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by Johnny Carwash
Fri Jan 18, 2019 12:17 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Politics
Replies: 3421
Views: 105477

Re: Random Politics

Ryan wrote:
Fri Jan 18, 2019 12:13 pm
mister d wrote:
Fri Jan 18, 2019 9:16 am
Top 5 protest sign ever. Its perfect.
Worldwide Album Sales
Geri Halliwell solo - 4.8 million
Spice Girls without Geri Halliwell - 4.0 million
Was going to say, "Does this mean the EU will become irrelevant anyway within the next six months?"
by Johnny Carwash
Fri Jan 18, 2019 7:37 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp RimWorld 2019: The Battle of Delaware
Replies: 231
Views: 3046

Re: Swamp RimWorld 2019: The Battle of Delaware

Oh no. The dreaded poison ship . This had dire results for several past Swampvilles. Also there is an emu nearby, which is going to give sancarlos some harrowing flashbacks. Nonetheless, we'll need to destroy it before the toxic gas kills everything in the area. https://i.imgur.com/nPFf00O.jpg We ta...
by Johnny Carwash
Fri Jan 18, 2019 7:36 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp RimWorld 2019: The Battle of Delaware
Replies: 231
Views: 3046

Re: Swamp RimWorld 2019: The Battle of Delaware

After the battle, we toss the dead enemies onto our junk stockpile, which was probably a bad idea as our colonists take a mood hit every time they pass by the sight of decaying corpses. mister d has what promises to be the first of many breakdowns and goes wandering in a daze. https://i.imgur.com/Nq...
by Johnny Carwash
Fri Jan 18, 2019 7:36 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp RimWorld 2019: The Battle of Delaware
Replies: 231
Views: 3046

Re: Swamp RimWorld 2019: The Battle of Delaware

Our colony continues to fill up faster than anticipated, as before long we get another refugee on the horizon. It's mister d ! https://i.imgur.com/jJLuVbI.png mister d grew up in an underground fallout shelter before growing up to become a private investigator. He has very good social and intellectu...
by Johnny Carwash
Thu Jan 17, 2019 2:42 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part III - A Democratic House
Replies: 881
Views: 13641

Re: Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part III - A Democratic House

I have no idea whether L-Jam's post is correct, but it was fucking awesome.
by Johnny Carwash
Thu Jan 17, 2019 1:36 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Movies
Replies: 2155
Views: 105259

Re: Movies

That looks 20x better than I would have guessed from the title.

Also the title is awesome except it bugs me that they say "The Bigfoot" instead of just "Bigfoot."
by Johnny Carwash
Wed Jan 16, 2019 12:34 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp RimWorld 2019: The Battle of Delaware
Replies: 231
Views: 3046

Re: Swamp RimWorld 2019: The Herbalist & the Space Gigolo

A_B wrote:
Wed Jan 16, 2019 8:19 am
Wait, am I wearing glasses or do I need to shave my eyes?
There was another transport pod crash earlier but its occupant was a pirate so we let her die and then you took her sunglasses.
by Johnny Carwash
Wed Jan 16, 2019 12:33 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp RimWorld 2019: The Battle of Delaware
Replies: 231
Views: 3046

Re: Swamp RimWorld 2019: The Herbalist & the Space Gigolo

if any alien leaders from, say, Alderaan, need to be seduced and abandoned, well, I'm your guy. https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fmtv.mtvnimages.com%2Furi%2Fmgid%3Afile%3Ahttp%3Ashared%3Amtv.com%2Fnews%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F05%2Fbail-organa-star-wars-prequels-sm-1430730272.j...
by Johnny Carwash
Wed Jan 16, 2019 12:07 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Gunpowder's Gold Star Trivia
Replies: 1371
Views: 37022

Re: Gunpowder's Gold Star Trivia

Vick?
by Johnny Carwash
Wed Jan 16, 2019 7:48 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp RimWorld 2019: The Battle of Delaware
Replies: 231
Views: 3046

Re: Swamp RimWorld 2019: The Herbalist & the Space Gigolo

The next day a caravan of slave traders stops by and offers us $697 for DSafetyGuy, but we turn it down. See, we're not that bad. DSafe finally joins us after Sabo makes him an offer he can't refuse. Way to close the deal, Sabo! https://i.imgur.com/xK4bh4B.jpg In addition to our new colonists, we ge...
by Johnny Carwash
Wed Jan 16, 2019 7:48 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp RimWorld 2019: The Battle of Delaware
Replies: 231
Views: 3046

Re: Swamp RimWorld 2019: The Herbalist & the Space Gigolo

Not too long after, we get another arrival. It's sancarlos , pursued by raiders from the Independent Alliance of Orerabutlium. We'll temporarily lift our ban on bandwagon Warriors fans and offer him safety. https://i.imgur.com/4z10Y2d.png I'll go ahead let sancarlos's in-game backstory speak for its...
by Johnny Carwash
Wed Jan 16, 2019 7:47 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp RimWorld 2019: The Battle of Delaware
Replies: 231
Views: 3046

Re: Swamp RimWorld 2019: The Herbalist & the Space Gigolo

Looks like wlu_lax is the winner of the "Who dies first?" poll. Geez, you catch on fire for no apparent reason one time and people think you're a dead man walking. Alright, a few mostly eventful days pass and we've kept busy, steadily getting a livable base going with a decent food surplus. A transp...
by Johnny Carwash
Tue Jan 15, 2019 3:52 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
Replies: 2980
Views: 142700

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

A_B wrote:
Tue Jan 15, 2019 3:48 pm
I know generally where mine is but i couldn't draw it with any certainty on an anatomical drawing.
I was going to make a joke here, but thought you might be deliberately setting the table.
by Johnny Carwash
Tue Jan 15, 2019 1:27 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
Replies: 2980
Views: 142700

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

sancarlos wrote:
Tue Jan 15, 2019 1:14 pm
"California" overtime? Never heard of that being used in California. It sounds horrible.
I think they just call it that because it involves avocados.
by Johnny Carwash
Mon Jan 14, 2019 5:24 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
Replies: 2980
Views: 142700

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

mister d wrote:
Mon Jan 14, 2019 5:18 pm
Am I the only one who didn't know where the rotator cuff is located?
Did you think it was in the elbow? I spent years thinking that before learning it's actually in the shoulder.
by Johnny Carwash
Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:55 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp RimWorld 2019: The Battle of Delaware
Replies: 231
Views: 3046

Re: Swamp RimWorld 2019 + Poll: Who dies first?

The way I see it, mammals are mammals and if you can fuck one mammal you can fuck them all. But birds... only a sick piece of shit would find a bird attractive. wlu_lax's bed, along with wlu_lax himself, somehow catch on fire that is what "Mrs. Lax says too" Both of these made me laugh, by the way....
by Johnny Carwash
Mon Jan 14, 2019 7:41 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp RimWorld 2019: The Battle of Delaware
Replies: 231
Views: 3046

Re: Swamp RimWorld 2019 + Poll: Who dies first?

A meteorite made of silver ore crashes in the vicinity. Since silver is the primary form of currency in the game, we're basically getting a shitload of free money from outer space. Thanks, game! On the other hand, loading up our base with the extracted silver will attract more raiders, so better to ...
by Johnny Carwash
Mon Jan 14, 2019 7:40 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp RimWorld 2019: The Battle of Delaware
Replies: 231
Views: 3046

Re: Swamp RimWorld 2019 + Poll: Who dies first?

And here we are right after landing. Our pet elephant has been named Atom. Nice ice-breaker by the way, Johnnie. https://i.imgur.com/BoujCQT.jpg We set about the essential steps of building a base, laying down a basic barracks, farms, and storage area. Wood will be scarce due to the lack of trees in...
by Johnny Carwash
Mon Jan 14, 2019 7:39 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp RimWorld 2019: The Battle of Delaware
Replies: 231
Views: 3046

Re: Swamp RimWorld 2019 + Poll: Who dies first?

Alright, time to get underway with Swampville VII . A few quick notes: Forgot to put up the "who dies first?" poll earlier. It's up now. Going to bump up the difficulty a bit from the last playthrough, where I had let things play out more safely at first while getting reacclimated to the game. Takin...
by Johnny Carwash
Fri Jan 11, 2019 3:19 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp RimWorld 2019: The Battle of Delaware
Replies: 231
Views: 3046

Re: Swamp RimWorld 2019 + Poll: Colony Pet

Sorry for the delay, should have the first update Monday.
by Johnny Carwash
Thu Jan 10, 2019 9:56 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Do you use a fork to eat french fries?
Replies: 18
Views: 169

Re: Do you use a fork to eat french fries?

Johnnie wrote:
Thu Jan 10, 2019 9:40 pm
The more pertinent question: dip fries in ketchup or put the ketchup on the fries? I dip.
Dip, absolutely. Even seeing someone else squirt ketchup across the top of their fries as a group pisses me off.
by Johnny Carwash
Thu Jan 10, 2019 6:00 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Do you use a fork to eat french fries?
Replies: 18
Views: 169

Re: Do you use a fork to eat french fries?

Using your fingers for fries with stuff on them is acceptable as long as you're only touching the "clean" part of the fry. But yeah, if you're going in and indiscriminately grabbing the gravy/cheese/chili part, you're a monster.
by Johnny Carwash
Thu Jan 10, 2019 4:06 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: What the fuck is wrong with people (thread)
Replies: 767
Views: 34286

Re: What the fuck is wrong with people (thread)

tennbengal wrote:
Sat Jul 15, 2017 4:52 am
Fuck Utica.
by Johnny Carwash
Thu Jan 10, 2019 1:44 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: What the fuck is wrong with people (thread)
Replies: 767
Views: 34286

Re: What the fuck is wrong with people (thread)

Going beyond that it's an abysmally shitty thing to do, why would someone from Florida specifically want to do that? I mean, other than "being from Florida?"
by Johnny Carwash
Thu Jan 10, 2019 1:33 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore
Replies: 393
Views: 9248

Re: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore

I don't think I'd want to eat anything other than fries or onion rings with a burger.

And I think HaulCitgo's criteria exclude potato salad.
by Johnny Carwash
Thu Jan 10, 2019 11:59 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore
Replies: 393
Views: 9248

Re: Asshole Power Rankings: Fast Food Edition

I am with mister d on Five Guys. Granted I only had it once, but didn't put me in a hurry to try again with other options available.
by Johnny Carwash
Wed Jan 09, 2019 4:32 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp RimWorld 2019: The Battle of Delaware
Replies: 231
Views: 3046

Re: Swamp RimWorld 2019 + Poll: Colony Pet

Alright, so as you can see from the results, elephant has won the poll to be our next colony pet. Will see about having the first updates later this week. Note: The sports logos on the character previews I edited in after the fact. Not sure yet if I can actually get them into the game; will see what...
by Johnny Carwash
Mon Jan 07, 2019 7:20 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp RimWorld 2019: The Battle of Delaware
Replies: 231
Views: 3046

Re: Swamp RimWorld 2019 + Poll: Colony Pet

rass wrote:
Mon Jan 07, 2019 7:08 pm
Nonlinear FC wrote:
Mon Jan 07, 2019 10:19 am
You all don't want an attack tortoise?

You think you know people.
Exactly. Comedy potential is high! Come on turkey/caribou voters.
Yeah, I've always quietly rooted for the goofy/ironic pets to win, but you guys just go for the biggest animal that can fuck people up.
by Johnny Carwash
Mon Jan 07, 2019 7:05 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp RimWorld 2019: The Battle of Delaware
Replies: 231
Views: 3046

Re: Swamp RimWorld 2019 + Poll: Colony Pet

Vote for the pet is pretty fragmented, with cougar and elephant tied for the lead, if anyone wants to tie-break.
by Johnny Carwash
Mon Jan 07, 2019 5:31 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp RimWorld 2019: The Battle of Delaware
Replies: 231
Views: 3046

Re: Swamp RimWorld 2019 + Poll: Colony Pet

Serious question -- can the animals be used for contributing to building up the area around our camp? If so, seems like elephant is the smartest choice since it can be used as a beast of burden. Yes, some animals can learn to do helpful things like haul stuff, release to attack enemies, or rescue d...
by Johnny Carwash
Mon Jan 07, 2019 8:14 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp RimWorld 2019: The Battle of Delaware
Replies: 231
Views: 3046

Re: Swamp RimWorld 2019 + Poll: Colony Pet

Arid Shrubland won the biome poll by a good margin. New poll up for the next colony pet. Note: I screwed up last time and neglected to take the taming difficulty of animals into account, resulting in our pet ground sloth going feral and turning into to a useless, EnochRoot-eating waste of space. Al...
by Johnny Carwash
Sun Jan 06, 2019 4:57 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Playoffs-Wildcard Weekend
Replies: 145
Views: 1184

Re: NFL Playoffs-Wildcard Weekend

Is it just me, or is there something wrong with the main field camera for this game? It looks like it's from the '80s when everything else is in HD.
by Johnny Carwash
Fri Jan 04, 2019 8:24 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp RimWorld 2019: The Battle of Delaware
Replies: 231
Views: 3046

Re: Swamp RimWorld 2019

New poll to choose the biome for our next colony. Boreal Forest was what we chose last time. For the sake of completeness, all biomes are shown, but those toward the bottom would be increasingly inhospitable. Also, please do not choose Ice Sheet, which as the name implies is a sheet of fucking ice a...
by Johnny Carwash
Fri Jan 04, 2019 8:21 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp RimWorld 2019: The Battle of Delaware
Replies: 231
Views: 3046

Re: Swamp RimWorld 2019

Alright, next round. Swampville VII https://i.imgur.com/fikEMmK.png wlu_lax led a dreary early life as an orphan working the mines of an industrial world, but rose above his station to become an expert geologist. He is highly intelligent and a fast learner, but can be too smart for his own good, lea...
by Johnny Carwash
Mon Dec 31, 2018 11:47 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Random Rankings Thread
Replies: 278
Views: 7343

Re: The Random Rankings Thread

My least favorite thing about every Swamper: 1. brian picks out all the green apple ones in a communal bowl of Jolly Ranchers 2. kranepool clamors for pineapple pizza when someone else is ordering, then goes for another pizza when it arrives 3. Pruitt picks up baked goods at the store with his bare...
by Johnny Carwash
Sun Dec 30, 2018 7:38 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Week 17
Replies: 43
Views: 330

Re: NFL Week 17

Pruitt wrote:
Sun Dec 30, 2018 7:12 pm
Mayfield is the best QB the Browns have had since I had a full head of hair. Kid is great
I don't know, Otto Graham was pretty good.
by Johnny Carwash
Fri Dec 28, 2018 3:12 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
Replies: 4867
Views: 167435

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

Cumberland Farms is the Williams-Sonoma of gas stations. Fuck that place.
by Johnny Carwash
Fri Dec 28, 2018 10:40 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp RimWorld 2019: The Battle of Delaware
Replies: 231
Views: 3046

Re: Swamp RimWorld 2018

Working on a Round 2 if there's interest. Will shoot for next week, in the meantime here's another "guess who" teaser: https://i.imgur.com/fikEMmK.png https://i.imgur.com/TaDck4v.png https://i.imgur.com/9PgVcK2.png https://i.imgur.com/uVQsJ7q.png https://i.imgur.com/WXu13Qd.png https://i.imgur.com/a...
by Johnny Carwash
Fri Dec 21, 2018 3:43 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Deadspin
Replies: 418
Views: 17684

Re: Deadspin

tennbengal wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 3:40 pm
So where did the blood come from? I’ve never heard of drinking so hard you choke on your own blood.
That's how Attila the Hun died. (supposedly) (minus the karaoke) (I'm assuming)
by Johnny Carwash
Thu Dec 20, 2018 7:50 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp RimWorld 2019: The Battle of Delaware
Replies: 231
Views: 3046

Re: Swamp RimWorld 2018

We do get a glimmer of hope in a mysterious stranger named Calbran, a fat guy with a hipster beard dressed as a ninja, who shows up in an attempt to help. I have Calbran grab a gun and take some pot-shots at the mechs in the hopes of drawing them into the base, where our guests will be forced to fig...