 09, 2019 1:41 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: So first we are paying kids to play for us and now they pay us
Replies: 118
Views: 1116

Re: So first we are paying kids to play for us and now they pay us

Ryan wrote:
Tue Apr 09, 2019 1:38 pm
HOW FAR DOES THIS GO?!?
Other parents indicted on the new charge Tuesday include Michelle Janavs, whose family developed the microwave snack line Hot Pockets before selling their company
That indictment seemed like it was cool at first but was then scorchingly hot once you got to the inside.
by Johnny Carwash
Tue Apr 09, 2019 11:44 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The World Cup...OF FLAGS
Replies: 364
Views: 9556

Re: The World Cup...OF FLAGS

I'm surprised #8 has never invaded #3 for copying their flag but putting another thing on it to look better.
[+] spoiler
Oh wait, they did.
by Johnny Carwash
Tue Apr 09, 2019 11:11 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2018-19 NBA Regular Season Thread
Replies: 381
Views: 8750

Re: 2018-19 NBA Regular Season Thread

Giff wrote:
Tue Apr 09, 2019 10:52 am
Asshole. Wrong thread.
I know. Belongs in "Commercials."
by Johnny Carwash
Sat Apr 06, 2019 1:37 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Politics
Replies: 3672
Views: 114231

Re: Random Politics

That guy went into a hair salon, handed them a script of what he was going to say, and said "make me look exactly like the type of person who would say this."
by Johnny Carwash
Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:38 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2019 - WEEK 3 UPDATE
Replies: 75
Views: 641

Re: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2019 - WEEK 1 UPDATE

Nothing makes for good clubhouse relations when the top player makes $14M more than the 2nd highest player and only $2M less than the 2nd and 3rd highest salaries combined. Guess virtual wlu_lax6 is buying the beer. Speaking of which...I hired a new bench coach for Burlington over the off-season an...
by Johnny Carwash
Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:19 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: MLB Regular Season 2019
Replies: 255
Views: 1958

Re: MLB Regular Season 2019

sancarlos wrote:
Fri Apr 05, 2019 11:35 am
mister d and bronto are tied for the league lead in "cryptic posts that make me go to google to see what they hell he is talking about".
rass is the leader by far for me.
by Johnny Carwash
Fri Apr 05, 2019 6:48 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2019 - WEEK 3 UPDATE
Replies: 75
Views: 641

Re: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2019 - WEEK 1 UPDATE

https://i.imgur.com/DUYkFxs.png Burlington Stats https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c0j52QMty5DWRcc47fYxlbyfWs35BiF4Ve0Swb3ICSU/edit?usp=sharing https://i.imgur.com/cvzhAvT.png Holland Stats https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/16zIplV7fd2pphRty3uM4ymVoyKBskv93o5_DEx2uUM0/edit?usp=sharing LE...
by Johnny Carwash
Fri Apr 05, 2019 6:48 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2019 - WEEK 3 UPDATE
Replies: 75
Views: 641

Re: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2019 - WEEK 2 UPDATE

WEEK 2 UPDATE https://i.imgur.com/DUYkFxs.png Burlington Sports Frogs - This Week: 4-2 - Season: 6-6 (4th in Div, 2.5 GB) - League Power Ranking: 16th - Next Week: vs. Danbury (1 game), at Manassas (3 games), vs. Newark (3 games) https://i.imgur.com/cvzhAvT.png Holland Oats - This Week: 4-2 - Seaso...
by Johnny Carwash
Thu Apr 04, 2019 1:29 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
Replies: 5035
Views: 175573

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

Has someone somewhere already made a "vaping looks like you're sucking C-3PO's dick" joke, or am I misremembering and can claim credit for it?
by Johnny Carwash
Wed Apr 03, 2019 2:22 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Uniforms, Logos, and Such
Replies: 847
Views: 46873

Re: Uniforms, Logos, and Such

I actually like the 80's era Jets unis more than the white-helmet ones, and it would have been cool for them to just go back exactly to that, but they always have to do some dumb hybrid thing that ruins it. When can we finally be done with the "stripes that don't actually go all the way to the edge ...