The Swamp

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Yeah, I understand the kids part. Even if it's just one like we have.

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What about suicides by current NFL players who had their junk bit off by their best friends when they crashed their cars and killed aforementioned best friends?

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You know what I can't stand? My annoying pussy-whipped friends who always have to throw-in a "let me check with the boss" or "let's see what the wife has planned for us" anytime I'm asking them to do something away from their wives. I'm fully aware that I'm a lucky sumbitch who i...

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Isn't that a joke ripped off from Mallrats?

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Yup, tough week. There were only two I knew off the bat.

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In like (breakfast foods go in) Flynn.

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Terriers was awesome. It was one of my favorite seasons ever too, but that was before I binged on Breaking Bad. I may give it another shot.

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Mmmmaaaaaaaannnnnssssssscccaaaaaappppppiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnggggggg.

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Maybe I'm just racist, but in my opinion hot Indian chicks have some sort of a mystique about them that is damn sexy. There, I said it. It's those sexy eyes! I love them. And, with some girls, the faint, delicious aroma of curry. There's an Indian chick at work with just the perfect juicy ass that ...

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Winning picks sent. I have a feeling this one may come down to MNF total. Seem like some pretty easy picks this week. So here's to 2-5.

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Hey, Tigers magic number is down to 4. Still on the fence as to whether I'm rooting for the Indians to make the playoffs. On one hand, I can't stand the Indians or their fans. On the other, Texas and Tampa are way better teams. So, that's a toughie. Fuck the Rangers. If you had to spend anytime aro...

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I don't think it's been mentioned and I would just like to express my thanks. So thanks.

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The parents are in ABQ currently and ate at Gardunos last night (did not get the table-side guac). My mom's going to go take a pic at Osuna and Juan Tabo for me. They don't watch the show, but we've been frequent visitors of the city for my entire life (parents actually lived there a few years in t...

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The parents are in ABQ currently and ate at Gardunos last night (did not get the table-side guac). My mom's going to go take a pic at Osuna and Juan Tabo for me. They don't watch the show, but we've been frequent visitors of the city for my entire life (parents actually lived there a few years in th...

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kranepool wrote:Spergon Wynn. Sweet, merciful Christ.

He did come from a football powerhouse now known as Texas State University! TT and Giff approved!

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I LOL'd quite a bit at Brooklyn 99. Very promising for a pilot. I love how they didn't make Samberg into a bumbling detective instead making him someone who's actually good at his job.

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There was never any porn around my house, but my dad had a copy of that in his closet. Needless to say, that copy got worn out the summer between 6th and 7th grade.

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Sabo wrote:Well done, Texas A&M fans.

Had to shut my door for that.

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I'm gonna join, if that's cool.

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degenerasian wrote:
Giff wrote:
degenerasian wrote:Is Miss America supposed to be more wholesome then Miss USA?
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Which one did Vanessa Williams win?
Miss America.

That one is my favorite.

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degenerasian wrote:Is Miss America supposed to be more wholesome then Miss USA?
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Which one did Vanessa Williams win?

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Ever the protector, Walt knows the police are on the line. He blames Skyler, rips her, knowing all along that there are others listening in - he's showing the authorities that it's all him (and only him). That didn't cross my mind at all when I watched it. That rant seemed so out of character for h...

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I dig Camper Van Beethoven's latest.

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brian wrote:
Gunpowder wrote:Of course the benches cleared because MLB players are a weird hybrid of bad-ass, sopping wet vaginas.
This exactly.

About 15% badass. 85% pussy. It's really unbelievably childish.

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A friend of mine is going to Mexico (Cancun) for a week and asked me "what I want from there". Very kind of her. But, damn, I honestly can't think of a thing. I guess I'll simply thank her for being so considerate; I'm drawing blanks. What would you ask for as a chachki? I don't drink so ...

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He's fun to root for, that's for sure.

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I had one degree away from a brush, I guess... I went to the local CVS drug store and was in line behind a funny old man. He was bantering with the checkout clerk and I chuckled at a witticism he made, so he was encouraged, and he said as a follow-up (to me only), "as the guy said about his sm...

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So this whole time, they only have to get out of Bernalillo county and Jessie/Walt are good?!?

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I had one degree away from a brush, I guess... I went to the local CVS drug store and was in line behind a funny old man. He was bantering with the checkout clerk and I chuckled at a witticism he made, so he was encouraged, and he said as a follow-up (to me only), "as the guy said about his sm...

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I'll be flipping back and forth between the game in Denver and ESPNU which is showing my high school's game tonight.

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Nice!

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We went the all-inclusive route, so we'd get nice and lathered at the pool, then go make fools of ourselves downtown afterwards. Definitely a great time, but I am going to need about 10 days to get my body and mind back to normal. Where did you go? I'm dying to take the wife on another all-inclusiv...

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brian wrote:This Jameis Winston kid for Florida State looks like the truth. 17-of-18 for 240 yards, 3 TDs passing and 1 TD rushing.

....In the first half.

Hey look, another QB that the Longhorns didn't want! RG3 and Manziel would've been awful fits as well.

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Didn't Kraft split up its food divisions a couple of years ago? I think that thing is outdated/incomplete. I think so, but I don't remember what exactly got spun off, but that rings a bell. It does accurately include some divisions which were spunoff into separate companies. (Pepsi, for example, no...

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I make sure when I'm neglecting them for things like fantasy football drafts and the first Saturday of the college football season that I have a lot of fucking fun doing it. Otherwise, what's the point?

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Good buddha the faux moral indignation surrounding Manziel is annoying. He got an unsportsmanlike penalty, he did not piss on a quadriplegic six year old visiting College Station for their Make a Wish wish (worst dying with ever, btw).

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I haven't read anything other than the breaking news alert, but that said it was an agreement between A&M and NCAA. Is that not correct?

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Gomez! A complete turd on an otherwise near-perfectly acted show. He's just awful.

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Another thing to keep in mind (don't know if it was posted in that article) is that this has all taken place over a very short period of time. So while we remember the poisoning two seasons ago it wasn't all that long ago to the characters, so everything is a lot more fresh in his mind.

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The time works for me. I don't care about 16, why not?

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