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Gents, the FMD beckons.

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Saw this before, so I think it's a worthy thread.

Without talking about movies basically post Jan 2011 (i.e. L-Jam4), here's a bunch I surprisngly never saw.

1. Groundhog Day
2. Harry Potter 7 Pts 1&2
3. Mrs Doubtfire

Just a few off the top of my head.

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1. Fuck Lewis Hamilton, Fuck Bronto, and Fuck this game.

2. Gonzaga has been riding one relatively lucky Elite 8 Appearance covering up a lot of early crashings and burnings for 15 years now.

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Look for mine b/w 10 and 10:15 AM EST today.

ETA: Just sent at 10:25.

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This isn't irony, but I do like the fact that Steve Buscemi, whose most celebrated role is arguably a guy who doesn't tip, is regarded as one of the best celebrity tippers around.

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Can start up to 4 RBs. Normal scoring, save 1/2 pt per reception.

Definites: Mr. Pink @ Indy, Gio vs ATL

Start 2 from: Vereen @ MIN, Travis West hosting NO, Lamar Miller @ BUF, or DMC hosting HOU. I'm leaning on Vereen and West right now. I have time to change my mind.

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I am shocked to find Boris Becker never even played in a French Open final. I am also surprised Alexei Yashin was not a #1 pick. The only true serve and volleyers I can think that have won the French are Navratilova and Laver. I watched some tennis back then, but I couldn't tell you a damn thing ab...

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And the worst part? I read SI's preview of Seattle about an hour before the game started, and I did my answers DURING THE FUCKING GAME LAST NIGHT. I was thinking saying Bobby Wagner would've been pretty unfair, so I said "I'll just go with that douchebag they let walk. Brandon Browner, baby!&qu...

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DVOA?

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Fuck you, L-Jam, for forgetting Browner was fucking suspended during the Super Bowl. Asshole.

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I remember one of Tom Hanks' earlier ones (3rd? Maybe 4th?) he came out and acted as if he banged his knee, passed out, and saw Abraham Linoln.

Hanks: Does this mean I'm dead?

Lincoln: No Tom. It means you're an incredible pussy.

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Q5 was spread out a lot more than I thought it would be. Paul Simon was a hell of an answer. Never would have thought of that. I thought Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin were the co-Jordans there. I remember him being the 5 timers club in one of the episodes they did when someone new joined. Though Ma...

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Gianni Schichi is me. It's my alternate email for... those types of sites.

I didn't get a chance to see it, so can you just delete that? I saw the invite from TennBen on my regular email. I don't have access to fantasy sites at work, so I can't log in until I get home tonight.

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HDO can take the last spot in the Premiership, but I'll fill in if he can't. If no in the premiership, is there a spot open in Unknown? When is that draft?

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J-Lo, between this board and your facebook posts, I can't tell if this is performance art, or if you're really that lacking in self-awareness. I'm pretty sure it's the former, but I wouldn't be my mortgage payment on it.

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Okay, screw it. I'll take the premiership. I've been in the swamp leagues since 05. First time in the Premiership, baby!

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I don't think I was in the Unknown last year. Can someone email me the 'tails?

Ell Jay Aye Emm Three at Yahoo dot Com

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If that hurricane hit Detroit, you wouldn't hear a thing about it from Steve Yzerman.

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Yes. I was looking for word on the Unknown league. Maybe I can be promoted one of these decades.

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Turdness, are you naming the author of the question when you list them?

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I collected comics pretty intensely in high school, but I didn't know this until literally a week ago: You remember the Weapon X program that Wolverine, Sabretooth, Deadpool, and Lady Deathstrike, among others, were a part of? It's not pronounced "Weapon Ecks". It's pronounced "Weapon...

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Going a little more old-school, I love me some Sinatra, but "Theme from New York, New York" (albeit a cover) is loved by exactly zero Sinatra fans.

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I'm going to post here later today about my thoughts with his depression, and how mine has had effects on my own life. I'll write it up on Word first.

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If you've never seen The World According To Garp, you really should update your queue.

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Are there scores on the front page?

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Rex wrote:Cliff Lee leaves the game with an injury. I imagine a couple of GMs just ordered a stiff drink.

As did I.

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What if they were conscripts? Did the Confederacy have a draft?

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Do I have to revive the Etiquette thread?

I always learned that with women it's better to follow her lead. For the very first time, don't extend a hand to shake unless she does. If it's a hug/kiss, follow her lead again.

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I'm really sorry to hear that, but at least it sounds treatable. And "I survived a fucking brain tumor" sounds like it can impress chicks, so... silver lining?

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For any of the Baltimore guys, I'll be at Camden Yards this Saturday 7/12.

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Those tree-huggers committed criminal assault, btw, and very likely a host of traffic violations.

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Steve, I read the opinion, and I thought of it like this: Cops make an arrest of a suspect and while making a search incident to an arrest, they find a sealed envelope addressed to the suspect. Absent an exigent circumstance, like if there's a worry that there are Anthrax spores inside, the cops can...

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Definitely in. Doesn't matter, although I was Jacksonville, and I can't legitimately name more than 4 guys on the Jags anymore.

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166.8. That's under the super middleweight limit. And I'm at my all-time best bench press. And I'll be 40 before the year is out. Very proud.

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You may have already saw this if you read my facebook post today, but this would have been the address then-General Eisenhower would have made if D-Day was not successful: Our landings in the Cherbourg-Havre area have failed to gain a satisfactory foothold and I have withdrawn the troops. My decisio...

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Pretty obvious for me. 2008. I'm in attendance when the Phillies win the World Series, and the Eagles win the DVOA Title.

Damn, that second one is sorry.

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Here's always been my rule of thumb when it comes to tipping, and I'm sure I've put it in prior incarnations: If it is a service, and the person involved can personalize said service, it is tipworthy. If you are requesting them to go out of their normal way, then it is tipworthy. If instead it simpl...

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Former Nobel Laureate.

Anyone read his stuff. M-Tel read 100 Years of Solitude. Figured the more literate ones here might have picked his stuff up. I never did...

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Spit? Swallow? What are you guys talking about? I've been married for 10 years.

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With the exeception of a couple of years when I fasted completely during Lenten Fridays, I have had cheese in one form or another every day since I graduated college in May of 1997.

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